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Gaseous Gold
@disorganizedcrime.bsky.social
artist | designer | mild irritant

founder of @ironpinata.com
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rollin out of bed every day like
playing for manchester united having the time of my life with a bunch of teammates. they're all just out of frame, playing football too.
December 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
i’m really tired of responding to arsenal games with “i’ll take it”
December 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
god that ball to Gyok from Raya was a work of art
December 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
martin tyler just called tarkowski “the man who smells danger for fun”
December 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
well well well if it isn’t the blowjob grinch
Anything can be a Christmas skeet if you include the word Grinch
December 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
December 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
computer, enhance.
December 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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The key difference is American contestants will be required to raise all four fingers.
December 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
this motorcycle helmet review has absolutely destroyed me
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
my dudes got it figured out. this is genuine wisdom.
Like, even wack ass people I have met, I don’t even talk about like that. I have deadlines, video game and miniature backlogs, and porn. I promise I don’t even think about folks like that. Like I got people tryna smash that I need to text back, but I’m out here trying to catch shinies.
December 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Maybe Newsom will do a weird yell
December 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i'm here you fuckaas bitch
December 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
does he think we’re going to run out of wind?
unfortunately “sir, the vibrations” will be playing in my head indefinitely
December 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Grok is... grokking again
December 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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A penguin is a bird like a hot dog is a taco
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
jesus saves our fucking ass
December 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i no longer wish to be
December 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
😂 genius
someone play the champions league music for Martinelli right now
December 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
bukayo saka just invented the lolympico
December 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
oh wow 48 teams already sucks
December 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
my buddy just described being monogamous in san francisco as like being carol in pluribus and i can't fucking breath lmfao
December 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i don't think that's a socially acceptable assumption, chair.
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
stress-eating french toast in bed
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i would 100% cover my drink around garnacho
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM