Dave Harrison
@daveharrison.bsky.social
I get the funny feeling I've been here before. Not exactly déjà vu, more like dévà ju.
lovely bastard. extroverted introvert. social hermit. surfer hippie dude. electronically reprocessed for stereo. less is more, more or less.
lovely bastard. extroverted introvert. social hermit. surfer hippie dude. electronically reprocessed for stereo. less is more, more or less.
Checked in a woman for her flight yesterday, last name Starr. "I've got one of those Beatle names, too." I said.
But she grew up in Green Bay. Instead of Ringo they would ask if she was related to Bart.
But she grew up in Green Bay. Instead of Ringo they would ask if she was related to Bart.
February 6, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Checked in a woman for her flight yesterday, last name Starr. "I've got one of those Beatle names, too." I said.
But she grew up in Green Bay. Instead of Ringo they would ask if she was related to Bart.
But she grew up in Green Bay. Instead of Ringo they would ask if she was related to Bart.
I was having lunch at Legal Seafoods in Boston years ago when my girlfriend jokingly points to the table behind me and says "Is that Elvis Costello?"
I turn to look and say, "Are you serious?"
"Well, he KINDA looks like him."
"That IS Elvis Costello!"
We let him enjoy his clam chowder.
I turn to look and say, "Are you serious?"
"Well, he KINDA looks like him."
"That IS Elvis Costello!"
We let him enjoy his clam chowder.
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I was having lunch at Legal Seafoods in Boston years ago when my girlfriend jokingly points to the table behind me and says "Is that Elvis Costello?"
I turn to look and say, "Are you serious?"
"Well, he KINDA looks like him."
"That IS Elvis Costello!"
We let him enjoy his clam chowder.
I turn to look and say, "Are you serious?"
"Well, he KINDA looks like him."
"That IS Elvis Costello!"
We let him enjoy his clam chowder.
I heard this one both yesterday and today, oddly, over the airport sound system. Always loved this Costello/McCartney collaboration. Such odd timing as I just found out an old family friend passed away from Alzheimer's. I have the single, but have never seen this sad video.
youtu.be/g-rF4COOd9c?...
youtu.be/g-rF4COOd9c?...
Elvis Costello - Veronica
YouTube video by igorgoiaba
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 7:02 AM
I heard this one both yesterday and today, oddly, over the airport sound system. Always loved this Costello/McCartney collaboration. Such odd timing as I just found out an old family friend passed away from Alzheimer's. I have the single, but have never seen this sad video.
youtu.be/g-rF4COOd9c?...
youtu.be/g-rF4COOd9c?...
I'm sorry, I was having a rave up with The Yardbirds.
February 1, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I'm sorry, I was having a rave up with The Yardbirds.
Sausage
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "sausage."
Jurassic Sausage
The Longest Sausage
A Sausage Too Far
Sausage Encounters of the Third Kind
The Sausage of Oz
Mr. Sausage Goes to Washington
And, of course, the porno classics
Deep Sausage
The Sausage in Miss Jones
Jurassic Sausage
The Longest Sausage
A Sausage Too Far
Sausage Encounters of the Third Kind
The Sausage of Oz
Mr. Sausage Goes to Washington
And, of course, the porno classics
Deep Sausage
The Sausage in Miss Jones
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "Sausage"
Sausage Park
Sausage Park
January 30, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Sausage
Well I may shake your hand
But I won't know your name
The joke in your language
Don't come out the same
There's times when I'm down and
There's nothing to blame
Tom Petty, "Big Weekend"
But I won't know your name
The joke in your language
Don't come out the same
There's times when I'm down and
There's nothing to blame
Tom Petty, "Big Weekend"
January 28, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Well I may shake your hand
But I won't know your name
The joke in your language
Don't come out the same
There's times when I'm down and
There's nothing to blame
Tom Petty, "Big Weekend"
But I won't know your name
The joke in your language
Don't come out the same
There's times when I'm down and
There's nothing to blame
Tom Petty, "Big Weekend"
Some days I can't find my reading glasses, other days (today) I find myself with three pairs.
How does that happen?
How does that happen?
January 28, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Some days I can't find my reading glasses, other days (today) I find myself with three pairs.
How does that happen?
How does that happen?
While rebooking the endless line of customers today due to flight cancellations, I look up and, for a split second, swear I see Alfred Hitchcock. Looked an awful lot like him. I wondered if I was living in one of his creepy films and he was just making his obligatory cameo.
January 28, 2026 at 7:31 AM
While rebooking the endless line of customers today due to flight cancellations, I look up and, for a split second, swear I see Alfred Hitchcock. Looked an awful lot like him. I wondered if I was living in one of his creepy films and he was just making his obligatory cameo.
Reposted by Dave Harrison
Rare Books LA and @bookclubofca.bsky.social present… Monty Python’s @ericidle.bsky.social Join the legendary actor, comedian, songwriter, and bibliophile on February 20 in Pasadena for a discussion of his latest book The Spamalot Diaries: tinyurl.com/3e5f52ps
January 27, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Rare Books LA and @bookclubofca.bsky.social present… Monty Python’s @ericidle.bsky.social Join the legendary actor, comedian, songwriter, and bibliophile on February 20 in Pasadena for a discussion of his latest book The Spamalot Diaries: tinyurl.com/3e5f52ps
Create myself down South
Impress all the women
Pretend I'm Samuel Clemens
Wear seersucker and white linens
— Tom Petty, "Down South"
Impress all the women
Pretend I'm Samuel Clemens
Wear seersucker and white linens
— Tom Petty, "Down South"
January 26, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Create myself down South
Impress all the women
Pretend I'm Samuel Clemens
Wear seersucker and white linens
— Tom Petty, "Down South"
Impress all the women
Pretend I'm Samuel Clemens
Wear seersucker and white linens
— Tom Petty, "Down South"
No, @whitehouse-47.bsky.social. Girl from Ipanema Goes to Greenland. Not you.
youtu.be/jpKEzFZYqBg?...
youtu.be/jpKEzFZYqBg?...
