Cotton the Conjurer
@conjurercotton.bsky.social
Level 44 Wizard, Maniacal Mystic, Dedicated Husbeast, Father of Minons, Adept Augurer, Alchemist & amateur Cryptozoologist.
Seeker of esoteric knowledge and wizard shitposting memes.
Seeker of esoteric knowledge and wizard shitposting memes.
Pinned
I am doomed to wander the Northern region of this land I believe is called Am-Erica.. specifically a coalition of feudal states the locals refer to colloquially as Oosa.
I shall endeavor to meet this leader, “Erica”, perhaps she can point the way back to my realm.
I shall endeavor to meet this leader, “Erica”, perhaps she can point the way back to my realm.
Enchanted a common tome to predict the future. It’s called the Al-Ma-Nac. The locals think it’s miraculous. I call it Wednesday.
#Wizard
#Wizardposting
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April 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Enchanted a common tome to predict the future. It’s called the Al-Ma-Nac. The locals think it’s miraculous. I call it Wednesday.
#Wizard
#Wizardposting
#Wizard
#Wizardposting
Throughout my travels across Oosa, I have heard many tales of questionable decisions made by this scrupulous Potentate - he would do well to seek counsel from a #wizard
#Wizardposting
#Wizardposting
Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
WASHINGTON—Claiming that preservation efforts had impeded U.S. seafood production for far too long, President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that he had opened up the nation’s aquariums to commercia...
theonion.com
April 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Throughout my travels across Oosa, I have heard many tales of questionable decisions made by this scrupulous Potentate - he would do well to seek counsel from a #wizard
#Wizardposting
#Wizardposting
But is it sturdy enough to burn Phoenix feathers or Lava Mephit hearts? Asking for a friend…
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#Wizard
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New Item: Cauldron 5" Cast iron w/ lid Triple Moon cast iron cauldron with a lid is the perfect size for all your burning needs. Stands at 5 inches high and is 4 1/2 inches wide. Ideal for rituals, incense burning #witchsky thewitchesbroomclosetshop.myshopify.com/products/cau...
April 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
But is it sturdy enough to burn Phoenix feathers or Lava Mephit hearts? Asking for a friend…
#Wizard
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#Wizard
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The Oosa folk still debate if I’m a #wizard or merely ‘eccentric.’ I say: conjure three moons in the sky then let them decide!
#Wizardposting
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April 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The Oosa folk still debate if I’m a #wizard or merely ‘eccentric.’ I say: conjure three moons in the sky then let them decide!
#Wizardposting
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Northern Oosa is littered with signs reading ‘No Trespassing.’ I assume they’re warding glyphs. Naturally, I ignored them. Wizards are immune to petty warnings… usually.
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February 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Northern Oosa is littered with signs reading ‘No Trespassing.’ I assume they’re warding glyphs. Naturally, I ignored them. Wizards are immune to petty warnings… usually.
#Wizard
#Wizardposting
#Wizard
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My minions requested a spell to banish laundry chores. Alas, I’m still working on it. For now, they must rely on the ancient magic of ‘Soap and Scrub.
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February 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My minions requested a spell to banish laundry chores. Alas, I’m still working on it. For now, they must rely on the ancient magic of ‘Soap and Scrub.
#Wizard
#Wizardposting
#Wizard
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Once again legal has advised me to inform you that I do in-fact have an ‘alibi’ for the last 160,000 years — and that I am in now way responsible for any apocalyptic death comet hurling towards your planet.
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Rare comet may be visible for first time in 160,000 years 🔭
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Rare comet may be visible for only time in 160,000 years
Comet C/2024 G3 could shine as bright as Venus due to its close proximity to the Sun.
www.bbc.com
January 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Once again legal has advised me to inform you that I do in-fact have an ‘alibi’ for the last 160,000 years — and that I am in now way responsible for any apocalyptic death comet hurling towards your planet.
#wizardposting
#wizardposting
A major change, transition or transformation… I like to call that “Tuesday” — Nice try Death, nice try.
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#Tarot
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#Tarot
January 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
A major change, transition or transformation… I like to call that “Tuesday” — Nice try Death, nice try.
#wizardposting
#Tarot
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#Tarot
I assure you (as my legal team has insisted) that I am in no way responsible for and therefore cannot be held liable for any of the aforementioned “alleged” “Curses” and or “Rituals” or the unfortunate resulting outcomes thereof.
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January 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I assure you (as my legal team has insisted) that I am in no way responsible for and therefore cannot be held liable for any of the aforementioned “alleged” “Curses” and or “Rituals” or the unfortunate resulting outcomes thereof.
#Wizard
#Wizardposting
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I agree with this sentiment wholeheartedly — and would add that magic is not simply just a foot, but our hands minds, voices and even our very souls! 🧙♂️😆
Good Morning Witches and Friends Tuesday Blessings Magick is Afoot
January 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I agree with this sentiment wholeheartedly — and would add that magic is not simply just a foot, but our hands minds, voices and even our very souls! 🧙♂️😆
I don’t know how it works here, but back in my realm if two #Wizards are intimate in any way, their very essence begins to co-mingle — creating a sort of mega-wizard, and nobody wants that!
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January 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I don’t know how it works here, but back in my realm if two #Wizards are intimate in any way, their very essence begins to co-mingle — creating a sort of mega-wizard, and nobody wants that!
#wizardposting
#wizardposting
This sounds very interesting. I have so many questions. However, one thought does come immediately to the forefront of my mind — Dinosaurs can’t be Wizards… mostly because they’re all dead!
Dinosaur. Wizards. In Space.
2-page mini-RPG.
Simple Motif d6 build that not only handles actions, but also enables GM-less & solo play!
🦖 DINOSAUR
🧙 WIZARDS
🚀 IN SPACE
Come on. You know you NEED it!
www.drivethrurpg.com...
