Dave Church
@davechurch.bsky.social
Baseball, rants, dad jokes. Now bluer!
Alberta UCP MLAs complaining about recall petitions is my new favourite thing. Hey, maybe don't suck at your job and vote to take away citizen's rights?
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Alberta UCP MLAs complaining about recall petitions is my new favourite thing. Hey, maybe don't suck at your job and vote to take away citizen's rights?
Looks like the Jays are going to
Cease and desist
Cease and desist
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Looks like the Jays are going to
Cease and desist
Cease and desist
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Welcome to the Find Out phase of trying to be all things to all people, Calgary City Council.
NEW: Global News has learned the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation has paused $129M in federal Housing Accelerator Fund money to the City of Calgary pending further clarity on citywide rezoning.
globalnews.ca/news/1154274...
globalnews.ca/news/1154274...
Calgary’s $129M in federal housing funds ‘paused’ pending citywide rezoning status - Calgary | Globalnews.ca
Calgary city council is preparing to debate a motion that calls for the repeal of the citywide rezoning policy in December, which would require a public hearing in the spring.
globalnews.ca
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Welcome to the Find Out phase of trying to be all things to all people, Calgary City Council.
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My phone is doing all the same things from 2015 with only minimal benefits. The only reason we have to upgrade is increased software bloat.
We should actually just have phones that last 15 years now.
We should actually just have phones that last 15 years now.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My phone is doing all the same things from 2015 with only minimal benefits. The only reason we have to upgrade is increased software bloat.
We should actually just have phones that last 15 years now.
We should actually just have phones that last 15 years now.
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Two minutes of Kevon Looney absolutely cooking one on one after practice to remind you that NBA players are better basketball players than anyone you've ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Two minutes of Kevon Looney absolutely cooking one on one after practice to remind you that NBA players are better basketball players than anyone you've ever seen
First rule for a company Christmas party: handle your business. You don't want to be the sloppy drunk they talk about until next year's
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
First rule for a company Christmas party: handle your business. You don't want to be the sloppy drunk they talk about until next year's
It was strange to see a bunch of NBA heads praise the Clippers getting Join Collins, as if he hadn't been cast off by the Hawks and Jazz in that last three years
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It was strange to see a bunch of NBA heads praise the Clippers getting Join Collins, as if he hadn't been cast off by the Hawks and Jazz in that last three years
Reinstalled the Facebook app to join a group organizing to recall our MLA, and yeesh. It's bad out there. What happened to poke wars and Oregon Trail jokes on April Fools Day? I'm so old
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Reinstalled the Facebook app to join a group organizing to recall our MLA, and yeesh. It's bad out there. What happened to poke wars and Oregon Trail jokes on April Fools Day? I'm so old
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Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Now THIS????
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
is a white man!
this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
Who Could Have Known
(Anyone, literally anyone could have known)
(Anyone, literally anyone could have known)
NEW: Cryptocurrencies have lost >$1 TRILLION in market value since Oct. 6.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Crypto World Wipes Out $1 Trillion as Bitcoin Plunges Anew
The great crypto crash of 2025 entered a new phase on Wednesday, as Bitcoin plunged to its lowest level in seven months, extending the more than $1 trillion wipeout across the digital‑asset world.
www.bloomberg.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Who Could Have Known
(Anyone, literally anyone could have known)
(Anyone, literally anyone could have known)
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I hope that young Albertans coming into voting age never forget that Danielle Smith targeted their schools, their friends, and the health & wellbeing of vulnerable teens just to score a 2% favorability swing among the most openly disgusting losers you've ever met
November 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I hope that young Albertans coming into voting age never forget that Danielle Smith targeted their schools, their friends, and the health & wellbeing of vulnerable teens just to score a 2% favorability swing among the most openly disgusting losers you've ever met
finally they figure out the Tush Push, just rip the ball out
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
finally they figure out the Tush Push, just rip the ball out
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Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows
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too much of the economy now is not built around solving a problem or meeting a need
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
too much of the economy now is not built around solving a problem or meeting a need
Hearing that Louis Varland is getting up in the bullpen and stretching
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hearing that Louis Varland is getting up in the bullpen and stretching
Nikola Jokic's last 10 games: 29.9 points, 13.1 rebounds, 11 assists, 1.9 steals, 0.7 blocks, 3.1 turnovers, *.734* from the field, *.562* from three, .867 from the line. Been thinking for a while he's the greatest offensive player in history and headed for top three all time, but this is hilarious
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It's Been A Day To Enjoy, but until something actually happens, everything is building to the biggest "Ah. well. Nevertheless," moment for ol' Donny Trump that we've seen
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It's Been A Day To Enjoy, but until something actually happens, everything is building to the biggest "Ah. well. Nevertheless," moment for ol' Donny Trump that we've seen
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be
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Firm agree. Sports are sponsored by alcohol, too, but you don't hear the broadcasters going on about which Budweiser pairs up with which ballpark food, etc. Booze ad reads are obvious (and fair, IMO), but gambling content has become insidious and part of the shows. I hate it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Firm agree. Sports are sponsored by alcohol, too, but you don't hear the broadcasters going on about which Budweiser pairs up with which ballpark food, etc. Booze ad reads are obvious (and fair, IMO), but gambling content has become insidious and part of the shows. I hate it.
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Here’s how a 50-year mortgage would work
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Here’s how a 50-year mortgage would work
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Yeah it seems like the best political move is to give into this guy
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Yeah it seems like the best political move is to give into this guy
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just a heads up to y'all, if you come into my mentions with a "please read this" that links to something AI-generated i'm a) not gonna read it and b) conclude, correctly, that you're a moron
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
just a heads up to y'all, if you come into my mentions with a "please read this" that links to something AI-generated i'm a) not gonna read it and b) conclude, correctly, that you're a moron
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Guardians' Emmanuel Clase, Luis Ortiz indicted on charges linked to illegal sports betting
Guardians' Emmanuel Clase, Luis Ortiz indicted on charges linked to illegal sports betting
Ortiz was arrested Sunday in Boston and will appear in court Monday. Clase was not in custody as of early Sunday afternoon.
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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