Capricorn Iscariot
@deaconblues1979.bsky.social
He/him. Tarot, rpgs, vinyl, vampires, magic, nature, Southern food, mid-century modern design, 90’s music, 70’s fashion, trans rights 🏳️⚧️, Baltimore. Llewyn ap Oradein Vreith /|\
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I’m going to do a thread of all of my tarot decks and whether or not the Moon card has a weird crab on it. #tarotsky
1. White Numen, my favorite deck for workaday use. No crab.
1. White Numen, my favorite deck for workaday use. No crab.
I have a very exciting, completely excruciating pain in my left elbow, and absolutely no explanation for why it’s there other than I am 46.
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I have a very exciting, completely excruciating pain in my left elbow, and absolutely no explanation for why it’s there other than I am 46.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.
I do not think that they will sing to me.
I do not think that they will sing to me.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.
I do not think that they will sing to me.
I do not think that they will sing to me.
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
Women of any age and men over 40, what’s your favorite go-to hot sauce?
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Women of any age and men over 40, what’s your favorite go-to hot sauce?
I feel like more people would want to be my friend if they knew I owned a Raclette grill
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I feel like more people would want to be my friend if they knew I owned a Raclette grill
What if there was a Good Knievel to fight Evil Knievel
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
What if there was a Good Knievel to fight Evil Knievel
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I need all of my Mormon-adjacent friends to know that by growing up in a church that is deeply committed to 19th century hymnody, you have largely been spared the nightmarish horror of contemporary Christian praise and worship music, *especially* at Christmas.
December 22, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I need all of my Mormon-adjacent friends to know that by growing up in a church that is deeply committed to 19th century hymnody, you have largely been spared the nightmarish horror of contemporary Christian praise and worship music, *especially* at Christmas.
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I still don't get why people pay attention to literary awards. The Nobel Prize for Literature. The Pulitzer Prize for fiction. The Man Booker Prize. Not one of these have ever honored a book with an illustrated cutaway that tells you what all the parts of a castle are.
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I still don't get why people pay attention to literary awards. The Nobel Prize for Literature. The Pulitzer Prize for fiction. The Man Booker Prize. Not one of these have ever honored a book with an illustrated cutaway that tells you what all the parts of a castle are.
My main pet peeve about #SecretLivesOfMormonWives is they use a Charles Wesley hymn in the opening credits. It’s in the LDS hymnbook but it’s not *an LDS hymn.*
Can you imagine an off putting, minor key version of As Sisters In Zion?
Can you imagine an off putting, minor key version of As Sisters In Zion?
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
My main pet peeve about #SecretLivesOfMormonWives is they use a Charles Wesley hymn in the opening credits. It’s in the LDS hymnbook but it’s not *an LDS hymn.*
Can you imagine an off putting, minor key version of As Sisters In Zion?
Can you imagine an off putting, minor key version of As Sisters In Zion?
I was raised a Trekkie but I’m not practicing
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I was raised a Trekkie but I’m not practicing
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Man, I remember from my history classes about various civil wars wondering "Why on earth would anyone be a royalist"? and all you have to do today is take a quick look around to see that the bootlicker is a timeless sort of creature.
December 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Man, I remember from my history classes about various civil wars wondering "Why on earth would anyone be a royalist"? and all you have to do today is take a quick look around to see that the bootlicker is a timeless sort of creature.
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When my dog is following me
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
When my dog is following me
It’s a snowy morning in Baltimore and I want to play with this new deck. Tell me what’s on your mind and I’ll give you a one-card reading.
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It’s a snowy morning in Baltimore and I want to play with this new deck. Tell me what’s on your mind and I’ll give you a one-card reading.
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[whenever a tarot card reader flips a card i don’t like] go fish.
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
[whenever a tarot card reader flips a card i don’t like] go fish.
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Tell me a December memory that is important to you and I will assign a Christmas or winter song to your soul.
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Tell me a December memory that is important to you and I will assign a Christmas or winter song to your soul.
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I’m busy for a bit but if you have questions I might answer them when I get back.
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’m busy for a bit but if you have questions I might answer them when I get back.
So many of you!
online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
So many of you!
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Star Wars (1977)
They're coming out with a huge new machine that fucking sucks
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Star Wars (1977)
In Baltimore, we have a Thai takeout place that closes down every year for 4-6 weeks while the owners go back to Thailand for vacation, and yet *the place does not go out of business*. That’s how beloved it is.
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
In Baltimore, we have a Thai takeout place that closes down every year for 4-6 weeks while the owners go back to Thailand for vacation, and yet *the place does not go out of business*. That’s how beloved it is.
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All the familiars
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
All the familiars
I still think about this every time I watch this show.
I cant watch Secret Lives of Mormon wives without remembering that Taylor used to say she was 50 years old and Miranda was her daughter.
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I still think about this every time I watch this show.
I’m still hankering to run Ultraviolet Grasslands again but I feel like I should wait until Our Golden Age delivers.
I want to run @wizardthieffighter.bsky.social’s Ultraviolet Grasslands except the player characters have an ancient tank.
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I’m still hankering to run Ultraviolet Grasslands again but I feel like I should wait until Our Golden Age delivers.
Looking at a map of Reseda, California, and I can’t help but notice:
1. There is no freeway that runs through it
2. It is nowhere near Leo Carillo State Beach
1. There is no freeway that runs through it
2. It is nowhere near Leo Carillo State Beach
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Looking at a map of Reseda, California, and I can’t help but notice:
1. There is no freeway that runs through it
2. It is nowhere near Leo Carillo State Beach
1. There is no freeway that runs through it
2. It is nowhere near Leo Carillo State Beach
This is where I post from, if you even care
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This is where I post from, if you even care