David Wynne
@davidwynne.bsky.social
Failed cartoonist
He/him, cis, queer but not into bright colours. Very left wing but not here to prove my lefty credentials or have pointless arguments. ADHD and probably autistic too. Patreon.com/davidwynne
He/him, cis, queer but not into bright colours. Very left wing but not here to prove my lefty credentials or have pointless arguments. ADHD and probably autistic too. Patreon.com/davidwynne
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David Wynne
@davidwynne.bsky.social
· Aug 16
Steel Tango issue 1 | David Wynne
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Issue 1 of Steel Tango is now available as a free PDF download over on my Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/136607...
This year’s Christmas present to myself has arrived
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
This year’s Christmas present to myself has arrived
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HAPPY NEW EPISODE DAY!!
Never Seen… Dead Poets Society is now available for you all to hear!
***Content Warning*** Suicide is a topic of this film and is therefore discussed. If this is triggering for you, please, skip this episode.
www.podbean.com/ei/pb-8nhgi-...
Never Seen… Dead Poets Society is now available for you all to hear!
***Content Warning*** Suicide is a topic of this film and is therefore discussed. If this is triggering for you, please, skip this episode.
www.podbean.com/ei/pb-8nhgi-...
December 1, 2025 at 8:09 AM
HAPPY NEW EPISODE DAY!!
Never Seen… Dead Poets Society is now available for you all to hear!
***Content Warning*** Suicide is a topic of this film and is therefore discussed. If this is triggering for you, please, skip this episode.
www.podbean.com/ei/pb-8nhgi-...
Never Seen… Dead Poets Society is now available for you all to hear!
***Content Warning*** Suicide is a topic of this film and is therefore discussed. If this is triggering for you, please, skip this episode.
www.podbean.com/ei/pb-8nhgi-...
That swearing account is fun, but it is worth having a peek at the list of words it’s working from. On the one hand, it is quite comprehensive in it’s coverage of every swear word I can think of, including “arsehole”, “bollocks” and “bellend”, but it also includes a lot of ordinary words like anus
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
That swearing account is fun, but it is worth having a peek at the list of words it’s working from. On the one hand, it is quite comprehensive in it’s coverage of every swear word I can think of, including “arsehole”, “bollocks” and “bellend”, but it also includes a lot of ordinary words like anus
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
Increasingly convinced, as I reach full completion of their entire back catalogue, that I really should be the third host on @ironageofcomics.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Increasingly convinced, as I reach full completion of their entire back catalogue, that I really should be the third host on @ironageofcomics.bsky.social
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🚨Good morning. This is your Sunday morning batshit racist alarm call. 🚨
This guy followed me a couple of weeks ago. I did have a look at his content, basically yet usual fanart illustration etc. so followed back.
This morning the algorithm showed me his real racist colours.
BLOCK REPORT DESTROY
This guy followed me a couple of weeks ago. I did have a look at his content, basically yet usual fanart illustration etc. so followed back.
This morning the algorithm showed me his real racist colours.
BLOCK REPORT DESTROY
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
🚨Good morning. This is your Sunday morning batshit racist alarm call. 🚨
This guy followed me a couple of weeks ago. I did have a look at his content, basically yet usual fanart illustration etc. so followed back.
This morning the algorithm showed me his real racist colours.
BLOCK REPORT DESTROY
This guy followed me a couple of weeks ago. I did have a look at his content, basically yet usual fanart illustration etc. so followed back.
This morning the algorithm showed me his real racist colours.
BLOCK REPORT DESTROY
Seems a bit fucking low tbh
@davidwynne.bsky.social has swears! They've used 556 profanities in their last 4,748 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (197 times)
🥈 "shit" (62 times)
🥉 "fuck" (57 times)
🥇 "fucking" (197 times)
🥈 "shit" (62 times)
🥉 "fuck" (57 times)
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Seems a bit fucking low tbh
What shall I pick? How about… Beastmaster!
Without saying Lord of the Rings, name a fantasy film.
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
What shall I pick? How about… Beastmaster!
