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Exterior Illumination Expert, Dane 🪐
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chaotic verstop happy go lucky himbo-brained genius (aka running orange cat software on voided hardware 🥴😂)
#PalestinianLivesMatter #TransLivesMatter
#BlackLivesMatter #SaySomething
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when your HOA can't agree on warm vs. cold white twinkle lights
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
come on 3.5% Chicago!
Another month of US transit data is just in, & DC's WMATA remains the fastest-growing major US transit agency, with ridership up 10% compared to last year!

King County Metro (Seattle, +7%) & SEPTA (Philly, +5.3%) have performed well, while LA Metro & NJTransit have lost riders🧵
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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ICE is still out here, terrorizing Chicagoans.
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
eating my kale and shredded chicken salad.

why? because bodies are made in the winter in the kitchen. and I'm hungry and I have a body
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Riding the bus a few stops to get lunch when i’m wfh because it’s cold and I want a little treat.

This is the type of luxury living a CTA monthly pass enables
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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No, I do not excel at dirty talk. Just FYI.
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Chicagoans are paying about $40 apiece just for lawsuits tied to disgraced former cop Reynaldo Guevara Jr.

So far this year, the city is on the hook for some $285M in police misconduct settlements—roughly $100 per resident
really good comparison here. can someone calculate what Chicago residents are paying for CPD settlements?
Kansas City residents are paying out the equivalent of $50 each for Kansas City Police settlements just for comparisons.
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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This is exactly what churches should be doing, calling out injustice.

📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Hey can I put my warner bros into your netflix
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I prefer cold coffee in winter and hot coffee in summer so that the people that see me drinking my coffee know that I think I am both better and stronger than they are
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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We have to demand 8th Amendment Absolutism and we have to hold our politicians accountable for it. Basically every sworn-in federal official is in ongoing violation of their oath of office because they simply do not give a damn about systemic cruelty in incarceration.
Torture is a feature of life in thousands of US jails and prisons. It’s often blamed on “guards,” but someone had to design this contraption, build it, plan its use, and run it up the chain of command. Judges and lawyers had to create a legal regime where this stuff pervades for decades.
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
dude is in ltrs with two women and calls himself geographically monogamous.
The CEO of Palantir.
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
that they brightened the dark scenes really brought us all back to rewatch the first 2 episodes again
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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The coyotes are out and about in Clark Park this evening.
December 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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if you bake a lot, now’s a great time of year to stock up on butter that’s usually on sale this time of year and freeze it all (mine was 2.99 rn) #bgbtips
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
oh he's trying to pull off a Mamdani
this is an all-time terrible fit
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:

"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Reject modernity, embrace tradition.
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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In honor of World AIDS Day, I'd like to share a story that breaks my heart whenever I tell it. Please read it. It's the story of David Carroll.
December 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Like…horny content can be art. We don’t have to pick a lane.
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
build it, pilot it, codify it, expand it. love this. proud to be a Cook County resident today
For the first time a U.S. county is making their guaranteed income program permanent.

The Cook County Board of Commissioners has unanimously approved $7.5 million to continue its guaranteed income program.

Each month over 3,000 households will get an unconditional $500.
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Love Chicago or fuck off.
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
comparing hegseth (an alcoholic obsessed with power and his image) with Ike is disgraceful.

also see how he floated a trial balloon (reframing it from drug overdoses to poisonings).
Sen. Roger Marshall defends Hegseth: "Look, we're losing 200 Americans every day to drug poisoning from these drug lords. This is a war. And it's ugly. War is never pretty ... that strike probably saved thousands of American lives."
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
he's 24!? rotted racist/misogynistic brain
The answer is, a Kansas Republican with racist, antisemitic views joined a group chat
How a Kansas Republican Became Part of a Racist, Antisemitic Group Chat
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Spotify wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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wow it’s really fucking cold
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM