Dave in Ohio
@daveinohio.bsky.social
He/him 🙂✌️🐟
You look like you're up to no good...how can I help?
You can't fax glitter!
You look like you're up to no good...how can I help?
You can't fax glitter!
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Dave in Ohio
@daveinohio.bsky.social
· Apr 2
*looking out at a pile of smoldering rubble that is a direct result of me getting everything I wanted politically for the last 8 years* "Wow, you all really fucked this up"
Rift (Phish - Rift)
Reuben and Cherise (Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Under the Stars)
Alabama Getaway (Grateful Dead - Go to Heaven) (tough call between this and Touch of Grey)
Bodhisattva (Steely Dan - Countdown to Ecstasy
Revival (The Allman Brothers Band - Idlewild South)
Reuben and Cherise (Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Under the Stars)
Alabama Getaway (Grateful Dead - Go to Heaven) (tough call between this and Touch of Grey)
Bodhisattva (Steely Dan - Countdown to Ecstasy
Revival (The Allman Brothers Band - Idlewild South)
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Rift (Phish - Rift)
Reuben and Cherise (Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Under the Stars)
Alabama Getaway (Grateful Dead - Go to Heaven) (tough call between this and Touch of Grey)
Bodhisattva (Steely Dan - Countdown to Ecstasy
Revival (The Allman Brothers Band - Idlewild South)
Reuben and Cherise (Jerry Garcia Band - Cats Under the Stars)
Alabama Getaway (Grateful Dead - Go to Heaven) (tough call between this and Touch of Grey)
Bodhisattva (Steely Dan - Countdown to Ecstasy
Revival (The Allman Brothers Band - Idlewild South)
Reposted by Dave in Ohio
the reason i know i'm going to hell is that last night in chat a friend explained that with headphone jacks every millimeter (mm) decreases the loss and i replied "are you sure" after spending 30 minutes making this:
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
the reason i know i'm going to hell is that last night in chat a friend explained that with headphone jacks every millimeter (mm) decreases the loss and i replied "are you sure" after spending 30 minutes making this:
in rush hour 4 Jackie Chan should speak perfect english
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
in rush hour 4 Jackie Chan should speak perfect english
normal last minute thanksgiving shopping list:
-cranberry sauce
-cream of mushroom soup
-stuffing
my list:
-weed
-lucky strikes
-bagel-sized sausage patties
-cranberry sauce
-cream of mushroom soup
-stuffing
my list:
-weed
-lucky strikes
-bagel-sized sausage patties
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
normal last minute thanksgiving shopping list:
-cranberry sauce
-cream of mushroom soup
-stuffing
my list:
-weed
-lucky strikes
-bagel-sized sausage patties
-cranberry sauce
-cream of mushroom soup
-stuffing
my list:
-weed
-lucky strikes
-bagel-sized sausage patties
pretty wild that the guy running health services in this country is like one step up from one of those blue skinned colloidal silver guys
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
pretty wild that the guy running health services in this country is like one step up from one of those blue skinned colloidal silver guys
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I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
Workshopping ideas for the Cleveland one. Haven't decided on a name but gotta have something like
"A Christmas Story where the happy ending costs extra"
(brought to you by Dude Wipes)
"A Christmas Story where the happy ending costs extra"
(brought to you by Dude Wipes)
I guess this was inevitable after the chiefs one did well, curious what the lineup of teams will be over time
Kicking off the holiday season! 🌟
Don’t miss #HolidayTouchdown: A Bills Love Story, premiering tonight, November 22 at 8/7c on the Hallmark Channel (next day on Hallmark+).
Don’t miss #HolidayTouchdown: A Bills Love Story, premiering tonight, November 22 at 8/7c on the Hallmark Channel (next day on Hallmark+).
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Workshopping ideas for the Cleveland one. Haven't decided on a name but gotta have something like
"A Christmas Story where the happy ending costs extra"
(brought to you by Dude Wipes)
"A Christmas Story where the happy ending costs extra"
(brought to you by Dude Wipes)
Post your getaway vehicle
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Post your getaway vehicle
*reading a note from my weird roommate* Oh SHIT that's right, I did buy plums the other day didn't I
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
*reading a note from my weird roommate* Oh SHIT that's right, I did buy plums the other day didn't I
I thought next year I might finally be able to get that other hip replaced, but now I'm thinking it would be far more cost efficient to simply die
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I thought next year I might finally be able to get that other hip replaced, but now I'm thinking it would be far more cost efficient to simply die
time to send this around again
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
time to send this around again
I hope she wins in IL-09
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I hope she wins in IL-09
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
throwback to a simpler time
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
throwback to a simpler time
This looks like a wrestling promo, like Mehdi is the Mean Gene interviewing the tag team champs and their manager. I half expect Beefcake Bowman to rip his jacket off any second.
shitfaced jamaal bowman saying this is so fuckin funny i feel so seen right now
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
This looks like a wrestling promo, like Mehdi is the Mean Gene interviewing the tag team champs and their manager. I half expect Beefcake Bowman to rip his jacket off any second.
Reposted by Dave in Ohio
After game 6 there was a moment where I kinda thought "haha if the Blue Jays win I wonder if Trump will have them deported or just mess with them at the border", then I realized he is absolutely petty enough for something like that and looked up where game 7 was being played
is trump going to stop by and take the world series trophy like he did with the soccer one
November 2, 2025 at 7:13 AM
After game 6 there was a moment where I kinda thought "haha if the Blue Jays win I wonder if Trump will have them deported or just mess with them at the border", then I realized he is absolutely petty enough for something like that and looked up where game 7 was being played
Personally way less concerned with the building itself than the implications of him feeling emboldened enough to destroy part of a building that he does not own.
Maybe I just do not respect it but I really do not care about the White House being torn down, does not seem like pressing news to me compared to anything else they’re up to
October 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Personally way less concerned with the building itself than the implications of him feeling emboldened enough to destroy part of a building that he does not own.
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IMMEDIATELY after Mills gets in the race? Yeah
Sooooooo we’re all pretty sure these comments were surfaced by the Dem establishment right?
Newly surfaced internet comments made by Graham Platner — he once identified as a Communist, and railed against police — present the Maine senate candidate with his first real test.
October 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
IMMEDIATELY after Mills gets in the race? Yeah