Dan Hall
@danhall.bsky.social
Screenwriter / Copywriter / Dad / DJ (not in that order)
Ah yes, the three genders
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Ah yes, the three genders
Can I borrow a feeling?
Could you lend me a jar of love?
Could you lend me a jar of love?
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Can I borrow a feeling?
Could you lend me a jar of love?
Could you lend me a jar of love?
Whoa, deleted track titles from the Lily Allen album have leaked
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Whoa, deleted track titles from the Lily Allen album have leaked
This week’s news is how I learned that “the east wing” of the White House doesn’t refer to this bit.
October 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This week’s news is how I learned that “the east wing” of the White House doesn’t refer to this bit.
BUT YOU BETTER NOT KILL THE GROOVE
September 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
BUT YOU BETTER NOT KILL THE GROOVE
My fave comic book store was doing a sketch exchange for Batman Day today. I got there too late to participate but came home and did this anyway. Happy Batman Day everybody!
September 20, 2025 at 8:42 AM
My fave comic book store was doing a sketch exchange for Batman Day today. I got there too late to participate but came home and did this anyway. Happy Batman Day everybody!
Also Graham Chapman is dead.
August 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Also Graham Chapman is dead.
Hey, they made a movie about the walk from the car back to the house when you realize you forgot the keys.
August 31, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Hey, they made a movie about the walk from the car back to the house when you realize you forgot the keys.
The show they made about me
June 16, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The show they made about me
“Human rights for some. Miniature American flags for others.”
May 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“Human rights for some. Miniature American flags for others.”
Fine, here you go. Here is the collection of fictional Asian men the internet thinks I am.
May 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Fine, here you go. Here is the collection of fictional Asian men the internet thinks I am.
…does he mean as the cause of death?
May 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
…does he mean as the cause of death?
I have discovered either the best or worst named board game of all time.
May 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I have discovered either the best or worst named board game of all time.
When the new pope picks your name
May 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
When the new pope picks your name
[in a panicked sweat] Am… am I a Liberal Party lie?!
April 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
[in a panicked sweat] Am… am I a Liberal Party lie?!
I may need to re-read, it’s been a long time, but this is the first thing that jumped to mind.
February 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I may need to re-read, it’s been a long time, but this is the first thing that jumped to mind.
Went to Costco and discovered a new catchphrase for Perry White.
January 31, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Went to Costco and discovered a new catchphrase for Perry White.
I think this error message means my washing machine is sick of all the woke BS.
January 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I think this error message means my washing machine is sick of all the woke BS.
This photo will be in history books (more specifically, my upcoming book “The History of Evil Shitheads”).
January 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This photo will be in history books (more specifically, my upcoming book “The History of Evil Shitheads”).
Like my quoted friend, I often have a novel and a comic on the go.
November 13, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Like my quoted friend, I often have a novel and a comic on the go.
Sure, I’ll post a concert photo.
They Might be Giants at The Forum in Melbourne, just a few weeks ago.
Not an amazing photo, but it was a fun gig.
They Might be Giants at The Forum in Melbourne, just a few weeks ago.
Not an amazing photo, but it was a fun gig.
November 11, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Sure, I’ll post a concert photo.
They Might be Giants at The Forum in Melbourne, just a few weeks ago.
Not an amazing photo, but it was a fun gig.
They Might be Giants at The Forum in Melbourne, just a few weeks ago.
Not an amazing photo, but it was a fun gig.