Dan Hall
@danhall.bsky.social
Screenwriter / Copywriter / Dad / DJ (not in that order)
Maybe the snails just made a run for it.
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Maybe the snails just made a run for it.
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DID MOMMY VANISH?
Many special boys couldn’t see her when she covered her eyes. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something.
Many special boys couldn’t see her when she covered her eyes. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something.
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
DID MOMMY VANISH?
Many special boys couldn’t see her when she covered her eyes. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something.
Many special boys couldn’t see her when she covered her eyes. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something.
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Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
Can I borrow a feeling?
Could you lend me a jar of love?
Could you lend me a jar of love?
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Can I borrow a feeling?
Could you lend me a jar of love?
Could you lend me a jar of love?
“Uhhh it’s Jeffrey EpsTEEN not Jeffrey EpsCHILD. Case closed.”
- Megyn Kelly
- Megyn Kelly
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
“Uhhh it’s Jeffrey EpsTEEN not Jeffrey EpsCHILD. Case closed.”
- Megyn Kelly
- Megyn Kelly
Veronica Lake’s hair was so powerful that the US government made her change her hairstyle during WWII, for the war effort.
Veronica Lake — Weegee, c 1940
gelatin silver print
gelatin silver print
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Veronica Lake’s hair was so powerful that the US government made her change her hairstyle during WWII, for the war effort.
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
Whoa, deleted track titles from the Lily Allen album have leaked
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Whoa, deleted track titles from the Lily Allen album have leaked
Congrats to Anthony Albanese and the Australian Labor Party on their record-smashing 1,000-year reign
Liberals formally abandon net zero emissions target after months of infighting over climate and energy policy
Liberals formally abandon net zero emissions target after months of infighting over climate and energy policy
Opposition leader Sussan Ley to announce decision made by shadow ministry a day after five-hour party room debate
The Liberal party will abandon a firm net zero emissions target, siding with the Nationals to end the Coalition’s commitment to the climate goal.
The opposition leader, Sussan Ley, is expected to announce the decision on Thursday afternoon after the Liberal shadow ministry met to finally resolve a position following months of bitter infighting. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Congrats to Anthony Albanese and the Australian Labor Party on their record-smashing 1,000-year reign
I agree. If you’re going to be racist you should at least put on some goddamn clothes.
Police need more powers to stop ‘naked racism and hatred’ after allowing Sydney neo-Nazi rally, premier says
Police need more powers to stop ‘naked racism and hatred’ after allowing Sydney neo-Nazi rally, premier says
Dozens of neo-Nazis demonstrated outside NSW parliament on Saturday where they held an antisemitic banner and chanted a Hitler Youth slogan
A neo-Nazi rally overtly targeting Jewish people was allowed to go ahead in Sydney on Saturday morning, sparking the New South Wales premier to say he would consider giving police more powers to shut down racist and hateful demonstrations.
“It’s likely the case that we need to give police more legislated powers to stop this kind of naked racism and hatred on Sydney streets,” Chris Minns said after the rally. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I agree. If you’re going to be racist you should at least put on some goddamn clothes.
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Me and the other labubus were talking and we think your apartment is too depressing to justify coming to life at night
November 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Me and the other labubus were talking and we think your apartment is too depressing to justify coming to life at night
Has he Mam-done it?!
New York City – Mayoral Results (9:03PM):
🔵 Mamdani: 51.5%
🟢 Cuomo: 39.7%
🔴 Sliwa: 8%
- 36% Reporting -
🔵 Mamdani: 51.5%
🟢 Cuomo: 39.7%
🔴 Sliwa: 8%
- 36% Reporting -
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Has he Mam-done it?!
Dead Dick Cheney
Drove the world insaney
Animani-aaaaaacs
(Those are the facts)
Drove the world insaney
Animani-aaaaaacs
(Those are the facts)
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Dead Dick Cheney
Drove the world insaney
Animani-aaaaaacs
(Those are the facts)
Drove the world insaney
Animani-aaaaaacs
(Those are the facts)
So… he wants them to bring another person with them?
They’ve all gone mad.
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
So… he wants them to bring another person with them?
I thought my Halloween costume (frizzy red wig, homemade guitar, hands absolutely drenched with innocent blood) was pretty obvious, but not a single person guessed “Benjamin Netanyahoo Serious”
November 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I thought my Halloween costume (frizzy red wig, homemade guitar, hands absolutely drenched with innocent blood) was pretty obvious, but not a single person guessed “Benjamin Netanyahoo Serious”
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Did Frankenstein come up with this ad?
November 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Did Frankenstein come up with this ad?
It can’t rain on Halloween night! That’s against the law!
October 31, 2025 at 4:43 AM
It can’t rain on Halloween night! That’s against the law!
I started doing this but then it turned out that I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend by The Rubinoos and Another Girl Another Planet by The Only Ones came out in the same year. I don’t want to choose so I’m going to give up instead.
Possessed by the sudden urge to make a playlist of the best power-pop songs for every year since, say, 1970
October 30, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I started doing this but then it turned out that I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend by The Rubinoos and Another Girl Another Planet by The Only Ones came out in the same year. I don’t want to choose so I’m going to give up instead.
Why not, footage like that comes along Once in a Lifetime
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Why not, footage like that comes along Once in a Lifetime
Possessed by the sudden urge to make a playlist of the best power-pop songs for every year since, say, 1970
October 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Possessed by the sudden urge to make a playlist of the best power-pop songs for every year since, say, 1970
This week’s news is how I learned that “the east wing” of the White House doesn’t refer to this bit.
October 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This week’s news is how I learned that “the east wing” of the White House doesn’t refer to this bit.
EVEN IF you want to use a streaming subscription rather than buy physical or pay via platforms like Bandcamp, Tidal is about 8,000 times better than Spotify.
"Discover Weekly is unusable now cause it is just full of AI slop."
AI Slop Now Invading Spotify's Discover Weekly Lists
A quick search on social media reveals that AI slop continues to find its way into Spotify users' Discover Weekly personalized playlists.
trib.al
October 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
EVEN IF you want to use a streaming subscription rather than buy physical or pay via platforms like Bandcamp, Tidal is about 8,000 times better than Spotify.
Jewels… Now museum, now you don’t
October 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Jewels… Now museum, now you don’t
People are mocking Trump’s video as “unpresidential” but, if the technology had existed at the time, Roosevelt would absolutely have shared a video of him covering protestors with a firehose-like spray of shit from the back of his wheelchair
October 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
People are mocking Trump’s video as “unpresidential” but, if the technology had existed at the time, Roosevelt would absolutely have shared a video of him covering protestors with a firehose-like spray of shit from the back of his wheelchair
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you find my dead and broken body totally nude in the middle of a field and just as you're telling the 911 operator there's been a murder i'm gently blanketed by a set of clothes and then a parachute
September 2, 2024 at 11:57 PM
you find my dead and broken body totally nude in the middle of a field and just as you're telling the 911 operator there's been a murder i'm gently blanketed by a set of clothes and then a parachute