The B-52's - Girl From Ipanema Goes To Greenland (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
No, @whitehouse-47.bsky.social. Girl from Ipanema Goes to Greenland. Not you.
youtu.be/jpKEzFZYqBg?...
youtu.be/jpKEzFZYqBg?...
Rain. Nature's carwash.
January 9, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Rain. Nature's carwash.
Order placed. It's sad that we have to pretend to be Canadian when traveling abroad, but geographically I am closer to Canada than I am to the Gulf of America.
January 9, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Order placed. It's sad that we have to pretend to be Canadian when traveling abroad, but geographically I am closer to Canada than I am to the Gulf of America.
Funny, the older I get the more I see Dad in me. Not a bad thing!
January 3, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Funny, the older I get the more I see Dad in me. Not a bad thing!
I'm not sure but I'm pretty sure this is one of those FAX machines.
January 2, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I'm not sure but I'm pretty sure this is one of those FAX machines.
Someone left their cow glasses behind. Oh, well. Finders keepers, right?
December 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Someone left their cow glasses behind. Oh, well. Finders keepers, right?
Reposted by Dave Harrison
Spamalot’s Producer ran the entire Kennedy Center for many years and of course immediately resigned when the idiots arrived. The booking however was already made. He may enjoy them having to suck it up when Lancelot comes out. It’s somewhere else next week.
I know you're not the one booking the shows but at least one scheduled performer is canceling her dates as of this week and more are considering the same. Hamilton backed out months ago. Just made me wonder if Spamalot's producers were having those conversations.
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Spamalot’s Producer ran the entire Kennedy Center for many years and of course immediately resigned when the idiots arrived. The booking however was already made. He may enjoy them having to suck it up when Lancelot comes out. It’s somewhere else next week.
Guy rushes up to me saying, "Hold on, that's my bag, the one with the pineapple name tag!"
It wasn't a 🍍. It was a 🌵.
It wasn't a 🍍. It was a 🌵.
December 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Guy rushes up to me saying, "Hold on, that's my bag, the one with the pineapple name tag!"
It wasn't a 🍍. It was a 🌵.
It wasn't a 🍍. It was a 🌵.
My cat Rascal's got a schnozzola. Kinda reminds me of Jimmy Durante's.
#jimmydurante #schnozzola #rascal
#jimmydurante #schnozzola #rascal
December 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
My cat Rascal's got a schnozzola. Kinda reminds me of Jimmy Durante's.
#jimmydurante #schnozzola #rascal
#jimmydurante #schnozzola #rascal
Reposted by Dave Harrison
From 2003, I believe this was the last time Neil Innes & @ericidle.bsky.social performed together (I know Neil had a very brief onstage cameo alongside the Pythons in Eric's NOT THE MESSIAH a few years later)...
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
From 2003, I believe this was the last time Neil Innes & @ericidle.bsky.social performed together (I know Neil had a very brief onstage cameo alongside the Pythons in Eric's NOT THE MESSIAH a few years later)...
Reposted by Dave Harrison
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Co-là-breith sona dhut, @fionaskywalker.bsky.social!
December 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Co-là-breith sona dhut, @fionaskywalker.bsky.social!
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Lest you think I am all humbuggery, I gift you Bob Dylan's incredible accordion jam Must Be Santa where he rumbles through the lyrics like he's somehow on both Adderall and Valium. I fucking love this song, it's insane.
youtu.be/a8qE6WQmNus?...
youtu.be/a8qE6WQmNus?...
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Lest you think I am all humbuggery, I gift you Bob Dylan's incredible accordion jam Must Be Santa where he rumbles through the lyrics like he's somehow on both Adderall and Valium. I fucking love this song, it's insane.
youtu.be/a8qE6WQmNus?...
youtu.be/a8qE6WQmNus?...
I had a customer today, last name Lennon. Told her I don't see that name much. Told her I've got one of those Beatle names, too.
Harrison, not Dave.
Harrison, not Dave.
December 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I had a customer today, last name Lennon. Told her I don't see that name much. Told her I've got one of those Beatle names, too.
Harrison, not Dave.
Harrison, not Dave.
Another one to file away in the "Things That Make Me Feel Older" folder:
A new colleague asked today, "Did you ever go by the nickname 'Richard Marx'?" I told her there was only one guy who ever called me that. And that was years ago. "Wait, do you know Diego?"
"Yeah, he's my dad."
A new colleague asked today, "Did you ever go by the nickname 'Richard Marx'?" I told her there was only one guy who ever called me that. And that was years ago. "Wait, do you know Diego?"
"Yeah, he's my dad."
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Another one to file away in the "Things That Make Me Feel Older" folder:
A new colleague asked today, "Did you ever go by the nickname 'Richard Marx'?" I told her there was only one guy who ever called me that. And that was years ago. "Wait, do you know Diego?"
"Yeah, he's my dad."
A new colleague asked today, "Did you ever go by the nickname 'Richard Marx'?" I told her there was only one guy who ever called me that. And that was years ago. "Wait, do you know Diego?"
"Yeah, he's my dad."