#TTRPG #indiegame
2-page mini-RPG.
Simple Motif d6 build that not only handles actions, but also enables GM-less & solo play!
🦖 DINOSAUR
🧙 WIZARDS
🚀 IN SPACE
Come on. You know you NEED it!
www.drivethrurpg.com...
#TTRPG #indiegame
January 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This sounds very interesting. I have so many questions. However, one thought does come immediately to the forefront of my mind — Dinosaurs can’t be Wizards… mostly because they’re all dead!
January 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Northern Oosa is cold. Crafted a warming spell… accidentally set my cloak on fire. The minions now call me Cotton the Conflagrator.
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#Minnesota
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#Minnesota
January 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Northern Oosa is cold. Crafted a warming spell… accidentally set my cloak on fire. The minions now call me Cotton the Conflagrator.
#Wizard
#Wizardposting
#Minnesota
#Wizard
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#Minnesota
Day 78 in Oosa: The people here worship a mysterious entity called ‘Wi-Fi.’ I suspect it’s some manner of arcane beacon. Investigating further.
#Wizard
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January 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Day 78 in Oosa: The people here worship a mysterious entity called ‘Wi-Fi.’ I suspect it’s some manner of arcane beacon. Investigating further.
#Wizard
#Wizardposting
#Wizard
#Wizardposting
I assure you there is no such thing as a foul conjuration, only foul intentions.
Currently performing a foul conjuration (Posting online). 🧙🏼
January 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I assure you there is no such thing as a foul conjuration, only foul intentions.
I passed through a village where the people speak of a mythical figure named ‘Paul Bunyan.’ A giant lumberjack? Clearly a cryptid. Must investigate.
#Wizardposting
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#Cryptid
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#Cryptid
January 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I passed through a village where the people speak of a mythical figure named ‘Paul Bunyan.’ A giant lumberjack? Clearly a cryptid. Must investigate.
#Wizardposting
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#Cryptid
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Do you want parasitic brainworm overlords? Because this is how you get parasitic brainworm overlords!
I will brew up a couple extra pots of mind shielding just in case.
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#wizard
#youareabsolutelytheassholes
I will brew up a couple extra pots of mind shielding just in case.
#wizardposting
#wizard
#youareabsolutelytheassholes
World's poshest ice is shipped 9,000 miles to melt in cocktails in Dubai
INFLUENCERS in Dubai are now able to sip posh cocktails with pieces of ice scooped from Arctic ancient glaciers and shipped 9,000 miles to UAE. The 100,000-year-old ice is extracted from detached g…
www.the-sun.com
January 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Do you want parasitic brainworm overlords? Because this is how you get parasitic brainworm overlords!
I will brew up a couple extra pots of mind shielding just in case.
#wizardposting
#wizard
#youareabsolutelytheassholes
I will brew up a couple extra pots of mind shielding just in case.
#wizardposting
#wizard
#youareabsolutelytheassholes
The Lovers reversed can also indicate that you are avoiding responsibility for your actions — however my actions are always magnificent! So why should I not claim responsibility? Harrumph!
#Wizardposting
#Tarot
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#Tarot
January 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The Lovers reversed can also indicate that you are avoiding responsibility for your actions — however my actions are always magnificent! So why should I not claim responsibility? Harrumph!
#Wizardposting
#Tarot
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#Tarot
In my travels I have discovered that Oosa’s roads stretch endlessly, yet all lead to the same place — a mystical outpost called ‘Wal-Mart.’ I sense eldritch energy within… and bargains.
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January 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
In my travels I have discovered that Oosa’s roads stretch endlessly, yet all lead to the same place — a mystical outpost called ‘Wal-Mart.’ I sense eldritch energy within… and bargains.
#Wizardposting
#Wizardposting
Astounding! I had a brief trist with Prof. Horsehead Nebula back in wizarding college… It amazes me, the things that connect and transcend worlds.
Almost makes me miss home. Almost
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Almost makes me miss home. Almost
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The Horsehead Nebula, part of the much larger Orion molecular cloud, as imaged by my Seestar, and unfortunately photobombed by a satellite near the end of the 90 minute image stack. The Horsehead was discovered by Williamina Flanagan, working at Harvard, in 1888 #astronomy #astrophotography
January 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Astounding! I had a brief trist with Prof. Horsehead Nebula back in wizarding college… It amazes me, the things that connect and transcend worlds.
Almost makes me miss home. Almost
#Wizardposting
Almost makes me miss home. Almost
#Wizardposting
Reposted by Cotton the Conjurer
The Horsehead Nebula, part of the much larger Orion molecular cloud, as imaged by my Seestar, and unfortunately photobombed by a satellite near the end of the 90 minute image stack. The Horsehead was discovered by Williamina Flanagan, working at Harvard, in 1888 #astronomy #astrophotography
January 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The Horsehead Nebula, part of the much larger Orion molecular cloud, as imaged by my Seestar, and unfortunately photobombed by a satellite near the end of the 90 minute image stack. The Horsehead was discovered by Williamina Flanagan, working at Harvard, in 1888 #astronomy #astrophotography
Reposted by Cotton the Conjurer
Beware the enchanted winds of Wisc-on-Sin. They whisper secrets to the trees… and demands for cheese to weary travelers like me.
January 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Beware the enchanted winds of Wisc-on-Sin. They whisper secrets to the trees… and demands for cheese to weary travelers like me.
It’s just about lunchtime - I’ve been know to dabble in the ancient art of Pastamancy. Perhaps I shall conjure up a plate of leftovers.
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January 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It’s just about lunchtime - I’ve been know to dabble in the ancient art of Pastamancy. Perhaps I shall conjure up a plate of leftovers.
#wizardposting
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