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@coolhandkas.bsky.social

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · Jul 5

nice argument, too bad I have already depicted you as the lowly, pathetic Vagabond Joker and myself as the cool, popular Stuntman Joker

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c🎃rey @prole-lite.bsky.social · 2h

we just wanted a train from Quebec City to Toronto

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 9h

every time I start flying too close to the sun I remember how fast and loose bluesky likes to play with that "Rude" shadowban and shut myself down pretty quick

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 9h

I actually do my best work at the last minute

[I do all of my work at the last minute 😒]

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 9h

it's ok though at least I didn't jam a bunch of important stuff into one day tomorrow

wait

ugh

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 9h

spaced out so hard tn I forgot I'm on the clopen and I gotta be up in like six hours, frick my frickin life

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 10h

it's actually okay to make jabs about personal appearance if the person is ontologically evil

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 10h

You're a cool cat, Jeff. This is definitely one of those times where I hope I'm wrong and just being pessimistic. I yearn for an ndp government again so badly 😔

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 10h

sorry, that wasn't diplomatic. I just think it's more likely he would start his own milquetoast centrist party based on the support based for his Forever Canada project. Also though I just think taking half a million people's personal data for vague purposes is stinky as hell.

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 10h

lol k

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 10h

son of a BITCH

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 10h

thanks dawg, it's the worst 😒 not gonna leave though, they're the ones who suck they can leave

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 10h

sorry for being perpetually salty on main about living in Alberta 😒

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mean & evil @tape.bsky.social · 1d

insurance companies: oh u want "therapy" because ur "depressed"? how about u kill yourself right now to prove ur serious

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 11h

We're twice as smart as the people of Saskatchewan. Just give us your idea and we'll vote for it.

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 11h

you know, a man with 450,000 sets of personal data is kind of like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 11h

when this dude splits the next provincial vote I'm holding each single one of you 450,000 gullible motherfuckers accountable. You guys would absolutely be swayed by the monorail guy.

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 11h

when this dude splits the next provincial vote I'm holding each single one of you 450,000 gullible motherfuckers accountable. You guys would absolutely be swayed by the monorail guy.

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Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 11h

Me, showing this to my family and then still being told that I'm wrong 🥲 like you guys are the government workers, good luck, enjoy your funeral

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 11h

why did he need the van?? WHY DID HE NEED THE VAN

Mommy Spiderlegs 🕷️ @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 11h

I hate saying I told you so, but actually just kidding lmao I love saying that. I told you fuckers for real

jim storrie @jimstr.bsky.social · 14h

my condolences to everyone who spent their summer volunteering to help Thomas Lukaszuk resurrect his political career. including the people who sent me furious emails and unsubbed when I warned of this weeks ago