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Desert Mage

@desertmage65.bsky.social

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Avid reader, cat lover, Trump hater. Want to live long enough to piss on his grave.

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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 5h

Wow, you really totally destroyed him with your almost perfect repartee. William Powell had nothing on you. And he wasn't even neurodivergent.

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 5h

You're not their type.

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 5h

He's envious and a nonentity.

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 5h

Like they care.

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 5h

He can't be quiet. There is something wrong with his brain, but in a goof way. He must spout his wisdom at us. He cannot help it. We should be grateful. He is not weird and gross and fucked up at all. No siree.

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 5h

Clearly you are motivated only by disinterested compassion for the lowest among us. You deign to grace us with the bounty of your overflowing expertise. Though neurodivergent, you seem not weirdly fucked up at all, but rather a fount of stunning shrewness and puckish humor. Thank you, thank you!

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 5h

We are not worthy, and yet you continue to emit these gems of almost perfect and pristine cognitive power. It is amazing, given your disability, that you have such a fund of almost perfect wisdom.

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 5h

We all bow before your nobility. It shines like the sun. Please accept our deep and grateful joy at your limitless bounty of insight and gracious, egoless generosity.

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 6h

You are such a noble and virtuous person. My respect for you is almost boundless.

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 6h

a little girl is crying with the words " it 's not our fault " above her

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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 6h

Brewers won more games than Dodgers, and swept them.

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 6h

They're just not as good and can't be.

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 6h

Bad luck is not why Blake Snell and Yoshi Yamamoto carved them up like Xmas turkeys.

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 7h

Cry till you puke, you envious toad. Your soul is diseased. And I pray every day that you wake up with a goiter that explodes and kills your face.

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 7h

No one would ever blow you. A diseased toothless hooker desperate for meth wouldn’t blow you. A dead monkey wouldn’t blow you. Go blow yourself, you worthless cocksucking animal.

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 7h

You’re filled to the brim with reeking shit.

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 7h

What’s amazing is that, in the 17 innings they pitched, the Dodgers starters allowed only one runner to get to second base, and that was on a solo homer.

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 12h

To be fair, Dodgers starters are good.

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 13h

Drinkiepoo?

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 1d

He picked on the wrong bad sistah.

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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 1d

Wow.

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 1d

Or at least to start the ninth. Give him the chance. He had faced the minimum number of batters through eight innings, and hadn’t walked anyone.

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Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 1d

405 feet and it’s gone.

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 1d

It will.

Desert Mage @desertmage65.bsky.social · 1d

They took great at bats, sometimes the baseball gods doesn’t reward you though. If they keep hitting the ball like that, while only striking out four times against an excellent pitching staff, they have a great chance to win another World Series.