Eli
constantalmonds.bsky.social
Eli
@constantalmonds.bsky.social
Yeehaw queer. Words, weights, and wonder.

They/them
your openness as a cis guy about enjoying “bottom-coded” things (thongs, having your ass eaten) helps me a lot as a ftm top with not feeling dysphoric about liking some of those things as well. thank you for that.
September 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
why are *all* of the sentences so gd long
July 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I literally don’t know how to tell which of these are real and which are memed
May 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Real time audio of your lover without any of the anxiety about camera angles? Yes please.
May 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Reposted by Eli
"ban assault weapons" "guns mean small dick" and a bunch of similar shibboleths don't change the fundamental reality that if armed people want you dead and you don't have some way of opposing them you fucking die
April 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Complaining that “Imposing the death penalty on an American citizen requires more legal process than deporting an illegal alien to their country of origin” is absolutely bone chilling.
April 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
He heard someone talking about the shower conversation in The Residence and thought it was real.
April 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
📌
March 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Never, ever
March 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Why is keeping shoes on such a common thing in gay porn? You’re telling me you took them off to take off your pants and then put them back on?
March 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I think you styled this perfectly. It works very well.
March 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM