david phillips
@davenscastle.bsky.social
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david phillips
@davenscastle.bsky.social
· Feb 18
Actual serving size: the bag. The bag next to it. 1/2 gallon of gas to drive to the WaWas to buy 7 more bags. The pack of Nathan’s in the cooler. 5 taquitos. A freezy cherry flavored. 3 more bags. Another edible. Stopping at the Chinese buffet for 2 hours. Get kicked out. 12 twinkies. Home. 5 bags.
Hey @vinsyn.bsky.social I now have 2 movies where I can’t find the English SDH settings: CTHULU Mansion and Ticks on 4K.
Where are they? Do I need to set them to Digital? What’s going on?
Where are they? Do I need to set them to Digital? What’s going on?
December 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Hey @vinsyn.bsky.social I now have 2 movies where I can’t find the English SDH settings: CTHULU Mansion and Ticks on 4K.
Where are they? Do I need to set them to Digital? What’s going on?
Where are they? Do I need to set them to Digital? What’s going on?
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This is 100% legit totally what happened in both main and AU version of the story when their werewolf form was revealed.
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is 100% legit totally what happened in both main and AU version of the story when their werewolf form was revealed.
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I’ve never asked this but how DO free games on EGS work?
Like, I get Epic pays a fee but do they get paid extra per download? Via traffic? Does Rowling make money off downloads?
Like, I get Epic pays a fee but do they get paid extra per download? Via traffic? Does Rowling make money off downloads?
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I’ve never asked this but how DO free games on EGS work?
Like, I get Epic pays a fee but do they get paid extra per download? Via traffic? Does Rowling make money off downloads?
Like, I get Epic pays a fee but do they get paid extra per download? Via traffic? Does Rowling make money off downloads?
@midnightpals.bsky.social is gonna have a goddamn field day.
I only found out via someone telling me Marie Claire reported it -
www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/ro...
www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/ro...
Princess Kate Barely Avoided Running Into Prince Andrew and His Grandkids During His "Strange" Visit to Harry Potter TV Set
A source said that "staff working on the set were stunned to see him there."
www.marieclaire.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
@midnightpals.bsky.social is gonna have a goddamn field day.
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"Have you written the guest list for the set tour of our fantasy series with a large cast of children, Joanne?"
"Yeah, with one of the most notoriously disgraced sex criminals in living memory 🥰"
"Yeah, with one of the most notoriously disgraced sex criminals in living memory 🥰"
I only found out via someone telling me Marie Claire reported it -
www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/ro...
www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/ro...
Princess Kate Barely Avoided Running Into Prince Andrew and His Grandkids During His "Strange" Visit to Harry Potter TV Set
A source said that "staff working on the set were stunned to see him there."
www.marieclaire.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
"Have you written the guest list for the set tour of our fantasy series with a large cast of children, Joanne?"
"Yeah, with one of the most notoriously disgraced sex criminals in living memory 🥰"
"Yeah, with one of the most notoriously disgraced sex criminals in living memory 🥰"
CAn't sleep so I decided to turn on Helloween while the MElotonin kicks in.
Forget a Clown Cult, this is just a light Invasion force from @diamandahagan.bsky.social
Forget a Clown Cult, this is just a light Invasion force from @diamandahagan.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 7:17 AM
CAn't sleep so I decided to turn on Helloween while the MElotonin kicks in.
Forget a Clown Cult, this is just a light Invasion force from @diamandahagan.bsky.social
Forget a Clown Cult, this is just a light Invasion force from @diamandahagan.bsky.social
I cannot wait for this shit to backfire so goddamn hard it rips a hole in reality and summons fucking CTHULU from a universe of Anti-Matter or something.
Which will happen first?
Anti vax ads featuring Zootopia characters, remakes of nightmare fuel or hardcore Yaoi?
Which will happen first?
Anti vax ads featuring Zootopia characters, remakes of nightmare fuel or hardcore Yaoi?
It's a whole new world for Mickey, Simba, Stitch and more as Disney brings hundreds of its characters to Sora, the short-form video platform from OpenAI, as part of a three-year licensing agreement. n.pr/44ph9KC
Billion-dollar OpenAI deal allows users to make content with Disney characters
It's a whole new world for Mickey, Simba, Stitch and more as Disney brings hundreds of its characters to Sora, the short-form video platform from OpenAI, as part of a three-year licensing agreement.
n.pr
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I cannot wait for this shit to backfire so goddamn hard it rips a hole in reality and summons fucking CTHULU from a universe of Anti-Matter or something.
