Eli
@constantalmonds.bsky.social
Yeehaw queer. Words, weights, and wonder.
They/them
They/them
having a body is fucking stupid, wym i have to figure out how to pose this meat suit in a way that’s attractive to people
October 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
having a body is fucking stupid, wym i have to figure out how to pose this meat suit in a way that’s attractive to people
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your openness as a cis guy about enjoying “bottom-coded” things (thongs, having your ass eaten) helps me a lot as a ftm top with not feeling dysphoric about liking some of those things as well. thank you for that.
September 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
your openness as a cis guy about enjoying “bottom-coded” things (thongs, having your ass eaten) helps me a lot as a ftm top with not feeling dysphoric about liking some of those things as well. thank you for that.
why are *all* of the sentences so gd long
July 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
why are *all* of the sentences so gd long
I literally don’t know how to tell which of these are real and which are memed
May 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I literally don’t know how to tell which of these are real and which are memed
less than two weeks till I’m having my girl for breakfast and farmers’ market goodies for brunch 🥰
May 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
less than two weeks till I’m having my girl for breakfast and farmers’ market goodies for brunch 🥰
Real time audio of your lover without any of the anxiety about camera angles? Yes please.
May 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Real time audio of your lover without any of the anxiety about camera angles? Yes please.
Phone sex is so underrated tbh
May 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Phone sex is so underrated tbh
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"ban assault weapons" "guns mean small dick" and a bunch of similar shibboleths don't change the fundamental reality that if armed people want you dead and you don't have some way of opposing them you fucking die
April 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"ban assault weapons" "guns mean small dick" and a bunch of similar shibboleths don't change the fundamental reality that if armed people want you dead and you don't have some way of opposing them you fucking die
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In the wake of what Judge Dugan did (100% legal), now is a good time for everyone to know what she knows:
An immigration or administrative warrant is *not* a judicial warrant. You are not obliged to obey it. Indeed, you can let the person out the back door. docs.google.com/presentation...
An immigration or administrative warrant is *not* a judicial warrant. You are not obliged to obey it. Indeed, you can let the person out the back door. docs.google.com/presentation...
April 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
In the wake of what Judge Dugan did (100% legal), now is a good time for everyone to know what she knows:
An immigration or administrative warrant is *not* a judicial warrant. You are not obliged to obey it. Indeed, you can let the person out the back door. docs.google.com/presentation...
An immigration or administrative warrant is *not* a judicial warrant. You are not obliged to obey it. Indeed, you can let the person out the back door. docs.google.com/presentation...
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One of the wilder political things in recent history is that Project 2025 publicly released a 900 page document laying out their plans to roll back 100 years of human progress and then during the campaign Republicans just said "no we're not :)" and then they won and now they're doing it all.
April 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
One of the wilder political things in recent history is that Project 2025 publicly released a 900 page document laying out their plans to roll back 100 years of human progress and then during the campaign Republicans just said "no we're not :)" and then they won and now they're doing it all.
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oh hey welcome to your trial, blackshirts
Six men charged after forcibly removing woman from North Idaho town hall
The Coeur d'Alene City Attorney's Office has filed charges against six men involved in the forced removal of a woman at a Kootenai County town hall in February.
www.kivitv.com
April 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
oh hey welcome to your trial, blackshirts
Complaining that “Imposing the death penalty on an American citizen requires more legal process than deporting an illegal alien to their country of origin” is absolutely bone chilling.
April 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Complaining that “Imposing the death penalty on an American citizen requires more legal process than deporting an illegal alien to their country of origin” is absolutely bone chilling.
I have never known struggle like driving home thirsty at four am after several hours of group sex, and not being able to drink water because I had one hand on the wheel and my partner asleep holding the other
April 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I have never known struggle like driving home thirsty at four am after several hours of group sex, and not being able to drink water because I had one hand on the wheel and my partner asleep holding the other
He heard someone talking about the shower conversation in The Residence and thought it was real.
April 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
He heard someone talking about the shower conversation in The Residence and thought it was real.
It always blows my mind how much shit I can fit in my backpack when it takes a break from being my strap bag. Who’da thunk dicks and rope would take up so much space
April 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It always blows my mind how much shit I can fit in my backpack when it takes a break from being my strap bag. Who’da thunk dicks and rope would take up so much space
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Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
April 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements
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I am BEGGING people to frame this properly. The issue here is not one colossal blunder where a reporter got info. The issue is it’s clear these people are all routinely ignoring the most absolutely basic security protocols, and WE HAVE NO IDEA what breaches this has already enabled.
I am glad that Senators are grilling DNI Gabbard and CIA Director Ratcliffe today.
Today should be the start of a 4-year drum beat on Trump's team putting US troops in jeopardy by sharing operational war plans with a reporter before undertaking the operation.
Too much is not enough.
Today should be the start of a 4-year drum beat on Trump's team putting US troops in jeopardy by sharing operational war plans with a reporter before undertaking the operation.
Too much is not enough.
March 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I am BEGGING people to frame this properly. The issue here is not one colossal blunder where a reporter got info. The issue is it’s clear these people are all routinely ignoring the most absolutely basic security protocols, and WE HAVE NO IDEA what breaches this has already enabled.
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please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
March 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
Why is keeping shoes on such a common thing in gay porn? You’re telling me you took them off to take off your pants and then put them back on?
March 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Why is keeping shoes on such a common thing in gay porn? You’re telling me you took them off to take off your pants and then put them back on?
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I can (and do) explain the "law" behind Mahmoud Khalil's unlawful abduction and rendition to a for-profit concentration camp.
But if you're waiting for the law to stop this, you've got it wrong. Dictators always make their crimes "legal"
My latest in @thenation.com
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
But if you're waiting for the law to stop this, you've got it wrong. Dictators always make their crimes "legal"
My latest in @thenation.com
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
We Are Asking the Wrong Questions About Mahmoud Khalil’s Arrest
The only relevant question is not “How can the government do this?” It is “How can we who oppose this fascist regime?”
www.thenation.com
March 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I can (and do) explain the "law" behind Mahmoud Khalil's unlawful abduction and rendition to a for-profit concentration camp.
But if you're waiting for the law to stop this, you've got it wrong. Dictators always make their crimes "legal"
My latest in @thenation.com
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
But if you're waiting for the law to stop this, you've got it wrong. Dictators always make their crimes "legal"
My latest in @thenation.com
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
I think you styled this perfectly. It works very well.
March 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I think you styled this perfectly. It works very well.