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Lover of candycorn, marijuana & subversive humor
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Did this in 2016 but it’s fitting again:
When CHEETOTUS supporters voted for him but get mad he cut things that affect them and complain about it online.
Both Visible and USMobile are having sales on their prepaid plans. Unlimited everything for $26 w/20GB of hotspot is a good deal.
Visible has a 26 month promo/monthly, USMobile is $22.5 a month w/year plan purchase expiring 11/16.

Worth it in my area. might switch to Visible just for the discount
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Ugh. Running into a former that wants to talk <<<<
You can speak within earshot but my participation ends with this sentence!
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Ok I’ma actually roast the peppers and bake the bread.
I’m tempted to do it simultaneously but I do not want spicy bread lmao
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Do you remember what I said about being less like men?
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 AM
A drag queen could whip this out in a few hours.
where does one even acquire the jacket and hat for this fit
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
WHY ARE PEOPLE CROPPING TIMESTAMPS?!
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Stop cropping timestamps and dates from tweets and screenshots! It’s literally relevant
Marge Greene comes back at Trump throwing haymakers. 🍿
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Hold up
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Friday after work drinks
Saturday dinner
Sunday brunch
Bestie on call with location and fake emergency in case you need to escape
Have a good weekend girl
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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My unhinged response would be to invite all three to drinks on a Friday, print out they dick pics....(you know you got they dic pics) then stand in front of em like Tyra
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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We need to talk more about this! It really does hurt us more than it hurts them!

My son cut up on ice cream night, and I had to take him home so he couldn't get any ice cream. That meant EYE DIDN'T GET NO ICE CREAM EITHER😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
My kid been acting up in school again today. Now I have to spend the weekend punishing him, when I just wanted to let him be free to do whatever so he could leave me alone to read.

Kids forever messing up ya plan.
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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They call him Jabber Jaws
Y'alls boy be in the Oval throwin thrussy????
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
BIDET! Stop buying shit tickets to smear feces all over your butt!
Kinda overkill. But im also lazy so kinda appealing
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Saw multiple posts saying basically "what a terrible day to be able to read" and I rolled my eyes but then I saw it and I agree today and today only I am anti-literacy.
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Still convinced that this was Worf's greatest moment
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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When you stop paying the subscription fee they don't cancel it but they put your dead loved one in hell and you get unskippable video of them burning and begging for you to save them every single hour of the day.
New insult to life itself just dropped
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
They grill out here every Friday so I’ma start bringing cake. One to grill, one to serve.

I want a smoked rum cake but I do not have the equipment or time and I’m not converting my oven into a smoker every time I want to smoke a cake.
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
What in the Tyler Perry Presents: Tyler Perry’s
Actually, in college….. i had the main climb out the window (i lived on the first floor, I’m not an animal) for the side.
Fellas yall ever have a woman pop up on you 😭
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Where do I sign up for the Carnegro Photo Series?

All your photos are BANGERS! Such thrilling glimpses into New York
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Non-American courts costing corporations millions is the only reason we see change.
Apple was gonna keep making proprietary phone connectors but the EU was like NO, APPLE! and they introduced USB-C the next iPhone model
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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EXACTLY!!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The wild part about all this is that 47 will be dead weight after becoming a private citizen again so the people protecting him will stop. They’ll feed him to the wolves to save face.

That man plans on dying in power.
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Just saw the Italian Soul Food truck again. Definitely gotta try it next time when it’s parked.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The DoorDash info they were using:
Three eggs, biscuits, a slice of sausage were marginally cheaper so they claimed all that shit was cheaper.
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM