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Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · Jan 24

Am a millennial, own my own home, and STILL had avocado toast for breakfast 🥑

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Facts

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You just ran headlong into WASP-guilt. Pay us no heed

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That, and Episcopalians on Facebook is a horrible place. All of our worst traits and habits in concentrated form

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Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 12h

The bishop of Rome being a baseball fan is kind of fun, but him being a White Sox fan is proof that papal infallibility is a false doctrine

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 17h

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 1d

Two things.
1. Middle Tennessee State did not win the 2001 Sun Belt Conference football championship.
2. In 1995 Joey Rinker smeared ketchup on my pants as we walked past each other in between classes. Fuck that guy.

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 1d

What meaningless thing/experience are you still mad about? Like it should not matter at all, DOES not matter at all. But you’re still MAD.

And how long has it been?

I bought some bagels at Hy-Vee four years ago. So bad. Too big. Hard. Bland. WORTHLESS.

I’m still FURIOUS.

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Mike Rugnetta @mikerugnetta.com · 2d

sorry to be a basic millennial but cmon

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 3d

God's judgment on our nation might just come in the form of the World Series champions Toronto Blue Jays

Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 3d

Rooting for the Toronto Blue Jays in the #ALCS is the most patriotic thing that American dissidents can do

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Jake Meyers Fan Club Member @delraz09.bsky.social · 3d

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Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 3d

It would make me so happy for George to get a second ring

Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 3d

SPRINGER DINGER!!!!!

Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 3d

This Vladimir Guerrero father/son feature on the #MLB pregame is making it sound like Vladdy Sr died. I had to double check to make sure

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It might not help you read Lucretius, but you will know how to say the parrot is angry and/or drunk

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Conrad 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸✝️📿 @conradelliot.bsky.social · Jun 13

From All Saints Episcopal Church in San Francisco 🕯

A church sign that says:
Marines, ICE agents, Nat'l Guard, Riot Police
My brothers & sisters in Christ or in conscience-
Their orders are immoral.
It is not too late to save your souls.
- Take off your masks
- Lay down your weapons
- Remove your armor
- Repent & return home

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Bryan Ward @bryaneward.bsky.social · 4d

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Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 5d

And in extremely North Texas fashion, the team completely crapped the bed in a game that matters

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 5d

Official attendance in Denton is 31,386.

A North Texas Mean Green record!

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Mike Williams @redmcwilliams.bsky.social · 5d

DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE MEAN GREEN

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Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 5d

Sides would have been 100% justified in just punching him

Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 5d

I will hate South Florida forever for that one

Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 5d

There’s lots of time, etc

a woman is crying while holding a cup of ice cream and a spoon .

Alt: a woman is crying while holding a cup of ice cream and a spoon .

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Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 5d

Am ded

victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 5d

Crash Bang Wallop Game of the Year currently going down in denton

Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 5d

And another apparently

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Just wanted to give the defense an extra solo before the half

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Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t think Drew Mestemaker actually knows how to slide #GMG

Chris thinks war is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 5d

The weirder the better

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 5d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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