DuncanYoudaho
@danlearnsstuff.com
Signal: DuncanYoudaho.05 - I am the Kwisatz Had-a-rash; it keeps coming back. Dev, Tester, Hacker, #ToxicBBQ Organizer, Board Gamer. He/Him -- 日本語が話せます -- /dʒɪf/
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from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 AM
from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee
Risk-ass reasoning
Everyone knows Russia and China have to sew up Australia before they try to assault North America. And they’re more likely to do it through Yakutsk than Greenland.
Everyone knows Russia and China have to sew up Australia before they try to assault North America. And they’re more likely to do it through Yakutsk than Greenland.
Leavitt: "The president was very clear last night. He said he wants to the US acquire Greenland because he feels that if we do not, then it will eventually be acquired or perhaps even hostilely taken over by China or Russia. Perhaps it would be in the best interest of Greenland to be part of the US"
January 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Risk-ass reasoning
Everyone knows Russia and China have to sew up Australia before they try to assault North America. And they’re more likely to do it through Yakutsk than Greenland.
Everyone knows Russia and China have to sew up Australia before they try to assault North America. And they’re more likely to do it through Yakutsk than Greenland.
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"the excesses of wokeness" as a broad social phenomenon is one of the most made-up things that ever happened and every single time a progressive person did something obnoxious or mean or stupid it got blown up into evidence of cultural rot, down to individual college students and Goodreads bloggers
January 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
"the excesses of wokeness" as a broad social phenomenon is one of the most made-up things that ever happened and every single time a progressive person did something obnoxious or mean or stupid it got blown up into evidence of cultural rot, down to individual college students and Goodreads bloggers
They fridged Chief Delk in The Closer (currently rewatching) and I’m still bitter as hell about it. He was way more interesting than Chief Pope.
January 12, 2026 at 12:55 AM
They fridged Chief Delk in The Closer (currently rewatching) and I’m still bitter as hell about it. He was way more interesting than Chief Pope.
That was a brain burner
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Jan 11th 2026 (Hard), in less than 12 minutes
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I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Jan 11th 2026 (Hard), in less than 12 minutes
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
cluesbysam.com
January 11, 2026 at 6:21 AM
That was a brain burner
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Jan 11th 2026 (Hard), in less than 12 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Jan 11th 2026 (Hard), in less than 12 minutes
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The Shah revisionism going around is awful.
Just because the mullahs are bad doesn’t make the Shah any less oppressive.
Just because the mullahs are bad doesn’t make the Shah any less oppressive.
January 11, 2026 at 5:59 AM
The Shah revisionism going around is awful.
Just because the mullahs are bad doesn’t make the Shah any less oppressive.
Just because the mullahs are bad doesn’t make the Shah any less oppressive.
What a beautiful song
Lucy Dacus - Bread and Roses @ Zohran Mamdani’s Inauguration 1/1/26
YouTube video by boygenius source
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January 10, 2026 at 5:49 PM
What a beautiful song
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Here’s a comment for the people who are upset that MN hasn’t charged Jonathan Ross already:
If you just Leeeroy Jenkins this shit you will lose and you will empower fascism and murder.
It is indescribably hard to prosecute cops for murder. It is even hard when the murder is ON VIDEO.
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If you just Leeeroy Jenkins this shit you will lose and you will empower fascism and murder.
It is indescribably hard to prosecute cops for murder. It is even hard when the murder is ON VIDEO.
/1
January 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Here’s a comment for the people who are upset that MN hasn’t charged Jonathan Ross already:
If you just Leeeroy Jenkins this shit you will lose and you will empower fascism and murder.
It is indescribably hard to prosecute cops for murder. It is even hard when the murder is ON VIDEO.
/1
If you just Leeeroy Jenkins this shit you will lose and you will empower fascism and murder.
It is indescribably hard to prosecute cops for murder. It is even hard when the murder is ON VIDEO.
/1
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Our ancestors were real breathing people who turned sticks into fire, their descendants spent thousands of years building a regime of unsurpassed global peace and prosperity, and we shall not entertain the suggestion that it all ends here just because the man with the golden toilet says so.
January 9, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Our ancestors were real breathing people who turned sticks into fire, their descendants spent thousands of years building a regime of unsurpassed global peace and prosperity, and we shall not entertain the suggestion that it all ends here just because the man with the golden toilet says so.
A trio of Jet Pilot cocktails with Jamaican rums.
