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Kihu @kihu.club · 3h

I'm DJ'ing in Seattle on Halloween! COME THRUUU.

Also buy tickets ASAP!! (Tickets in advance SUPER help the event out & help us plan for how many are coming!!!)

10/31 @ Orient Express Seattle (Train Car Bar!)

Tickets are here: adventurecru.com/tickets

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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 3h

making out with hans leaving you with a rubbery gooey snout. Right now a pink cat snout to match even!

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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 4h

Went on r/StoriesThatMakeYouAngry and boy oh boy wait til you see this screenshot

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 7h

Mulch like chatGPT, I too have fixed my problems with mental health in an objectively verifiable way and am therefore ready for sex

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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 4h

I’m Chicagoop’ing again 🐯 time to pet tigers

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innes @innes.bsky.social · 14h

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

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Felin Felinarius @felfi.bsky.social · 16h

"Oh, you mean my cat? Haha! She can indeed provide some light in the dark."

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Gee @geewolf.bsky.social · 16h

🐺

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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 14h

Press win though

“No reputable news organization signed the new rule — not mainstream outlets like NPR, The Washington Post, CNN, and The New York Times, nor the conservative Washington Times or the right-wing Newsmax, run by a noted ally of President Trump.”

NPR @npr.org · 17h

Tom Bowman has held his Pentagon press pass for 28 years. He says the Pentagon's new media policy makes it impossible to be a journalist, which means finding out what's really going on behind the scenes and not accepting wholesale what any government or administration says.

Opinion: Why I'm handing in my Pentagon press pass

Tom Bowman has held his Pentagon press pass for 28 years. He says the Pentagon's new media policy makes it impossible to be a journalist, which means finding out what's really going on behind the scenes and not accepting wholesale what any government or administration says.

n.pr

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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 14h

Honestly a better sound 😭 keep that Okay rating out

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Kilmo 🐽 Aardvark @kilmo.bsky.social · 14h

Overheard: “Ooooh you can hear our food sizzling!”

I don’t want to break the bad news that what they’re hearing is the employee hand wash sink

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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 14h

Risk of being obvious but want to reiterate: Sam Altman is going to keep saying insane extinction events and universal loss of income because it 1) it makes his product sound more important and powerful 2) it constantly gets him headlines when he says And All Chefs Will Be homeless or Food Prompters

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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 14h

Its such basic opponent-disgust bait I’m so tired

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 15h

The RFK Jr. “Lentil purée with sausages” thing is fake.

(Normally I’d post an image of the thing going viral, but it’s honestly too gross.)

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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 14h

I as pagliacci would just go to the other touring clown, idiot

Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 15h

I see you’ve made a joke about your predicament? I (enlightened) would simply solve said predicament.

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OnlyYotes @onlyyotes.bsky.social · 15h

#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/scooter158.jpg

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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 15h

I see you’ve made a joke about your predicament? I (enlightened) would simply solve said predicament.

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Russell @russellfox.bsky.social · 19h

for @mikkoad.bsky.social

he likes my equine features uwu

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16h

Political Profile: Russell Vought https://theonion.com/political-profile-russell-vought/

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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕‍🦺 @hansfaffing.bsky.social · 16h

WRUFFF

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Marlowe, but horny @tigerbites.bsky.social · 17h

Happy Howloween, picked up this YCH from @daodles.bsky.social

October counts for Full Moon all month and I am seizing the chance to keep @hansfaffing.bsky.social big and rutty 😈

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Raf! @leggy2fast.art · 21h

Hey hey! I'm opening slots for commissions :D Come get some original art made by Raf! Form will be open for a couple days and I'm more than happy to answer any questions you might have <3 It's not FCFS, and slots should cover the next couple months or so!

leggy2fast.art

#art #furryart #leggy2fast

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Remy 🔜 HOWL-O-PLEX 🎃 @remywolf.bsky.social · 7d

Big teeth got ya feeling funny?

YOU'RE NOT ALONE
Call 1-800-BIG-TEEF for the 24 hour help line ☎️

Big drooly toothy maw flustering a blushy smaller critter

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Wintom @wintomsky.bsky.social · 5d

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growl🍁 @growlbeast.art · 3d

Good doggy
<3
#Art #FurryArt

Artwork by growlbeast of an anthro canine character being pet by another anthro canine character. The character being pet looks happy and calm

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