Captain Dick Blastoff
@dickblastoff.bsky.social
⭐🛸 STL Drag Alien 💫 Newly arrived to this galaxy and ready to shake his ass-teroid for some heavenly bodies. 🪐 they/he 🚀 https://xraybeeb.carrd.co/#blastoff
Main: @xraybeeb.bsky.social
Main: @xraybeeb.bsky.social
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Hi STL and Chicago, our friend Theta was last spotted arriving at Chicago Union Station yesterday at 11am. Please share and contact the number if you have any info !
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Hi STL and Chicago, our friend Theta was last spotted arriving at Chicago Union Station yesterday at 11am. Please share and contact the number if you have any info !
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November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Cheney has fallen! Now I, Blastoff, am the new leader of the Dickticons!
Congratulations, you have outlived Dick Cheney!
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Cheney has fallen! Now I, Blastoff, am the new leader of the Dickticons!
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Dick is gone, Bush remains.
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Dick is gone, Bush remains.
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October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Spouse got this ✨GROOVY✨ picture of me with @dickblastoff.bsky.social when we went downstairs and got to interact with the performers after the Dragsidia show! 😘
October 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Spouse got this ✨GROOVY✨ picture of me with @dickblastoff.bsky.social when we went downstairs and got to interact with the performers after the Dragsidia show! 😘
Dancing Green found the perfect dance partner: himself!
October 19, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Dancing Green found the perfect dance partner: himself!
Another amazing Dragsidia show!!Thanks again to the fabulous earthlings of @gatewayfate.bsky.social and starlight personified @orianaperon.bsky.social as well as my best drag buddies for making it so fun! 🚀🩵
October 19, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Another amazing Dragsidia show!!Thanks again to the fabulous earthlings of @gatewayfate.bsky.social and starlight personified @orianaperon.bsky.social as well as my best drag buddies for making it so fun! 🚀🩵
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Very excited for this one!! I love final fantasy!!
Getting ready for the best Final Fantasy drag show in the Midwest! Only at @gatewayfate.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Very excited for this one!! I love final fantasy!!
Oohhh I'm so excited!!
And what if I played around at the prom just before the drag show? 🤔
And what if I played around at the prom just before the drag show? 🤔
Today we put the prog in programming as we unveil the first draft of the convention's schedule! Things are always subject to change, but we'll do our best to update the file in advance if such occurs. Head to drive.google.com/file/d/1O8Yy... to start planning!
September 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Oohhh I'm so excited!!
And what if I played around at the prom just before the drag show? 🤔
And what if I played around at the prom just before the drag show? 🤔
Yesterday was my birthday AND my Dickiversary! 2 years of Captain Dick Blastoff and 36 years of the Other Guy!
August 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Yesterday was my birthday AND my Dickiversary! 2 years of Captain Dick Blastoff and 36 years of the Other Guy!
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February 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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August 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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So the police won’t stop harassing me about my car and the expired tags. They have placed a second tow notice on my car at the top of my driveway. I need to get some repairs on my car by the end of the month so it can pass inspection, if y’all for a buck or two to throw my way, I would appreciate it
July 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
So the police won’t stop harassing me about my car and the expired tags. They have placed a second tow notice on my car at the top of my driveway. I need to get some repairs on my car by the end of the month so it can pass inspection, if y’all for a buck or two to throw my way, I would appreciate it
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July 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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screen printing stencil idea... i am always thinking about soviet space dogs
July 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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👾We Come in Peace!👾
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🛸Happy World UFO Day🛸
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🛸Happy World UFO Day🛸
July 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
👾We Come in Peace!👾
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🛸Happy World UFO Day🛸
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🛸Happy World UFO Day🛸
Happy Father’s Day to my drag papá @cadaverdaddyo.bsky.social
June 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Happy Father’s Day to my drag papá @cadaverdaddyo.bsky.social
Whatever. Bathroom selfie.
June 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Whatever. Bathroom selfie.
Me when I Shadowbring it to the stage ✨
From @gatewayfate.bsky.social & @orianaperon.bsky.social 's Dragsidia last year!
Pics by @katiemayphotographyindy on insta!
Always remember to call on your lovely branch or they'll call on Hades to SLAY for you.
From @gatewayfate.bsky.social & @orianaperon.bsky.social 's Dragsidia last year!
Pics by @katiemayphotographyindy on insta!
Always remember to call on your lovely branch or they'll call on Hades to SLAY for you.
June 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Me when I Shadowbring it to the stage ✨
From @gatewayfate.bsky.social & @orianaperon.bsky.social 's Dragsidia last year!
Pics by @katiemayphotographyindy on insta!
Always remember to call on your lovely branch or they'll call on Hades to SLAY for you.
From @gatewayfate.bsky.social & @orianaperon.bsky.social 's Dragsidia last year!
Pics by @katiemayphotographyindy on insta!
Always remember to call on your lovely branch or they'll call on Hades to SLAY for you.
Had an amazing time last year as Feo Ul! Getting to perform in Dragsidia was also a huge highlight and I would love to be there for it again this year! I have some big ideas for year two. 😈
Call us a prog static cause we're celebrating hitting the 10% mark towards our attendance goal! Every little bit of support counts, be it now or closer towards the show dates, and we thank you all for your help; be it purchases or sharing word about our project. More updates to come!
June 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Had an amazing time last year as Feo Ul! Getting to perform in Dragsidia was also a huge highlight and I would love to be there for it again this year! I have some big ideas for year two. 😈
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I don't need an SSRI!!!! I need a Kamen Rider suit!!!!
a green background with a lot of bubbles on it .
ALT: a green background with a lot of bubbles on it .
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May 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I don't need an SSRI!!!! I need a Kamen Rider suit!!!!