Captain Dick Blastoff
@dickblastoff.bsky.social
⭐🛸 STL Drag Alien 💫 Newly arrived to this galaxy and ready to shake his ass-teroid for some heavenly bodies. 🪐 they/he 🚀 https://xraybeeb.carrd.co/#blastoff
Main: @xraybeeb.bsky.social
Main: @xraybeeb.bsky.social
Dancing Green found the perfect dance partner: himself!
October 19, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Dancing Green found the perfect dance partner: himself!
Another amazing Dragsidia show!!Thanks again to the fabulous earthlings of @gatewayfate.bsky.social and starlight personified @orianaperon.bsky.social as well as my best drag buddies for making it so fun! 🚀🩵
October 19, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Another amazing Dragsidia show!!Thanks again to the fabulous earthlings of @gatewayfate.bsky.social and starlight personified @orianaperon.bsky.social as well as my best drag buddies for making it so fun! 🚀🩵
Yesterday was my birthday AND my Dickiversary! 2 years of Captain Dick Blastoff and 36 years of the Other Guy!
August 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Yesterday was my birthday AND my Dickiversary! 2 years of Captain Dick Blastoff and 36 years of the Other Guy!
Happy Father’s Day to my drag papá @cadaverdaddyo.bsky.social
June 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Happy Father’s Day to my drag papá @cadaverdaddyo.bsky.social
Whatever. Bathroom selfie.
June 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Whatever. Bathroom selfie.
Me when I Shadowbring it to the stage ✨
From @gatewayfate.bsky.social & @orianaperon.bsky.social 's Dragsidia last year!
Pics by @katiemayphotographyindy on insta!
Always remember to call on your lovely branch or they'll call on Hades to SLAY for you.
From @gatewayfate.bsky.social & @orianaperon.bsky.social 's Dragsidia last year!
Pics by @katiemayphotographyindy on insta!
Always remember to call on your lovely branch or they'll call on Hades to SLAY for you.
June 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Me when I Shadowbring it to the stage ✨
From @gatewayfate.bsky.social & @orianaperon.bsky.social 's Dragsidia last year!
Pics by @katiemayphotographyindy on insta!
Always remember to call on your lovely branch or they'll call on Hades to SLAY for you.
From @gatewayfate.bsky.social & @orianaperon.bsky.social 's Dragsidia last year!
Pics by @katiemayphotographyindy on insta!
Always remember to call on your lovely branch or they'll call on Hades to SLAY for you.
I'm da giant rat dat makes all of da rules
May 8, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I'm da giant rat dat makes all of da rules
May the Dick be with you 🚀 #starwarsday
May 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
May the Dick be with you 🚀 #starwarsday
These are the two I got last September
April 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
These are the two I got last September
Alien boy in da picrew
April 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Alien boy in da picrew
DELTARUNE [[TOMORROW]]?? I'M SO HAPPY I COULD [$X$!] !!
Spamton from Kings & Creatures Hear Me Out show!
📸: @silassilencesfx.bsky.social
#deltarune #spamton
Spamton from Kings & Creatures Hear Me Out show!
📸: @silassilencesfx.bsky.social
#deltarune #spamton
April 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
DELTARUNE [[TOMORROW]]?? I'M SO HAPPY I COULD [$X$!] !!
Spamton from Kings & Creatures Hear Me Out show!
📸: @silassilencesfx.bsky.social
#deltarune #spamton
Spamton from Kings & Creatures Hear Me Out show!
📸: @silassilencesfx.bsky.social
#deltarune #spamton
Tomorrow!! This show is sure to be outta this world! 🪐
February 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Tomorrow!! This show is sure to be outta this world! 🪐
I think I better call my space lawyer Mr. Phoenix Wrong.
January 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I think I better call my space lawyer Mr. Phoenix Wrong.
Thanksgiving may be over but there's always...leftovers.
From Drag Sabbath last month!
🦃: Abbyyyy
📸: T L Witt
From Drag Sabbath last month!
🦃: Abbyyyy
📸: T L Witt
December 12, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Thanksgiving may be over but there's always...leftovers.
From Drag Sabbath last month!
🦃: Abbyyyy
📸: T L Witt
From Drag Sabbath last month!
🦃: Abbyyyy
📸: T L Witt
Gozer The Gozerian, Gozer The Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar.... The Traveler has come!!
From Klub Weirdo: Ghosts!
They're not a woman, they're not a man. They are something that you'll never understand.
📸: t_l_witt on insta! 🩵🚀
From Klub Weirdo: Ghosts!
They're not a woman, they're not a man. They are something that you'll never understand.
📸: t_l_witt on insta! 🩵🚀
October 26, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Gozer The Gozerian, Gozer The Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar.... The Traveler has come!!
From Klub Weirdo: Ghosts!
They're not a woman, they're not a man. They are something that you'll never understand.
📸: t_l_witt on insta! 🩵🚀
From Klub Weirdo: Ghosts!
They're not a woman, they're not a man. They are something that you'll never understand.
📸: t_l_witt on insta! 🩵🚀
⚡Incoming transmission from Captain Dick: if any of you heavenly bodies are in the Saint Louis star system this week, make sure you don't miss out on what is sure to be a most stellar show!
October 21, 2024 at 12:39 AM
⚡Incoming transmission from Captain Dick: if any of you heavenly bodies are in the Saint Louis star system this week, make sure you don't miss out on what is sure to be a most stellar show!
Okay 3, 2, 1 Let's jam
October 17, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Okay 3, 2, 1 Let's jam
August 16th was my drag-iversary! My Dick-iversary, if you will. Here's to another 3,000 years!
September 2, 2024 at 9:15 PM
August 16th was my drag-iversary! My Dick-iversary, if you will. Here's to another 3,000 years!
I had an astronomically great time at last months Klub Weirdo: Cartoons! I beamed down disguised as my favorite earth creature known as Roger Rabbit. His documentary is very inspiring! 🩵🚀
📸: t_l_witt on insta
📸: t_l_witt on insta
April 19, 2024 at 9:44 PM
I had an astronomically great time at last months Klub Weirdo: Cartoons! I beamed down disguised as my favorite earth creature known as Roger Rabbit. His documentary is very inspiring! 🩵🚀
📸: t_l_witt on insta
📸: t_l_witt on insta
I come from the net...
Bob from ReBoot? At MY drag show? It's more likely than you think.
Next time you boot up your computer, give the tiny Bob inside a high five from me.
Pics by t_l_witt on insta from Bimbovision: Bobs
Bob from ReBoot? At MY drag show? It's more likely than you think.
Next time you boot up your computer, give the tiny Bob inside a high five from me.
Pics by t_l_witt on insta from Bimbovision: Bobs
April 19, 2024 at 9:40 PM
I come from the net...
Bob from ReBoot? At MY drag show? It's more likely than you think.
Next time you boot up your computer, give the tiny Bob inside a high five from me.
Pics by t_l_witt on insta from Bimbovision: Bobs
Bob from ReBoot? At MY drag show? It's more likely than you think.
Next time you boot up your computer, give the tiny Bob inside a high five from me.
Pics by t_l_witt on insta from Bimbovision: Bobs
A selfie taken with my space Polaroid~
February 22, 2024 at 11:05 AM
A selfie taken with my space Polaroid~
Here's a look at my ship, The Double Entendre. Whenever you see this shape in the night sky you'll know I've made a visit. 🩵🚀
January 9, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Here's a look at my ship, The Double Entendre. Whenever you see this shape in the night sky you'll know I've made a visit. 🩵🚀