@profanity.accountant how much do I swear, then?
November 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
@profanity.accountant how much do I swear, then?
Tom Stoppard had some opinions that made me very cross indeed. But fucking hell, he was a really good writer.
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Tom Stoppard had some opinions that made me very cross indeed. But fucking hell, he was a really good writer.
I keep seeing and hearing criticism of Del Toro’s Frankenstein movie that criticise it for being over lit, visually flattened out with no shadows.
Is there a different cut out there somehow that people are seeing? Because that would be a baffling thing to say about the film I watched.
Is there a different cut out there somehow that people are seeing? Because that would be a baffling thing to say about the film I watched.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I keep seeing and hearing criticism of Del Toro’s Frankenstein movie that criticise it for being over lit, visually flattened out with no shadows.
Is there a different cut out there somehow that people are seeing? Because that would be a baffling thing to say about the film I watched.
Is there a different cut out there somehow that people are seeing? Because that would be a baffling thing to say about the film I watched.
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I'm starting a YouTube channel of "xyz ending explained" where every video is just me saying "Actually watch it without looking at your phone and then you won't need the ending explained"
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I'm starting a YouTube channel of "xyz ending explained" where every video is just me saying "Actually watch it without looking at your phone and then you won't need the ending explained"
No one tells you that when you get older, sometimes you will fart involuntarily in the process of sitting down, thus causing you to descend directly into your own fart miasma
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
No one tells you that when you get older, sometimes you will fart involuntarily in the process of sitting down, thus causing you to descend directly into your own fart miasma
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I don't have a #BlackFriday sale, but I do have an online shop with comics, art prints, original art and #commission details if you want to buy from an independent artist rather than a corporation trying to get rid of unwanted stock
bevismusson.bigcartel.com
bevismusson.bigcartel.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I don't have a #BlackFriday sale, but I do have an online shop with comics, art prints, original art and #commission details if you want to buy from an independent artist rather than a corporation trying to get rid of unwanted stock
bevismusson.bigcartel.com
bevismusson.bigcartel.com
I absolutely cannot narrow the concerts I’ve seen down to five to “introduce” myself.
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I absolutely cannot narrow the concerts I’ve seen down to five to “introduce” myself.
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My free to read sci-fi webcomic continues. This week flashback to the war 10 millennia ago and a weapon that will come back to haunt Terran Omega. Sign up for free! And if you wanna chuck $1 a month you can read it in full colour!
New! Terran omega pages 14-15. Flashback! The armies engage! War! Www.pauljholden.com/patreon.php?via=bs&campaign=page14-15&post=144505935 or read it from the beginning www.pauljholden.com/patreon.php?via=bs would really appreciate a share!
Welcome to Terran Omega: The Ghosts of War | PJ Holden
Get more from PJ Holden on Patreon
www.pauljholden.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My free to read sci-fi webcomic continues. This week flashback to the war 10 millennia ago and a weapon that will come back to haunt Terran Omega. Sign up for free! And if you wanna chuck $1 a month you can read it in full colour!
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
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Politician who fanned anti-LGBT sentiment stunned to find rising levels of anti-LGBT sentiment
"[...] the Labour leader said the homophobic attack left him worried for the future of the UK"
*clears throat*
I HAVE OPINIONS
metro.co.uk/2025/11/26/k...
*clears throat*
I HAVE OPINIONS
metro.co.uk/2025/11/26/k...
Keir Starmer's fury after neice and wife 'beaten by blokes for holding hands'
'I thought the days of beating up people because they were gay were well behind us.'
metro.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Politician who fanned anti-LGBT sentiment stunned to find rising levels of anti-LGBT sentiment
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Average couple better off by £28.98?
I'm seeing a narrative that we're all going to get hit by huge tax hikes.
I guess "average person hardly affected" isn't really a sexy story.
I'm seeing a narrative that we're all going to get hit by huge tax hikes.
I guess "average person hardly affected" isn't really a sexy story.
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Average couple better off by £28.98?
I'm seeing a narrative that we're all going to get hit by huge tax hikes.
