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Exterior Illumination Expert, Dane 🪐
@daneuntamed.bsky.social
chaotic verstop happy go lucky himbo-brained genius (aka running orange cat software on voided hardware 🥴😂)
#PalestinianLivesMatter #TransLivesMatter
#BlackLivesMatter #SaySomething
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Chicago got 6" last night.
and the hot ginger got more
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Ambivert but it’s the worst of both sides
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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DAY ON RAMPAGE
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I'm angry that there's not a Whataburger in Chicago. we really need that because I want a double bacon jalapeno cheeseburger at this very moment and no one is giving me what I want
December 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
dane stop stooping to the depths you're plumbing tonight. a married and an unavailable, 🤣🤣 do better you got this
December 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I met the very hot & sweet @viennabeef.social today!
December 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
this looks like the work of @lerrrgan.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
good luck to all my mutuals running the Santa Speedo Run!!
December 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
my question about all of these cost explosions with RLE, State/Lake loop station rebuild is why are these contracts not fixed fee?

like if we're putting out an RFP for a budget and you can't meet it, maybe you're not the right vendor to engage.
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Or. I definitely pick or.
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Planned work affecting boarding at Addison station is cancelled. 🟥 Red Line trains will operate normally between Belmont and Wilson.
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
when your HOA can't agree on warm vs. cold white twinkle lights
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
come on 3.5% Chicago!
Another month of US transit data is just in, & DC's WMATA remains the fastest-growing major US transit agency, with ridership up 10% compared to last year!

King County Metro (Seattle, +7%) & SEPTA (Philly, +5.3%) have performed well, while LA Metro & NJTransit have lost riders🧵
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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ICE is still out here, terrorizing Chicagoans.
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
eating my kale and shredded chicken salad.

why? because bodies are made in the winter in the kitchen. and I'm hungry and I have a body
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Riding the bus a few stops to get lunch when i’m wfh because it’s cold and I want a little treat.

This is the type of luxury living a CTA monthly pass enables
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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No, I do not excel at dirty talk. Just FYI.
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Chicagoans are paying about $40 apiece just for lawsuits tied to disgraced former cop Reynaldo Guevara Jr.

So far this year, the city is on the hook for some $285M in police misconduct settlements—roughly $100 per resident
really good comparison here. can someone calculate what Chicago residents are paying for CPD settlements?
Kansas City residents are paying out the equivalent of $50 each for Kansas City Police settlements just for comparisons.
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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This is exactly what churches should be doing, calling out injustice.

📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Hey can I put my warner bros into your netflix
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I prefer cold coffee in winter and hot coffee in summer so that the people that see me drinking my coffee know that I think I am both better and stronger than they are
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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We have to demand 8th Amendment Absolutism and we have to hold our politicians accountable for it. Basically every sworn-in federal official is in ongoing violation of their oath of office because they simply do not give a damn about systemic cruelty in incarceration.
Torture is a feature of life in thousands of US jails and prisons. It’s often blamed on “guards,” but someone had to design this contraption, build it, plan its use, and run it up the chain of command. Judges and lawyers had to create a legal regime where this stuff pervades for decades.
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
dude is in ltrs with two women and calls himself geographically monogamous.
The CEO of Palantir.
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
that they brightened the dark scenes really brought us all back to rewatch the first 2 episodes again
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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The coyotes are out and about in Clark Park this evening.
December 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM