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what do you mean you hate black licorice? do you also hate picking at that itchy little bit of skin around your fingernail? do you also hate walking in the rain when a cold breeze cuts through you? do you also hate the feeling of knowing you've let down a loved one?
December 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
what do you mean you hate black licorice? do you also hate picking at that itchy little bit of skin around your fingernail? do you also hate walking in the rain when a cold breeze cuts through you? do you also hate the feeling of knowing you've let down a loved one?
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they don't show it in the movie but on Dagobah next to his crappy little house Yoda keeps an entire shack full of stolen bikes
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
they don't show it in the movie but on Dagobah next to his crappy little house Yoda keeps an entire shack full of stolen bikes
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
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Genuine LOL from a 🐐 account
Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Genuine LOL from a 🐐 account
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It's the moment when he takes the medal out of the box and puts it on himself for me. That's one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen lol. He's so desperate to get it.
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It's the moment when he takes the medal out of the box and puts it on himself for me. That's one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen lol. He's so desperate to get it.
What do you even say to this. You'd get fired from 90% of corporate jobs if a client discovered a rant like this online and sent a link to your manager. But in this case, he's the president and also thinks he has at least 2 personal armies that he can sicc on brown people. Get this guy outta here
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
What do you even say to this. You'd get fired from 90% of corporate jobs if a client discovered a rant like this online and sent a link to your manager. But in this case, he's the president and also thinks he has at least 2 personal armies that he can sicc on brown people. Get this guy outta here
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we are well past the point at which anyone who cannot identify bad faith like this is disqualified from commenting on it
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
we are well past the point at which anyone who cannot identify bad faith like this is disqualified from commenting on it
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
the girl and her mother are basically screaming THIS IS A BAD FAITH ATTACK ON TRANS PEOPLE at the top of their lungs and if you can't see that you're stupid or lying
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
I'm sorry we're doing fuckin what now
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach with @grahamcouch.bsky.social www.freep.com/story/sports...
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach
Michigan State football intends to hire former Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald after firing Jonathan Smith after two seasons.
www.freep.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'm sorry we're doing fuckin what now
The framing here is incredible. Oh, wouldn't you like to feel happy and fulfilled? Grow up, says your boss
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The framing here is incredible. Oh, wouldn't you like to feel happy and fulfilled? Grow up, says your boss
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Bonus tip: you can pronounce Aristotle like Chipotle and vice versa
October 24, 2023 at 9:04 PM
Bonus tip: you can pronounce Aristotle like Chipotle and vice versa
This was a really special night on bsky dot app
imagine “i mean to squeeze your cheeks to open your mouth” coming out of a garbage disposal. don’t act like you’re above it, you follow me and you’re here. it’s the worst fucking shit imaginable, and we are all going to suffer it together.
fucking cowards everywhere say things like “none of these words are in the bible” and “my eyes” and “who are these people”, but if you know who they are, i fucking know better, and all of you are stuck in here with me and do not get to pretend you’re above this gossip that sends us all to hell.
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 AM
This was a really special night on bsky dot app
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Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
You may know Tricia McLaughlin as the woman who goes on TV every day to lie about what'shappening in Chicago. Would you be surprised to learn that her husband's company was also given a $220M no-bid contract to produce DHS propaganda?
NEW: We’ve uncovered the first known example of taxpayer money flowing from DHS to businesses controlled by Kristi Noem’s allies and friends.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
You may know Tricia McLaughlin as the woman who goes on TV every day to lie about what'shappening in Chicago. Would you be surprised to learn that her husband's company was also given a $220M no-bid contract to produce DHS propaganda?
Increasingly convinced that this guy is going to be at the center of some fresh new flavor of constitutional crisis that's coming up. He has an unlimited budget to terrorize our city pretty much indefinitely, and he keeps bragging about all the laws they're gonna break while doing it. Unsustainable.
Bovino: "We're ratcheting operations up in Chicago. That's a very corrupt system in Chicago. Whether it's those elected leaders like Pritzker or those out of control judges, Chicago needs some attention. You're gonna see some very dynamic operations."
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Increasingly convinced that this guy is going to be at the center of some fresh new flavor of constitutional crisis that's coming up. He has an unlimited budget to terrorize our city pretty much indefinitely, and he keeps bragging about all the laws they're gonna break while doing it. Unsustainable.
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Truly infuriating. I drive past this daycare on Addison 2-3x times each week, it's a mile and a half from my office.
Praying for the day when these neighbor-snatchers will leave our city, and we gotta look out for each other in the meantime
Praying for the day when these neighbor-snatchers will leave our city, and we gotta look out for each other in the meantime
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Truly infuriating. I drive past this daycare on Addison 2-3x times each week, it's a mile and a half from my office.
Praying for the day when these neighbor-snatchers will leave our city, and we gotta look out for each other in the meantime
Praying for the day when these neighbor-snatchers will leave our city, and we gotta look out for each other in the meantime
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
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Chicago Pope is going to say some things we all dislike because he is the Pope and still very Catholic but he is spending enough time poking directly at the worst Catholics alive that I’m ready to put him in the Pretty Good For A Pope bucket already
also the sports jersey thing is incredibly funny
also the sports jersey thing is incredibly funny
November 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Chicago Pope is going to say some things we all dislike because he is the Pope and still very Catholic but he is spending enough time poking directly at the worst Catholics alive that I’m ready to put him in the Pretty Good For A Pope bucket already
also the sports jersey thing is incredibly funny
also the sports jersey thing is incredibly funny
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Me: Sometimes I'll start microwaving my leftovers, then go pee *while* the thing's in the microwave. You just gotta get back before it starts beeping
Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing?
Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly
Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing?
Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly
October 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Me: Sometimes I'll start microwaving my leftovers, then go pee *while* the thing's in the microwave. You just gotta get back before it starts beeping
Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing?
Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly
Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing?
Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly
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It's almost like you have to fight for our votes like everyone else. Yes, we, especially Black women, tend to vote for harm reduction either way. But it's so much better when we're voting for someone instead of against someone. We're more likely to donate and volunteer. Too many take us for granted.
"Black organizers had noticed gaps in the campaign’s strategy for reaching Black voters. To address them, they led canvasses in working-class Black neighborhoods...By early October, Mamdani had taken a commanding lead over Cuomo among Black voters"
hammerandhope.org/article/zohr...
hammerandhope.org/article/zohr...
Will Zohran Mamdani Win Over Black New Yorkers?
Five people talk about their experience of the Mamdani campaign — from the inside and the outside.
hammerandhope.org
October 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It's almost like you have to fight for our votes like everyone else. Yes, we, especially Black women, tend to vote for harm reduction either way. But it's so much better when we're voting for someone instead of against someone. We're more likely to donate and volunteer. Too many take us for granted.
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the reason you, a middle-aged man who works for a studio, should refuse to meet with Harvey in his hotel room is not that he will victimize you, it is that by doing so you make it look less suspicious when he meets with his victims there
October 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
the reason you, a middle-aged man who works for a studio, should refuse to meet with Harvey in his hotel room is not that he will victimize you, it is that by doing so you make it look less suspicious when he meets with his victims there