Hans, MFF affing 🐺🐕🦺
@hansfaffing.bsky.social
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Furry Game Changer: An Improvised Comedy Game Show
2PM SAT, Dec 6 @ MFF
midwestfurfest2025.sched.com/event/2AEQ7/...
@tiller.bsky.social, @tigy.bsky.social & @kilmo.bsky.social have no idea how the show works until they play this fully original game written & hosted by ME and @kitch.bsky.social
2PM SAT, Dec 6 @ MFF
midwestfurfest2025.sched.com/event/2AEQ7/...
@tiller.bsky.social, @tigy.bsky.social & @kilmo.bsky.social have no idea how the show works until they play this fully original game written & hosted by ME and @kitch.bsky.social
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These guys are one information design hire away from accordion becoming the most popular instrument of the 21st century
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
These guys are one information design hire away from accordion becoming the most popular instrument of the 21st century
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to prove I'm not dead, I'll continue to turn my OCs into various things 🔥🔥
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
to prove I'm not dead, I'll continue to turn my OCs into various things 🔥🔥
I’m learning that accordion button system explainers make diagram levels usually reserved for time cube internet conspiracy websites
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I’m learning that accordion button system explainers make diagram levels usually reserved for time cube internet conspiracy websites
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So kind of WEIRD question, uhhhh. Does anyone here who is going to MFF know how to play drums and know any of my songs??
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
So kind of WEIRD question, uhhhh. Does anyone here who is going to MFF know how to play drums and know any of my songs??
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Viscoxites are lovely and any word contrary is anti-viscoxite propaganda.
🎨and viscoxites compliments @skiaskai.bsky.social. ;)
🎨and viscoxites compliments @skiaskai.bsky.social. ;)
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Viscoxites are lovely and any word contrary is anti-viscoxite propaganda.
🎨and viscoxites compliments @skiaskai.bsky.social. ;)
🎨and viscoxites compliments @skiaskai.bsky.social. ;)
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Logan Succession from Succession if he got had a midlife crisis
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Logan Succession from Succession if he got had a midlife crisis
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[Sam Altman interviews] Uhhh uhhhh my AI company is uhhh uhhh gonna kill the uhh uhh jerking off industry and uhhh no one is gonna buy uhhh porn anymore but uhhhhh trust us its gonna be worth it when you uhhhhh
May 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
[Sam Altman interviews] Uhhh uhhhh my AI company is uhhh uhhh gonna kill the uhh uhh jerking off industry and uhhh no one is gonna buy uhhh porn anymore but uhhhhh trust us its gonna be worth it when you uhhhhh
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Find me next week at @furfest.org!!
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Find me next week at @furfest.org!!
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He’s ready for his walk now :3 #TfEveryday #transfur
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
He’s ready for his walk now :3 #TfEveryday #transfur
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Trying to overpower a Viscoxite is useless~
Give in, enjoy your new skin, your new life,,, thaaaat's it, good mutt.
We are gonna have so much fun 🖤 wait until your friends see you now 👁️
@skiaskai.bsky.social giving me the good brainrot (more like brain goo) cus he's a fantastic friend like that
Give in, enjoy your new skin, your new life,,, thaaaat's it, good mutt.
We are gonna have so much fun 🖤 wait until your friends see you now 👁️
@skiaskai.bsky.social giving me the good brainrot (more like brain goo) cus he's a fantastic friend like that
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Trying to overpower a Viscoxite is useless~
Give in, enjoy your new skin, your new life,,, thaaaat's it, good mutt.
We are gonna have so much fun 🖤 wait until your friends see you now 👁️
@skiaskai.bsky.social giving me the good brainrot (more like brain goo) cus he's a fantastic friend like that
Give in, enjoy your new skin, your new life,,, thaaaat's it, good mutt.
We are gonna have so much fun 🖤 wait until your friends see you now 👁️
@skiaskai.bsky.social giving me the good brainrot (more like brain goo) cus he's a fantastic friend like that
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Viscoxites can turn translucent whenever they feel like it ✌️
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Viscoxites can turn translucent whenever they feel like it ✌️
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November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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The last installation of the Romulus brainrot series for now. He really is my comfort character at this point.
Would you buy tickets to see him? 👀
Would you buy tickets to see him? 👀
September 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The last installation of the Romulus brainrot series for now. He really is my comfort character at this point.
Would you buy tickets to see him? 👀
Would you buy tickets to see him? 👀
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He's a wolf in disguise.
But I can't stop staring in those evil eyes.
But I can't stop staring in those evil eyes.
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
He's a wolf in disguise.
But I can't stop staring in those evil eyes.
But I can't stop staring in those evil eyes.
Reuters: Presidential Turkey Pardon Expedited Following Evidence of January 6 Kidnapping Plot Gone Fowl
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Reuters: Presidential Turkey Pardon Expedited Following Evidence of January 6 Kidnapping Plot Gone Fowl
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me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
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Gwyneth Paltrow I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan
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I was the oldest person at the 11pm Zootopia 2 showing. I drank the 3 beers I snuck in and got kicked out for screaming WOULD at every new character and moaning every time Nicks paws were shown (which seemed like a lot)
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I was the oldest person at the 11pm Zootopia 2 showing. I drank the 3 beers I snuck in and got kicked out for screaming WOULD at every new character and moaning every time Nicks paws were shown (which seemed like a lot)
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adorable commission by @jankapnoc.bsky.social
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November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
adorable commission by @jankapnoc.bsky.social
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Commission for Verith / Snepurror
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Commission for Verith / Snepurror