The intended for one of these was not enthused by the spices and that meant I needed to drink two. Whoooo boy…
#Tiki
The intended for one of these was not enthused by the spices and that meant I needed to drink two. Whoooo boy…
#Tiki
January 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
A trio of Jet Pilot cocktails with Jamaican rums.
The intended for one of these was not enthused by the spices and that meant I needed to drink two. Whoooo boy…
#Tiki
The intended for one of these was not enthused by the spices and that meant I needed to drink two. Whoooo boy…
#Tiki
I suppose I should lighten the mood by watching some TV. I picked up Black Mirror during the invasion of Ukraine.
Andor, anyone?
Andor, anyone?
January 8, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I suppose I should lighten the mood by watching some TV. I picked up Black Mirror during the invasion of Ukraine.
Andor, anyone?
Andor, anyone?
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this could be the floor
Who will be the first member of Congress to introduce legislation named after Renee Good that abolishes DHS?
January 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
this could be the floor
> on X
“@grok, remove the pyramid’s clothes”
“@grok, remove the pyramid’s clothes”
This is all pretty meh and conventional (thankfully)
*WHITE HOUSE POST IMAGE OF NEW FOOD PYRAMID IN POST ON X
*RFK JR: NEW DIET GUIDELINES FOCUS ON PROTEIN, HEALTHY FATS
*FDA COMMISSIONER MARTY MAKARY SPEAKS AT THE WHITE HOUSE
*MAKARY: INCREASING PROTEIN RECOMMENDATION BY 50-100%
*WHITE HOUSE POST IMAGE OF NEW FOOD PYRAMID IN POST ON X
*RFK JR: NEW DIET GUIDELINES FOCUS ON PROTEIN, HEALTHY FATS
*FDA COMMISSIONER MARTY MAKARY SPEAKS AT THE WHITE HOUSE
*MAKARY: INCREASING PROTEIN RECOMMENDATION BY 50-100%
January 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
> on X
“@grok, remove the pyramid’s clothes”
“@grok, remove the pyramid’s clothes”
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Many local groups have begun planning protests and actions against ICE in other cities.
You'll probably feel better joining an action than doom scroling for a snuff video, just saying.
You'll probably feel better joining an action than doom scroling for a snuff video, just saying.
January 7, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Many local groups have begun planning protests and actions against ICE in other cities.
You'll probably feel better joining an action than doom scroling for a snuff video, just saying.
You'll probably feel better joining an action than doom scroling for a snuff video, just saying.
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I have no interest in trying to dunk on anyone but there is absolutely no evidence for this at all.
SARS-CoV-2 has not been demonstrated to make you more susceptible to other infections by impairing the function of your immune system.
SARS-CoV-2 has not been demonstrated to make you more susceptible to other infections by impairing the function of your immune system.
January 6, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I have no interest in trying to dunk on anyone but there is absolutely no evidence for this at all.
SARS-CoV-2 has not been demonstrated to make you more susceptible to other infections by impairing the function of your immune system.
SARS-CoV-2 has not been demonstrated to make you more susceptible to other infections by impairing the function of your immune system.
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I may regret this, but for every like, I'll give a fact about the "Hunt for Gollum" story from the text.
May 9, 2024 at 7:44 PM
I may regret this, but for every like, I'll give a fact about the "Hunt for Gollum" story from the text.
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The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
Too Many Kooks?
I’ve been waiting for someone to do one of those “change a letter, ruin a tv show” posts so I can say “Barn Notice.”
January 6, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Too Many Kooks?
Easy response: “It doesn’t alarm you enough to have looked into it by now? Are you derelict in your duty?
RUBIO: Maduro was indicted. Nobody ever did anything about it.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Hernandez was convicted by a jury
RUBIO: The pardon authority is something I'm not involved in
STEPHANOPOULOS: Do you support it?
RUBIO: I wasn't involved in those deliberations. I haven't looked at the case file.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Hernandez was convicted by a jury
RUBIO: The pardon authority is something I'm not involved in
STEPHANOPOULOS: Do you support it?
RUBIO: I wasn't involved in those deliberations. I haven't looked at the case file.
January 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Easy response: “It doesn’t alarm you enough to have looked into it by now? Are you derelict in your duty?
January 6, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
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The freeze-ray guy gets it
If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off
January 3, 2026 at 12:44 PM
The freeze-ray guy gets it
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"In no part of the constitution is more wisdom to be found than in the clause which confides the question of war or peace to the legislature, and not to the executive department."
James Madison
James Madison
January 3, 2026 at 9:14 AM
"In no part of the constitution is more wisdom to be found than in the clause which confides the question of war or peace to the legislature, and not to the executive department."
James Madison
James Madison