DaFuryPuri
@dafurypuri.bsky.social
How do I get this job?? ❤️
This brightened my day amidst the world’s gloom and doom. It brings me pure joy.
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
How do I get this job?? ❤️
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A reminder - last March, republicans promised to restore $1.1B in funding to DC in exchange for funding the government, and Mike Johnson never took it up in the House.
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
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November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
A reminder - last March, republicans promised to restore $1.1B in funding to DC in exchange for funding the government, and Mike Johnson never took it up in the House.
@randball.bsky.social - you had a Daily Delivery about this very thing a few weeks ago, about replay in baseball on balls and strikes taking away the instant celebration
A big belated thank you to home ump Jordan Baker for making the right call on force at plate. Had he ruled safe, the stadium explodes with fireworks/confetti and Jays players go crazy … and 5 mins later, the call gets reversed! How do you restart after championship celebration?
November 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
@randball.bsky.social - you had a Daily Delivery about this very thing a few weeks ago, about replay in baseball on balls and strikes taking away the instant celebration
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For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves
2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros
2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers
2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers
Realized that the MN mens professional sports curse is related to the Halloween Blizzard of 1991 that happened just 4 days after the Twins won the World Series - the last mens pro championship in this town.
Darn you, Mother Nature!
Darn you, Mother Nature!
October 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Realized that the MN mens professional sports curse is related to the Halloween Blizzard of 1991 that happened just 4 days after the Twins won the World Series - the last mens pro championship in this town.
Darn you, Mother Nature!
Darn you, Mother Nature!
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Ohtani is so scorchingly red-hot right now that if he came up with the bases loaded in the bottom of the 9th in a tie game, you still have to consider giving him the intentional walk, just for safety
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Ohtani is so scorchingly red-hot right now that if he came up with the bases loaded in the bottom of the 9th in a tie game, you still have to consider giving him the intentional walk, just for safety
I have way more followers than I should. If you are a real person following me - tell me why? Else I’ll move to block randoms here over the next week.
October 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I have way more followers than I should. If you are a real person following me - tell me why? Else I’ll move to block randoms here over the next week.
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Here is a piece I wrote for the Kansas City Star.
I’d love for you to read it and share it.
www.kansascity.com/opinion/read...
I’d love for you to read it and share it.
www.kansascity.com/opinion/read...
Young Republican group chat shows JD Vance’s double standard on ‘kids’ | Opinion
To the vice president, men — like the one who worked for Kansas AG Kris Kobach — are men until they do something stupid. Women are women from conception. A new guest commentary from Jess Piper:
www.kansascity.com
October 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Here is a piece I wrote for the Kansas City Star.
I’d love for you to read it and share it.
www.kansascity.com/opinion/read...
I’d love for you to read it and share it.
www.kansascity.com/opinion/read...
As excited as I am for Toronto…just heartbroken for Seattle.
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
As excited as I am for Toronto…just heartbroken for Seattle.
Will this pitching change cost the Mariners a trip to the World Series? Is this Grady Little territory? (Look it up kids)
October 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Will this pitching change cost the Mariners a trip to the World Series? Is this Grady Little territory? (Look it up kids)
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Cheryl Reeve RIPPED the refs as expected:
"This is the look that our league wants for some reason. For the leadership to deem those 3 people, semifinals playoff worthy is fucking malpractice"
"This is the look that our league wants for some reason. For the leadership to deem those 3 people, semifinals playoff worthy is fucking malpractice"
September 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Cheryl Reeve RIPPED the refs as expected:
"This is the look that our league wants for some reason. For the leadership to deem those 3 people, semifinals playoff worthy is fucking malpractice"
"This is the look that our league wants for some reason. For the leadership to deem those 3 people, semifinals playoff worthy is fucking malpractice"
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SPACEBALLS THE TABLE READ! It’s hard to believe we’re making another Spaceballs. It’s harder to believe Mel Brooks picked us to write it. So grateful to be working with this amazing cast and crew. This is beyond my wildest dreams. It probably goes without saying, but MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!
September 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
SPACEBALLS THE TABLE READ! It’s hard to believe we’re making another Spaceballs. It’s harder to believe Mel Brooks picked us to write it. So grateful to be working with this amazing cast and crew. This is beyond my wildest dreams. It probably goes without saying, but MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!
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Here are my top 10 dog sneezes!
September 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Here are my top 10 dog sneezes!
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I love the Winter Olympics let’s all get frostbite and fall down a mountain
September 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I love the Winter Olympics let’s all get frostbite and fall down a mountain
Going to Twins game this afternoon as someone broke into my car and left the tickets on the dash.
Anyone else going?
Anyone else going?
September 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Going to Twins game this afternoon as someone broke into my car and left the tickets on the dash.
Anyone else going?
Anyone else going?
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This dog led an officer to his leash while being rescued from his burning home. 14/10 for all (IG: aurorapoliceil)
September 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This dog led an officer to his leash while being rescued from his burning home. 14/10 for all (IG: aurorapoliceil)
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This is Finny. He doesn’t go chasing waterfalls. He carefully studies their timing and arrives in advance. 14/10 very impressive (TT: jordancain70)
September 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This is Finny. He doesn’t go chasing waterfalls. He carefully studies their timing and arrives in advance. 14/10 very impressive (TT: jordancain70)
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
My PTO balance right now is 69.69 #BryanAdams
August 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My PTO balance right now is 69.69 #BryanAdams
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Sharing this again with all of you, as I did with another reporter today asking for my thoughts on electric vehicles.
THREAD: I’m going to share this thread here to clearly state my perspective on electric vehicles, car dependency and better cities, for all those who frequently ask me about it, including media, elected leaders and many others. Here goes. Please share it frequently if you think it will help. 🧵#EVS
August 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Sharing this again with all of you, as I did with another reporter today asking for my thoughts on electric vehicles.
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The Phanatic is a real son of a bitch.
July 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The Phanatic is a real son of a bitch.
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Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
June 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
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Bike Stolen: Tern HSD S8i e-bike stolen from out front of Blaisdell YMCA between 9:50-11:30am (during yoga class) They cut the chain lock and back wheel lock. Police report filed, hopefully this act was caught on Y’s surveillance camera.
Any and all help appreciated.
Any and all help appreciated.
June 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Bike Stolen: Tern HSD S8i e-bike stolen from out front of Blaisdell YMCA between 9:50-11:30am (during yoga class) They cut the chain lock and back wheel lock. Police report filed, hopefully this act was caught on Y’s surveillance camera.
Any and all help appreciated.
Any and all help appreciated.
You and your partner / spouse are traveling overseas with two check in suitcases total. Do you -
A. Pack individual suitcases (all stuff for one person in one bag)
-or-
B. Mix and match across both suitcases?
Why? Does it vary based on destination or event?
A. Pack individual suitcases (all stuff for one person in one bag)
-or-
B. Mix and match across both suitcases?
Why? Does it vary based on destination or event?
June 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
You and your partner / spouse are traveling overseas with two check in suitcases total. Do you -
A. Pack individual suitcases (all stuff for one person in one bag)
-or-
B. Mix and match across both suitcases?
Why? Does it vary based on destination or event?
A. Pack individual suitcases (all stuff for one person in one bag)
-or-
B. Mix and match across both suitcases?
Why? Does it vary based on destination or event?