Dave in Ohio
@daveinohio.bsky.social
He/him 🙂✌️🐟
You look like you're up to no good...how can I help?
You can't fax glitter!
You look like you're up to no good...how can I help?
You can't fax glitter!
it adds plenty of flavor when you dip them in the mayo
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
it adds plenty of flavor when you dip them in the mayo
I'm putting a team together
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I'm putting a team together
besides the point, but "provided running water and paved roads" seems like the absolute bare minimum for a mayor
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
besides the point, but "provided running water and paved roads" seems like the absolute bare minimum for a mayor
could 100% still rock this
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
could 100% still rock this
"and everyone's old" except for Goldblum of course
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
"and everyone's old" except for Goldblum of course
these people have clearly never tried the *actual* best pie
humble
humble
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
these people have clearly never tried the *actual* best pie
humble
humble
when you handed him that bag what did you think was in there
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
when you handed him that bag what did you think was in there
Happy birthday Hazel you beauty
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Happy birthday Hazel you beauty
Yeah I mean I'm not an expert or anything but as I understand it the increased blood flow is essentially like having a migraine.
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Yeah I mean I'm not an expert or anything but as I understand it the increased blood flow is essentially like having a migraine.
yeah but in a cruel twist of fate the pills that make your dick hard also give you a hangover
...I mean, so I've heard
...I mean, so I've heard
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
yeah but in a cruel twist of fate the pills that make your dick hard also give you a hangover
...I mean, so I've heard
...I mean, so I've heard
I used to pop the bottoms out of my McDonalds cup, put it on my arm and pretend to be Space Ghost
a cartoon of a man in a superhero costume is standing in front of a purple wall .
ALT: a cartoon of a man in a superhero costume is standing in front of a purple wall .
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November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I used to pop the bottoms out of my McDonalds cup, put it on my arm and pretend to be Space Ghost
eggs and cheese are the perfect combination which is why god made them come from the same animal
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
eggs and cheese are the perfect combination which is why god made them come from the same animal
Vidal, when her drawers fell
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Vidal, when her drawers fell
the accordion bus is a nice touch 😆
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
the accordion bus is a nice touch 😆