Darrell Johnson
@darrelljohnson.bsky.social
I'm Darrell. I exist.
Actually, yes, as long as Ketel Marte is NOT mentioned in any way.
would anyone like to discuss mlb trade rumors
December 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Actually, yes, as long as Ketel Marte is NOT mentioned in any way.
Based on how quickly we watch the newest episodes, here's my current ranking of recent shows:
1. Pluribus
2. South Park
3. Jeopardy!
4. The Amazing Race
5. John Oliver
6. Jon Stewart
7. The Floor
8. The Chair Company
9. Alien: Earth
All great, but we haven't been super keen to finish last two.
1. Pluribus
2. South Park
3. Jeopardy!
4. The Amazing Race
5. John Oliver
6. Jon Stewart
7. The Floor
8. The Chair Company
9. Alien: Earth
All great, but we haven't been super keen to finish last two.
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Based on how quickly we watch the newest episodes, here's my current ranking of recent shows:
1. Pluribus
2. South Park
3. Jeopardy!
4. The Amazing Race
5. John Oliver
6. Jon Stewart
7. The Floor
8. The Chair Company
9. Alien: Earth
All great, but we haven't been super keen to finish last two.
1. Pluribus
2. South Park
3. Jeopardy!
4. The Amazing Race
5. John Oliver
6. Jon Stewart
7. The Floor
8. The Chair Company
9. Alien: Earth
All great, but we haven't been super keen to finish last two.
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Here’s the thing. If you see foreign populations and their attendant culture, music, food, politics, issues, celebrations as a PROBLEM and not a tremendous ASSET in your life, you’re not just bigoted but you’re also deliberately choosing a more boring life.
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Here’s the thing. If you see foreign populations and their attendant culture, music, food, politics, issues, celebrations as a PROBLEM and not a tremendous ASSET in your life, you’re not just bigoted but you’re also deliberately choosing a more boring life.
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
Yay! Bear down! It's always nice to beat the Devils.
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Yay! Bear down! It's always nice to beat the Devils.
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November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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The AI generated Coke commercial can die in a fire.
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The AI generated Coke commercial can die in a fire.
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November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
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The series finale of this season of Taskmaster was the greatest finish in sports since the Kick Six
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The series finale of this season of Taskmaster was the greatest finish in sports since the Kick Six
Dude, they're not the "famous" 1936 Berlin games. Try "infamous". Jesse Owens is famous -- those '36 Games are Infamous.
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Dude, they're not the "famous" 1936 Berlin games. Try "infamous". Jesse Owens is famous -- those '36 Games are Infamous.
In the Colts-Falcons game, I could swear I saw a woman wearing a Colts jacket and Falcons beanie cheering wildly about that Falcons fumble. OK.
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
In the Colts-Falcons game, I could swear I saw a woman wearing a Colts jacket and Falcons beanie cheering wildly about that Falcons fumble. OK.
Hoo boy. I went into Pluribus blind (by my own intention). I encourage all of you to do the same. Just start watching it.
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Hoo boy. I went into Pluribus blind (by my own intention). I encourage all of you to do the same. Just start watching it.
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This was FUN. Thanks to Ed and everyone at TM for the tour of the house & grounds
youtu.be/8qya3eTjNMQ
youtu.be/8qya3eTjNMQ
PODCAST: PAUL F. TOMPKINS on Season 20, Episode 9 | Taskmaster
YouTube video by Taskmaster
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 AM
This was FUN. Thanks to Ed and everyone at TM for the tour of the house & grounds
youtu.be/8qya3eTjNMQ
youtu.be/8qya3eTjNMQ
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Trick-or-treaters so far today: two Ghostbusters, a dark wizard, a princess, lazy Darth Vader, army man, half-assed zombie, Fred and Velma from the Scooby gang (their mom was Daphne), inflatable Patrick Star, Larry Fitzgerald Steve Nash, a freestyle wrestler, a kid in his baseball uniform...
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Trick-or-treaters so far today: two Ghostbusters, a dark wizard, a princess, lazy Darth Vader, army man, half-assed zombie, Fred and Velma from the Scooby gang (their mom was Daphne), inflatable Patrick Star, Larry Fitzgerald Steve Nash, a freestyle wrestler, a kid in his baseball uniform...
I think I'm spoiled as a Dbacks fan because all World Series I've marveled at how slow all the baserunners seem.
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I think I'm spoiled as a Dbacks fan because all World Series I've marveled at how slow all the baserunners seem.
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(giving my wife a tiara made from 24 Ceylon sapphires and 1,083 diamonds that once belonged to Queen Hortense)
“um… I went to Jared?”
“um… I went to Jared?”
October 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
(giving my wife a tiara made from 24 Ceylon sapphires and 1,083 diamonds that once belonged to Queen Hortense)
“um… I went to Jared?”
“um… I went to Jared?”
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POLL:
Who's your favorite coach in the NFL?
A. Mike McDonald
B. Mike McCarthy
C. Mike Vrabel
D. Mike McDaniel
E. Mike Tomlin
F. Mike McCoy
G. Mark McMichael
H. Mike Markman
I. Mork McMarkmike
J. Mickmack Markmick
K. Muck McMikemike
L. McMike "Mike" McMike
Who's your favorite coach in the NFL?
A. Mike McDonald
B. Mike McCarthy
C. Mike Vrabel
D. Mike McDaniel
E. Mike Tomlin
F. Mike McCoy
G. Mark McMichael
H. Mike Markman
I. Mork McMarkmike
J. Mickmack Markmick
K. Muck McMikemike
L. McMike "Mike" McMike
October 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
POLL:
Who's your favorite coach in the NFL?
A. Mike McDonald
B. Mike McCarthy
C. Mike Vrabel
D. Mike McDaniel
E. Mike Tomlin
F. Mike McCoy
G. Mark McMichael
H. Mike Markman
I. Mork McMarkmike
J. Mickmack Markmick
K. Muck McMikemike
L. McMike "Mike" McMike
Who's your favorite coach in the NFL?
A. Mike McDonald
B. Mike McCarthy
C. Mike Vrabel
D. Mike McDaniel
E. Mike Tomlin
F. Mike McCoy
G. Mark McMichael
H. Mike Markman
I. Mork McMarkmike
J. Mickmack Markmick
K. Muck McMikemike
L. McMike "Mike" McMike
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baseball definitely leads all sports in impossible coincidences
Shohei Ohtani has homered off Jose Quintana to lead off Game 4 of the NLCS in consecutive years, both on October 17
October 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
baseball definitely leads all sports in impossible coincidences
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So I'm watching my team play against the Colts, and Jacoby Brissett is on MY team? OK fine life doesn't matter.
October 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
So I'm watching my team play against the Colts, and Jacoby Brissett is on MY team? OK fine life doesn't matter.
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If you live in a country that was built by the non native inhabitants & think we should get rid of immigrants, you are selfish & most likely a racist fuck face.
October 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If you live in a country that was built by the non native inhabitants & think we should get rid of immigrants, you are selfish & most likely a racist fuck face.