Fred Smith
@coyotefred.bsky.social
Was "Coyotegoth" on Twitter; got scooped on that name here. Yes, "Fred Smith" is my real name. he/him/biped Yeeting racists into the sun since 1968.
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Finally read “Black Kiss,” Howard Chaykin’s hard-to-find noir porno, which I had only seen as an issue here and an issue there in back issue bins. There’s a lot of good stuff in it and a lot of stuff that’s incredibly goofy but I’m really grateful to Image for reprinting the whole thing finally.
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Finally read “Black Kiss,” Howard Chaykin’s hard-to-find noir porno, which I had only seen as an issue here and an issue there in back issue bins. There’s a lot of good stuff in it and a lot of stuff that’s incredibly goofy but I’m really grateful to Image for reprinting the whole thing finally.
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Organizing my collection and found the rare Alan Moore work that hasn’t been made into a terrible movie against his wishes
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Organizing my collection and found the rare Alan Moore work that hasn’t been made into a terrible movie against his wishes
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Nazi shit. Right here. Right now.
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Nazi shit. Right here. Right now.
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
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excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
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This so obviously violates the constitution that I feel like taking it up can only mean bad things.
Overturning birthright citizenship will create stateless people pretty much immediately. After that, it will be a path for yanking away citizenship of non-white people and any and all dissidents.
Overturning birthright citizenship will create stateless people pretty much immediately. After that, it will be a path for yanking away citizenship of non-white people and any and all dissidents.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court will decide whether President Trump's birthright citizenship order violates the Constitution.
The Supreme Court will decide whether Trump's birthright citizenship order violates the Constitution
The Supreme Court has agreed to take up the constitutionality of President Donald Trump’s order on birthright citizenship.
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December 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This so obviously violates the constitution that I feel like taking it up can only mean bad things.
Overturning birthright citizenship will create stateless people pretty much immediately. After that, it will be a path for yanking away citizenship of non-white people and any and all dissidents.
Overturning birthright citizenship will create stateless people pretty much immediately. After that, it will be a path for yanking away citizenship of non-white people and any and all dissidents.
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Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
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When I have food that starts looking like this, I throw it out.
I suggest the United States does the same.
I suggest the United States does the same.
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
When I have food that starts looking like this, I throw it out.
I suggest the United States does the same.
I suggest the United States does the same.
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I don't think the Justices understand the extent to which they are playing with fire. The more they do this, the more District Courts will engage in open disrespect of the Supreme Court, because what other response is there to open disrespect directed at them? That's bad for the Judiciary, period.
December 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I don't think the Justices understand the extent to which they are playing with fire. The more they do this, the more District Courts will engage in open disrespect of the Supreme Court, because what other response is there to open disrespect directed at them? That's bad for the Judiciary, period.
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Agree with this thread. Worth reading in full.
25 years ago John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, and AC Barrett all worked on GWBush's 2000 Florida recount team. What they're doing now is, if anything, more nakedly partisan.
Fire-breathing dissent by Kagan, with Sotomayor and Jackson.
25 years ago John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, and AC Barrett all worked on GWBush's 2000 Florida recount team. What they're doing now is, if anything, more nakedly partisan.
Fire-breathing dissent by Kagan, with Sotomayor and Jackson.
They're not even trying to appear nonpartisan anymore.
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Agree with this thread. Worth reading in full.
25 years ago John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, and AC Barrett all worked on GWBush's 2000 Florida recount team. What they're doing now is, if anything, more nakedly partisan.
Fire-breathing dissent by Kagan, with Sotomayor and Jackson.
25 years ago John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, and AC Barrett all worked on GWBush's 2000 Florida recount team. What they're doing now is, if anything, more nakedly partisan.
Fire-breathing dissent by Kagan, with Sotomayor and Jackson.
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Be the light you want to see in the world 🔥
October 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Be the light you want to see in the world 🔥
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Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it: and Scrooge’s name was good upon ’Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was dead.
December 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it: and Scrooge’s name was good upon ’Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was dead.
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All I needed to do was add an apostrophe to make this honest.
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
All I needed to do was add an apostrophe to make this honest.
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This. The second you say even the smallest, most specific group of people shouldn’t exist, you open the door wide open to people who want to exterminate everyone who doesn’t look like them.
Making life bearable for people with disabilities should be the norm. It shouldn’t be controversial.
Making life bearable for people with disabilities should be the norm. It shouldn’t be controversial.
And there has never been any need to defend eugenics.
NEVER.
There are ZERO ethical, moral, philosophical or scientific justifications for eugenics.
You cannot have just a smidge of "nice" eugenics.
NEVER.
There are ZERO ethical, moral, philosophical or scientific justifications for eugenics.
You cannot have just a smidge of "nice" eugenics.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This. The second you say even the smallest, most specific group of people shouldn’t exist, you open the door wide open to people who want to exterminate everyone who doesn’t look like them.
Making life bearable for people with disabilities should be the norm. It shouldn’t be controversial.
