Also, I'm so chuffed to be able to share the cover for Tiny Moments of Joy: Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand, which will be coming out in paperback and ebook on the 11th of November this year.

All further details to come soon!

Huge thanks for your lovely encouragement this past year!❤️

I refuse to believe that the third one isn't a 7yo boy standing on his brothers shoulders in his dad's suit to buy a vape.

Paging @geepranks.bsky.social in particular but anyone else with bug/antique experience, any advice?

My father in law is stilll called Granky by my 14yo daughter because of this guy.

I know. My mom fucking LOVED Lostprophets.

(In seriousness though, I know exactly what you mean.)

Fascinating. Thanks for checking that for me! Can't see much online about this. For the record although that flair says Blacksky user, I am using their other PDS which is for non-PoC.

Since I moved my account from Bsky to myatproto I've not got a avatar pic in my browser (mobile app is fine). Anyone else had this if they've moved to another PDS?

Do we know where H from Steps was earlier today? I suspect the rozzers might need to have a word with him. At least his socials will get quieter now.

Are you a non-Black person pissed at Bluesky leadership and feeling a little jealous of all the good vibes coming from Blacksky?

There are Blacksky adjacent options for you! Here’s info from the Blacksky migration guide!

docs.blacksky.community/migrating-to...

If you want a quality Smiths cover, Pist.On did Shoplifters of the World Unite and it's great.
youtu.be/ivHfGB34mCY?...

Great news for the little man, as Badenoch announces that the Tories will save you a couple of grand when you buy your house (as long as you're spending at least £300k).

Holy fuck, how did I compile this list and forget that Nine Lives was Aerosmith's 12th album?

Mule Variations was Tom Wait's 13th album
Heroes was David Bowie's 12th, Heathen his 23rd.

However seeing as Kanye's 12th album is going to be a load of deepfake AI-voiced bullshit with a swastika on the cover I think she can call this a win.

I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now

Today's Hallowmeme.

Here's a punchline for anyone who wants to construct a joke around it.

'How do you solve a problem like More Ears?'

I've just noticed that Edith Charles has deleted her account. Does anyone know if she's OK?

I have it on good authority that Tilly Norwood FUCKS. It was specified in the prompt.

Sorry, Tyler. You're going to have to wank over a different fictional woman.

This works particularly well for 80s and 90s wacky comedy acts.

'I'd Bobby her Davro.'

'I'd Barry his Chuckle.'

'I want to Timmy his Mallet all night long'.

At this point I just assume that Trumo and his cronies have all taken short positions on Johnson & Johnson and are just trying to tank their share price. Or maybe it's just because they haven't kissed the ring and it's just punitive. Either works.

Please, PLEASE let her team up with Walton Goggins' Goggle Glasses for history's most euphonically satisfying collaboration.

Oh shit, he caught a replay of the Tommy Lee Jones film Hunted on TV and thought it was the news, didn't he?

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time
From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

Annihilation and Frozen 2. I will die on this hill.