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Join Posts.docx, the nothing app
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1l704FtF-7_OQSKiFrw_GIPwMwLtoGvAu/edit?usp=drivesdk&ouid=111211770282405088388&rtpof=true&sd=true
Join Posts.docx, the nothing app
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1l704FtF-7_OQSKiFrw_GIPwMwLtoGvAu/edit?usp=drivesdk&ouid=111211770282405088388&rtpof=true&sd=true
okay I think I'm finally ready to crawl out of my hole and participate in #ArtAdventCalendar
Day 11, sunflower kewpie made in procreate
Day 11, sunflower kewpie made in procreate
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
okay I think I'm finally ready to crawl out of my hole and participate in #ArtAdventCalendar
Day 11, sunflower kewpie made in procreate
Day 11, sunflower kewpie made in procreate
me, a month ago when my therapist suggested I download a goal tracking app: wow this is fuckin lame, what am I 12 years old
me, now: this goal app bird is my FRIEND and they are IMPORTANT and together we can get it DONE
me, now: this goal app bird is my FRIEND and they are IMPORTANT and together we can get it DONE
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
me, a month ago when my therapist suggested I download a goal tracking app: wow this is fuckin lame, what am I 12 years old
me, now: this goal app bird is my FRIEND and they are IMPORTANT and together we can get it DONE
me, now: this goal app bird is my FRIEND and they are IMPORTANT and together we can get it DONE
went to go pull off this old dead leaf sheath from my Amazon Spirit philodendron only to find an aerial root that has just grown up and into the sheath ☠️ this is absolutely a first for me
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
went to go pull off this old dead leaf sheath from my Amazon Spirit philodendron only to find an aerial root that has just grown up and into the sheath ☠️ this is absolutely a first for me
pedophiles fucking love baby powder smell, look at this old ad for Love's Baby Soft
whole thing fucking sucks because I've always been a fan of Baby Soft 😒
whole thing fucking sucks because I've always been a fan of Baby Soft 😒
December 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
pedophiles fucking love baby powder smell, look at this old ad for Love's Baby Soft
whole thing fucking sucks because I've always been a fan of Baby Soft 😒
whole thing fucking sucks because I've always been a fan of Baby Soft 😒
"HAMBURGER HELPER IS JUST THE NAME OF THE NOODLES AND SEASONING INGREDIENTS, SO THE ACTUAL DISH ITSELF WOULD BE CALLED HELPED HAMBURGER OR HAMBURGER WHICH HAS BEEN HELPED"
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"HAMBURGER HELPER IS JUST THE NAME OF THE NOODLES AND SEASONING INGREDIENTS, SO THE ACTUAL DISH ITSELF WOULD BE CALLED HELPED HAMBURGER OR HAMBURGER WHICH HAS BEEN HELPED"
thinking about her again 😒
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
thinking about her again 😒
Holiday earring time begins today bby
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Holiday earring time begins today bby
I haven't been taking many but here is a test plate of macadamias
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I haven't been taking many but here is a test plate of macadamias
I'm about to head out, I'm not shoveling
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I'm about to head out, I'm not shoveling
finally signed up for the work employee networking site after all these years and uhhhh apparently you can shitpost on it? Like damn corporate that's literally all you had to say
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
finally signed up for the work employee networking site after all these years and uhhhh apparently you can shitpost on it? Like damn corporate that's literally all you had to say
getting home after a particularly stressful day to find that Mark dumped the literal year's worth of moisturizer that I made on the weekend and put in a glasslock in the fridge
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
getting home after a particularly stressful day to find that Mark dumped the literal year's worth of moisturizer that I made on the weekend and put in a glasslock in the fridge
Tried the prime rib, also forgot to take a pic, so busy living in the buffet moment. On my ice cream grind now
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Tried the prime rib, also forgot to take a pic, so busy living in the buffet moment. On my ice cream grind now
Grabbed a fat plate of everything and immediately went HAM on it before taking a pic. Now I'm on a lil noodle and ginger beef/deep fried crab intermission
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Grabbed a fat plate of everything and immediately went HAM on it before taking a pic. Now I'm on a lil noodle and ginger beef/deep fried crab intermission
starting off simple
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
starting off simple
Thai con with clinical depression for $20? yea man sure why not
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Thai con with clinical depression for $20? yea man sure why not
I have messed around with a lot of different options and my favorite houseplant light is this $6 bulb from Canadian Tire, you can throw it in just about any desk or floor lamp. Plus the light is warm, none of that harsh fluorescent feeling bullshit
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I have messed around with a lot of different options and my favorite houseplant light is this $6 bulb from Canadian Tire, you can throw it in just about any desk or floor lamp. Plus the light is warm, none of that harsh fluorescent feeling bullshit
I cannot resist a sad philodendron 🙄
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I cannot resist a sad philodendron 🙄
