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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark

@kilmo.bsky.social

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Welcome to the Fantasy Zone. Some kind of music person and fursuiter. he/him. u must pay the fursona toll to interact with me

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · Jan 12

Time to throw another party.

🎨 by @hottapwater.bsky.social tyty ❤️ #UFO50

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 2h

Forcibly escorted out of the interview directly into the barn

Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 18h

I receive: lemon bars
You receive: bountiful praise

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 19h

Regrettably I must consume some in order to answer your query

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 19h

Got a weighted blanket just like Goku. Sleeping in Jupiter gravitational conditions and when I wake up I’ll toss it aside and be ten times more awake than the likes of you

Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 1d

Bad news, they’re actually following food safety rules…

Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 1d

Overheard: “Ooooh you can hear our food sizzling!”

I don’t want to break the bad news that what they’re hearing is the employee hand wash sink

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 1d

I can't draw aardvarks

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 6d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 2d

Aw but I love when the pause/play button turns into a "play the next video" button 1 millesecond before I tapped the screen because the playback position is invisible to me so I only had vibes to tell me if the video was about to end

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 2d

))<>((

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 2d

Playing with your disposable income

Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry paw likers we’re a no feet household

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 3d

I just saw the masks in the wild in real life and we all must agree that there will be no quarter for anyone adorning the party city version of our cringe

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ChiiTOON, Halloween's Crazy Mascot 🌈 オーラパフ @aurapuffs.bsky.social · 4d

Halloween is coming!! Let's play!! ☆
#FursuitFriday

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 4d

nice goingggg

Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 4d

They wouldn't be allowed to leave

Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 4d

NO it’ll NEVER WORK AGAIN

Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 4d

-_- I actually answered the door for a solicitor for the first time in a while because I thought they had a clip-on tail and let curiosity get the better of me. But it wasn’t a tail. It was a water bottle. What a WASTE