Making life bearable for people with disabilities should be the norm. It shouldn’t be controversial.
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It’s now 15(!) years old, but the contrast between a crash in a ‘59 vs 2009 Chevy is still mindblowing: in the ‘59, you die 3 different ways, in the 2009, you have…
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a broken left ankle
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a broken left ankle
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It’s now 15(!) years old, but the contrast between a crash in a ‘59 vs 2009 Chevy is still mindblowing: in the ‘59, you die 3 different ways, in the 2009, you have…
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a broken left ankle
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a broken left ankle
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Call me Garlic! I am an amateur, late blooming artist (32) and I am going to make a comic!!!! I have absolutely no experience!!!! It's scary, it's fun and I have no idea what I am doing!!!
I haven't even scripted anything, I am just playing it by ear and working with a lot of ideas I have had.
I haven't even scripted anything, I am just playing it by ear and working with a lot of ideas I have had.
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Call me Garlic! I am an amateur, late blooming artist (32) and I am going to make a comic!!!! I have absolutely no experience!!!! It's scary, it's fun and I have no idea what I am doing!!!
I haven't even scripted anything, I am just playing it by ear and working with a lot of ideas I have had.
I haven't even scripted anything, I am just playing it by ear and working with a lot of ideas I have had.
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This is new FDA CDER Director with a father who believes his son was killed by COVID vaccine. She is in front of FDA sign and smiling while pointing to his vest which has Pfizer's logo and a bloody handprint on it.
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This is new FDA CDER Director with a father who believes his son was killed by COVID vaccine. She is in front of FDA sign and smiling while pointing to his vest which has Pfizer's logo and a bloody handprint on it.
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"These people are garbage."
—Donald Trump, while being garbage.
“They took billions of dollars.”
—Donald Trump, while taking billions of dollars.
"They accomplish nothing."
—Donald Trump, while accomplishing nothing.
"All they do is complain."
—Donald Trump, while complaining.
#Projection
—Donald Trump, while being garbage.
“They took billions of dollars.”
—Donald Trump, while taking billions of dollars.
"They accomplish nothing."
—Donald Trump, while accomplishing nothing.
"All they do is complain."
—Donald Trump, while complaining.
#Projection
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"These people are garbage."
—Donald Trump, while being garbage.
“They took billions of dollars.”
—Donald Trump, while taking billions of dollars.
"They accomplish nothing."
—Donald Trump, while accomplishing nothing.
"All they do is complain."
—Donald Trump, while complaining.
#Projection
—Donald Trump, while being garbage.
“They took billions of dollars.”
—Donald Trump, while taking billions of dollars.
"They accomplish nothing."
—Donald Trump, while accomplishing nothing.
"All they do is complain."
—Donald Trump, while complaining.
#Projection
Someone who should have known better mentioned the possibility of an Outlander filk, hence this, source melody obvious:
ra, ra, och och och-
I'm the sassenach
you're the Laird of Lallybroch
want your plaid romance (1)
ra, ra, och och och-
I'm the sassenach
you're the Laird of Lallybroch
want your plaid romance (1)
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Someone who should have known better mentioned the possibility of an Outlander filk, hence this, source melody obvious:
ra, ra, och och och-
I'm the sassenach
you're the Laird of Lallybroch
want your plaid romance (1)
ra, ra, och och och-
I'm the sassenach
you're the Laird of Lallybroch
want your plaid romance (1)
WHAMAGEDDON BEGINS- for the next 12 hours, all crimes, even murder, are leg--- oops, wrong page. With your shields or on them, Whamsters!
December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
WHAMAGEDDON BEGINS- for the next 12 hours, all crimes, even murder, are leg--- oops, wrong page. With your shields or on them, Whamsters!
If he were my boss I, too, would become paralyzed by fear.
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
If he were my boss I, too, would become paralyzed by fear.
I've just belatedly started- and am already enraptured by- this show; there's a moment in the first episode where the interviewer says, "It's not an interview, it's a fever dream," which makes me think the showrunner may be familiar with GRRM's pre-GAME OF THRONES output.
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I've just belatedly started- and am already enraptured by- this show; there's a moment in the first episode where the interviewer says, "It's not an interview, it's a fever dream," which makes me think the showrunner may be familiar with GRRM's pre-GAME OF THRONES output.
Considering how asleep at the wheel the Dems are, this decade will probably remembered as the Snoring Twenties.
So many visions of the future are already proven false. We didn't have Star Trek's Eugenics Wars in the 1990s. No flying cars in 2015 — sorry, Back to the Future.
In my latest newsletter, I explain why it's good for future visions to come with an expiration date.
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In my latest newsletter, I explain why it's good for future visions to come with an expiration date.
buttondown.com/charliejane/...
Visions of the Future Should Come With an Expiration Date
Before I launch into a shortish rant, I ought to mention that my novel Lessons in Magic and Disaster makes a wonderful holiday gift for your loved ones....
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November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Considering how asleep at the wheel the Dems are, this decade will probably remembered as the Snoring Twenties.