I guess "average person hardly affected" isn't really a sexy story.
I'm seeing a narrative that we're all going to get hit by huge tax hikes.
I guess "average person hardly affected" isn't really a sexy story.
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So average uk age is forty.
uk birth rate is less than 2.
Average wage 38k (which seems loads to me)
Average cars, 1 drives an hours commute the other gets the train.
What does all that come out at?
Lets see...
uk birth rate is less than 2.
Average wage 38k (which seems loads to me)
Average cars, 1 drives an hours commute the other gets the train.
What does all that come out at?
Lets see...
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
So average uk age is forty.
uk birth rate is less than 2.
Average wage 38k (which seems loads to me)
Average cars, 1 drives an hours commute the other gets the train.
What does all that come out at?
Lets see...
uk birth rate is less than 2.
Average wage 38k (which seems loads to me)
Average cars, 1 drives an hours commute the other gets the train.
What does all that come out at?
Lets see...
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I did the Independent 2025 budget calculator.
I see on the news that we're all going to get hit really badly.
I did the calculator, my wife and I will be worse off by £6.45
I think I'll cope.
So I wondered what being the average UK citizen would be like...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
I see on the news that we're all going to get hit really badly.
I did the calculator, my wife and I will be worse off by £6.45
I think I'll cope.
So I wondered what being the average UK citizen would be like...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Tax calculator: See how Rachel Reeves’ Budget will affect you
Use our Budget calculator to determine whether Reeves’ package of measures will leave you better or worse off
www.independent.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I did the Independent 2025 budget calculator.
I see on the news that we're all going to get hit really badly.
I did the calculator, my wife and I will be worse off by £6.45
I think I'll cope.
So I wondered what being the average UK citizen would be like...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
I see on the news that we're all going to get hit really badly.
I did the calculator, my wife and I will be worse off by £6.45
I think I'll cope.
So I wondered what being the average UK citizen would be like...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
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New! Terran omega pages 14-15. Flashback! The armies engage! War! Www.pauljholden.com/patreon.php?via=bs&campaign=page14-15&post=144505935 or read it from the beginning www.pauljholden.com/patreon.php?via=bs would really appreciate a share!
Welcome to Terran Omega: The Ghosts of War | PJ Holden
Get more from PJ Holden on Patreon
www.pauljholden.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
New! Terran omega pages 14-15. Flashback! The armies engage! War! Www.pauljholden.com/patreon.php?via=bs&campaign=page14-15&post=144505935 or read it from the beginning www.pauljholden.com/patreon.php?via=bs would really appreciate a share!
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Just used the Independent's 2025 tax calculator to work out if I'll be worse off.
Looks like I'll be hit pretty hard.
This whopping sum is spread between me and my wife.
How will my wife and I claw back £3.23 each?
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Looks like I'll be hit pretty hard.
This whopping sum is spread between me and my wife.
How will my wife and I claw back £3.23 each?
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Just used the Independent's 2025 tax calculator to work out if I'll be worse off.
Looks like I'll be hit pretty hard.
This whopping sum is spread between me and my wife.
How will my wife and I claw back £3.23 each?
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Looks like I'll be hit pretty hard.
This whopping sum is spread between me and my wife.
How will my wife and I claw back £3.23 each?
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
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Yet again I am struck that somewhere along the line our media has internalised tax as "governmental wage theft" and many of our state funding problems flow from that.
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Yet again I am struck that somewhere along the line our media has internalised tax as "governmental wage theft" and many of our state funding problems flow from that.
I’m no fan of this government, but the media framing of yesterday’s budget is pretty disgustingly disingenuous. Focussing almost entirely on the income tax freeze while functionally ignoring the pretty chunky minimum wage increase, pension increase, and the removal of the two child benefit cap.
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I’m no fan of this government, but the media framing of yesterday’s budget is pretty disgustingly disingenuous. Focussing almost entirely on the income tax freeze while functionally ignoring the pretty chunky minimum wage increase, pension increase, and the removal of the two child benefit cap.