Derrick Hoyle
@derrickhoyle.bsky.social
Geologist/Failed Musician. We're all Devo. Union member. He/him.
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Look around you. What you see is the embodiment of DEVO in action. Mutate or die.
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It's important to note for the consultant people: Kat is tied for first place, she's raised more money in this race than anyone else, and she hasn't used Twitter in months.
It's a website filled with racist AI snuff films and it's rigged against you specifically. There's no good reason to use it.
It's a website filled with racist AI snuff films and it's rigged against you specifically. There's no good reason to use it.
This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It's important to note for the consultant people: Kat is tied for first place, she's raised more money in this race than anyone else, and she hasn't used Twitter in months.
It's a website filled with racist AI snuff films and it's rigged against you specifically. There's no good reason to use it.
It's a website filled with racist AI snuff films and it's rigged against you specifically. There's no good reason to use it.
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DJ Moore after game winning touchdown catch says "At the end of the day it's F the Packers always"
December 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
DJ Moore after game winning touchdown catch says "At the end of the day it's F the Packers always"
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i can’t believe the bears won that game, against the packers, in that way, on the back of their prodigy quarterback. almost poetic. that could be franchise-changing shit. i’m going to remember this game forever
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
i can’t believe the bears won that game, against the packers, in that way, on the back of their prodigy quarterback. almost poetic. that could be franchise-changing shit. i’m going to remember this game forever
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I have no idea how to process having a great QB. This is unreal
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I have no idea how to process having a great QB. This is unreal
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Looking forward to having all this shit behind me
December 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Looking forward to having all this shit behind me
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And may every day be another wonderful secret.
December 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
And may every day be another wonderful secret.
Speaking as a fan of Led Zeppelin I think I am qualified to say that all their fans are fucking assholes full of shit
December 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Speaking as a fan of Led Zeppelin I think I am qualified to say that all their fans are fucking assholes full of shit
Fuck estate sale bargain hunters/hagglers to hell
December 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Fuck estate sale bargain hunters/hagglers to hell
Live Aid, for but for dick pill farmers only
Farm to table dick pills for free with every meal
December 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Live Aid, for but for dick pill farmers only
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Trying to organize Xmas without my mom around really shows how adrift this family is without her. My sister probably isn't going to come and my brother isn't invited. Big family get togethers are a thing of the past.
December 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Trying to organize Xmas without my mom around really shows how adrift this family is without her. My sister probably isn't going to come and my brother isn't invited. Big family get togethers are a thing of the past.
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If I were running for president I'd mention in every speech and debate that I intend to seize every asset owned by the Trump family and use it on restarting USAID and immigrant/asylum-seeker protection and naturalization programs, just to see if I can make that fucker so mad his head pops.
December 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
If I were running for president I'd mention in every speech and debate that I intend to seize every asset owned by the Trump family and use it on restarting USAID and immigrant/asylum-seeker protection and naturalization programs, just to see if I can make that fucker so mad his head pops.
Amid the turmoil of my family situation of late I finally noticed that my cousin is no longer on Meta. He's autistic and I have no idea why he's having problems with us other than I don't want to get blasted with messages for hours on end at random times of his choosing
December 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Amid the turmoil of my family situation of late I finally noticed that my cousin is no longer on Meta. He's autistic and I have no idea why he's having problems with us other than I don't want to get blasted with messages for hours on end at random times of his choosing
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This is absolutely insane and so incredibly shortsighted. NCAR is a global pillar for all atmospheric science and holds the highest of standards for research excellence. We collaborate with NCAR; source data from them; they pioneer scientific breakthroughs.
This must not go quietly.
This must not go quietly.
Exclusive: The Trump administration is moving to dismantle the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Colorado, according to a senior White House official, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
Trump moves to dismantle major US climate research center in Colorado
The Trump administration is breaking up the National Center for Atmospheric Research, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
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December 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
This is absolutely insane and so incredibly shortsighted. NCAR is a global pillar for all atmospheric science and holds the highest of standards for research excellence. We collaborate with NCAR; source data from them; they pioneer scientific breakthroughs.
This must not go quietly.
This must not go quietly.
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At this point just dissolve the united states
Kamala Harris is reportedly preparing for another White House run, per Axios.
December 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
At this point just dissolve the united states
I'm absolutely going to take a dump on his grave
December 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I'm absolutely going to take a dump on his grave
We'll see if I get kicked off of Meta
December 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
We'll see if I get kicked off of Meta
I need to stop doomscrolling. What a shitty time to be alive. Doesn't help I was dealing with my mom's house today. Getting ready for the estate sale and trying to make sure there's nothing personal or too sentimental left behind. Everything is so fucked.
December 15, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I need to stop doomscrolling. What a shitty time to be alive. Doesn't help I was dealing with my mom's house today. Getting ready for the estate sale and trying to make sure there's nothing personal or too sentimental left behind. Everything is so fucked.
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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Rest well, Mr. & Mrs. Reiner.
The world has been robbed of someone who brought so much joy.
The world has been robbed of someone who brought so much joy.
December 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Rest well, Mr. & Mrs. Reiner.
The world has been robbed of someone who brought so much joy.
The world has been robbed of someone who brought so much joy.
This year can eat shit Rob Reiner and His Wife Michele Were Killed by Their Son (Exclusive Sources) share.google/rS0Yueflv6b6...
Rob Reiner and His Wife Michele Were Killed by Their Son (Exclusive Sources)
Rob Reiner and his wife were killed by their son, Nick, multiple sources confirm to PEOPLE. Reiner and his wife, Michele, were found dead inside their Brentwood, Calif., home on Dec. 14. Authorities a...
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December 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
This year can eat shit Rob Reiner and His Wife Michele Were Killed by Their Son (Exclusive Sources) share.google/rS0Yueflv6b6...
This is a self-care checkpoint.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
December 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This is a self-care checkpoint.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.