Which will happen first?
Anti vax ads featuring Zootopia characters, remakes of nightmare fuel or hardcore Yaoi?
Which will happen first?
Anti vax ads featuring Zootopia characters, remakes of nightmare fuel or hardcore Yaoi?
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saving "a secret game from the developers of titanfall" as your last announcement and having it be another fucking hero arena shooter should be judicially punishable
December 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
saving "a secret game from the developers of titanfall" as your last announcement and having it be another fucking hero arena shooter should be judicially punishable
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Therewolf Thursday.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Therewolf Thursday.
December 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions
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This is part of the plot of Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail.
Literally draining life energy to keep the dead alive.
Every day that expansion gets more and more relevant.
Literally draining life energy to keep the dead alive.
Every day that expansion gets more and more relevant.
not sharing the article bc i don't want to give them pro-AI clicks but listen: i do talk to my dead nana. all the time. if you can't use your imagination to know what she would say back then you didn't know your grandmother well enough to trust that a probability machine will get her right
December 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This is part of the plot of Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail.
Literally draining life energy to keep the dead alive.
Every day that expansion gets more and more relevant.
Literally draining life energy to keep the dead alive.
Every day that expansion gets more and more relevant.
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"Where's Wolf?" Wednesday.
One from the archives.
Gonna be another "Therewolf Thursday" week.
One from the archives.
Gonna be another "Therewolf Thursday" week.
December 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
"Where's Wolf?" Wednesday.
One from the archives.
Gonna be another "Therewolf Thursday" week.
One from the archives.
Gonna be another "Therewolf Thursday" week.
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"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
"Good luck."
"Good luck."
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
"Good luck."
"Good luck."
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I tried designing a magician bun one time.
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I tried designing a magician bun one time.
I look forward to having to defend myself in court if I need to fight for my aunts right to have a normal portion of fucking fries the next time she visits the UK.
December 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I look forward to having to defend myself in court if I need to fight for my aunts right to have a normal portion of fucking fries the next time she visits the UK.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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Sailor Jupiter 🪐
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Sailor Jupiter 🪐
To understand how much I just don’t like the Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 movie?
No intro/outro.
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Made Me Wonder Why I Do This (A Review) #fnaf2 #fivenightsatfreddys
youtu.be/WSLU8K4z3SQ
No intro/outro.
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Made Me Wonder Why I Do This (A Review) #fnaf2 #fivenightsatfreddys
youtu.be/WSLU8K4z3SQ
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Made Me Wonder Why I Do This (A Review) #fnaf2 #fivenightsatfreddys
YouTube video by Kupoyo Gaming
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
To understand how much I just don’t like the Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 movie?
No intro/outro.
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Made Me Wonder Why I Do This (A Review) #fnaf2 #fivenightsatfreddys
youtu.be/WSLU8K4z3SQ
No intro/outro.
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Made Me Wonder Why I Do This (A Review) #fnaf2 #fivenightsatfreddys
youtu.be/WSLU8K4z3SQ
YouTube will tell me I can’t post a review using 3 seconds of a song but then show an ad featuring an AI Video of a sex doll.
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
YouTube will tell me I can’t post a review using 3 seconds of a song but then show an ad featuring an AI Video of a sex doll.
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Look, her brother was in his own band.
There's nothing you can say to convince me Della is not a hairbrush singer.
#DuckTales
🎨 @ambris.bsky.social
There's nothing you can say to convince me Della is not a hairbrush singer.
#DuckTales
🎨 @ambris.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Look, her brother was in his own band.
There's nothing you can say to convince me Della is not a hairbrush singer.
#DuckTales
🎨 @ambris.bsky.social
There's nothing you can say to convince me Della is not a hairbrush singer.
#DuckTales
🎨 @ambris.bsky.social
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5 AM at Freddy's: The Prequel - REBUILT
72 animators, rerecorded and rebuilt audio. Aw yeah. Feddy time
youtu.be/sG8hViFARHw
72 animators, rerecorded and rebuilt audio. Aw yeah. Feddy time
youtu.be/sG8hViFARHw
5 AM at Freddy's: The Prequel - REBUILT
YouTube video by Piemations
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
5 AM at Freddy's: The Prequel - REBUILT
72 animators, rerecorded and rebuilt audio. Aw yeah. Feddy time
youtu.be/sG8hViFARHw
72 animators, rerecorded and rebuilt audio. Aw yeah. Feddy time
youtu.be/sG8hViFARHw
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