Mommy Shortbread🎁
@coolhandkas.bsky.social
she/her
Join Posts.docx, the nothing app
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1l704FtF-7_OQSKiFrw_GIPwMwLtoGvAu/edit?usp=drivesdk&ouid=111211770282405088388&rtpof=true&sd=true
Join Posts.docx, the nothing app
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1l704FtF-7_OQSKiFrw_GIPwMwLtoGvAu/edit?usp=drivesdk&ouid=111211770282405088388&rtpof=true&sd=true
Damn 😒 congrats on the 7 years tho
December 11, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Damn 😒 congrats on the 7 years tho
NOOOOO COREL GALLERY CLIPART WHAT IS YOU DOINGGGGG
December 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
NOOOOO COREL GALLERY CLIPART WHAT IS YOU DOINGGGGG
You're so thoughtful, thank you so much Gregg!
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
You're so thoughtful, thank you so much Gregg!
Reposted by Mommy Shortbread🎁
If you see this guy, hide your grandmas, kids.
December 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
If you see this guy, hide your grandmas, kids.
lemme tell you all I said this to Mark and he fucking HATED it lmao his reaction was so visceral
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
lemme tell you all I said this to Mark and he fucking HATED it lmao his reaction was so visceral
mystery solved
December 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
mystery solved
Seth is from Oregon if I'm not mistaken, that should explain quite a bit
December 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Seth is from Oregon if I'm not mistaken, that should explain quite a bit
Oh damn yeah I definitely misunderstood the assignment 😒 I hella do not live in Illinois
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Oh damn yeah I definitely misunderstood the assignment 😒 I hella do not live in Illinois
hairy armpits af
December 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
hairy armpits af
I wish, I am over three and still having some crazy wine dreams
December 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I wish, I am over three and still having some crazy wine dreams
son of a bitch
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
son of a bitch
The best jokes are always the ones we make for ourselves 🥰
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The best jokes are always the ones we make for ourselves 🥰
It's so bizarre, I had to double check it wasn't a dead stem or anything. Now I'm just waiting for the sheath to fully die off so I can release the root
December 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
It's so bizarre, I had to double check it wasn't a dead stem or anything. Now I'm just waiting for the sheath to fully die off so I can release the root
pit gang rise upppp
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
pit gang rise upppp