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A.K.A. Ned Caratacus
@daveyoufool.bsky.social
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Daveyoufool. 37/He/him. Scp author. Mentally ill silly duck wizard from Hell.

Author of the Neverstone Saga, which you’ll find here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0924Q5TWF?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_awt_sb_pc_tkin
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reblambert.bsky.social
Happy St. Andrew’s Day to my Scottish family and friends. I hope you all have a brilliant day 🙂
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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roryblank.bsky.social
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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cait.bsky.social
EXCEPTIONAL NEWS!!!
Joe's Crazzy Critters • Follow I'm happy to report that Charles the alligator, received his two week checkup today, and we are all smiling!... See more [alligator smiling]
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
daveyoufool.bsky.social
And now for something completely random.

The vibes of #dragonquest final boss themes in one sentence.
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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zwei2x.bsky.social
Always and forever grateful to my friends and supporters and people for leaving comments. 💜💜💜
June 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
daveyoufool.bsky.social
Happy MST3K Turkey Day Marathon Day to those who celebrate it
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
daveyoufool.bsky.social
This is fucking amazing <3

(Fun fact: he exclusively drinks Koschei Milk, which is one part powdered milk, two parts diluted Ambrosia™️, one part unpronounceable liquid polymers, garnish with a stray tooth of unknown origin)
giygasbandicoot.bsky.social Ellie Rainbow Rose @giygasbandicoot.bsky.social · 3d
Part of an art trade with @daveyoufool.bsky.social Raphael Koschei being a dork ass dramatic loser with milk!

#myart #neverstone #raphaelkoschei #friendscharacters #daveyoufool #nedcaratacus
Raphael Koschei Staring down the barrel of the camera with a glass of milk looking like a weird broody loser
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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seraphofarlert.bsky.social
#Richette ♡ #CastlevaniaNocturne
January 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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grapenutsrobot.graphics
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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rosemarymosco.com
As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
A six-panel comic. In the first panel, a yellow warbler says "Hey so I'm going to go out on a limb here." In panels two through five, the warbler hops along a long branch against a blue sky with clouds. In panel 6, it stops at the end of the branch and sings.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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kilmo.bsky.social
Some guys truly have it all
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
daveyoufool.bsky.social
Liv, in the two forms most commonly seen in battle. (Feral Riastrad coming some other time.)

#urbanfantasy #litrpg #characterdesign #myart #blackmage
A blonde, tan skinned, latter-day witch in a tight blue shirt, black leather jacket, and baggy green pants. Has a wallet chain and big ol' stompy boots. Flashy blue eye mask. Orange eyes (literally made of fire). Holds a black staff in her left hand with a blue crystal wing decoration at the top. Other hand is pointing at some offscreen enemy. The pointing generates a magical red skull that's currently breathing fire. Caption: CLASSIC LIV - Everyday appearance. - Picture similar to the instant photos on the "banned" wall of every record store in Cape Dartley. - This is the only form capable of killing you. - (This is because "kill" is a semantically distinct term from "fucking atomize.") Neon style on black background. Same girl as earlier, but now completely covered in black crystal armor. Only exposed part of her is her yellow hair (which now flows behind her like tentacles) and her eye-fires (which are now purple.) Armor's covered in jagged blue crystals. Holds the same staff in her left hand. Right hand summons a big green dragon skull that's currently puking a purple-cyan-and-green death laser of some sort. Caption: THE BLACK KNIGHT (a.k.a. Liv's Riastrad) - Brought out by intense emotion - or, with enough focus, at will. - Amplified magical strength. Exhausts the shit out of Liv after battle. - Liquid crystal armor that goes over her regular clothes. - Could level cities. - Doesn't get to level cities because mean ol' laws 'n shit. Neon style on black background.
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
daveyoufool.bsky.social
Finally working on a new pic of Liv, this time showcasing all three of her forms.
#urbanfantasy #litrpg
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
daveyoufool.bsky.social
Vaseari Kenund, @giygasbandicoot.bsky.social 's Pathfinder character, as part of an art trade. #elf #pathfinder #myart
Chubby albinistic elvish swashbuckler in a waistcoat, black and gold half-cape, and white poofy shirt, and lon black glove. Wears red sunglasses. Pink skin, messy and short orange hair. Dreamworks Face-ing. Giving the finger. Pink lipstick.
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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cait.bsky.social
fellas is it gay to be straight
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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horsecrimes.online
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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horsecrimes.online
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
daveyoufool.bsky.social
I’m so tired of single-panel newspaper political cartoons.

Even the Anti-Trump ones — the vast majority of them are still under the impression that the worst thing of all that the POTUS has ever done is Look Funny™️.
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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terminallyol.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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grapenutsrobot.graphics
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
daveyoufool.bsky.social
Been doing a lot of boasting lately about an upcoming TotleighSoft skip, but I’ll be honest, my mental health’s been down the toidie lately. I need to at some point devote a week or two to actively NOT trying to write so I don’t force anything out. So, I’ll make that week Thanksgiving Week.
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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glenmaffews.bsky.social
In Finland they call sprinkles koristerakeet which translates to "decorative hail" and I think that is extremely perfect
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
daveyoufool.bsky.social
This is the umpteenth time that a nice old lady saw my Three Moons Initiative tattoo with “YOU ARE WATCHED. YOU ARE PROTECTED. YOU ARE LOVED.” and commented on how sweet and Christian of a message it is.

I’d contradict her, but I need a minimum of two hours to properly explain the lore.

#SCP
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
daveyoufool.bsky.social
I am so glad that I no longer live in a domestic situation where I’m required to pretend that Hugh Grant’s one goddamn facial expression is endearing.
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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falseknees.bsky.social
Kneesvember 2025 Day 14
The image is drawn duochromatically, with red and green. There is a gull taking up the majority of the frame and it is eating the snail. A red spiral is drawn emanating from the snail. Before the blue knight could yell "Dragon!", the creature descended from the sky and in one flick of its beak, devoured the snail whole. "Mine steed!" cried the red knight. "Mine sweet, slimy steed!"
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM