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@completeschmitt.bsky.social

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gym rat, gaymer, cat mom, trophy wife 💖 they/he atx bb

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completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · Sep 23

too dumb to beat blue prince but have a real big heart 🥹

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completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 4h

yes pls 😌

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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 5d

he try to lift

Screenshot of pikachu reaching down to lift a dumbbell in the Pokémon anime

Screenshot of pikachu trying to lift a dumbbell in the Pokémon anime

Screenshot of pikachu lifting a dumbbell in the Pokémon anime

Screenshot of pikachu falling over and trtinf to lift a dumbbell in the Pokémon anime

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completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 23h

so femme, so buff, so hot, my jaw is on the floor (and staying there!) 😮‍💨👏

completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 23h

just here to be stabbed this spooky season 😌😮‍💨

completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 23h

bonus leg day, thighs feeling a little itty bitty bit thiccer 😌

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completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 23h

one could say parched 😩

completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 1d

go off, king 👏😮‍💨

completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 1d

your mind >>>>>

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completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 1d

staying up till midnight for my new florence halloween album, if this doesn’t heal me istg!!!

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completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 1d

built for a squeeze or two 😌

completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 1d

i mean you should be 😮‍💨😘

completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 1d

glued to my phone waiting for a text from bb, but at least my arms are bigger 😌

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completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 1d

perfect from head to toe 😌

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KIDANDTHECITY @kidandthecity.bsky.social · 2d

Please stop sending me multiple reels a day. I promise you I don’t Watch them.

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completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 3d

thank youuuu🧎

completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 3d

tbh having an anxious avoidant attachment style is not as much fun as it looks!

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completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 4d

veryyyyy cute

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completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 4d

& eyes pleading

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completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 4d

i promise to watch it with my mouth hanging open longingly a little 😩

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Le Dum CumpKIN🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 4d

POV I’m your morning wood 😌

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completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 4d

thank you, king!! 😘😘

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completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 4d

that’s a good boy 🥰

completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 4d

happy monday to all my little gay and they bbs 💖

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completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 5d

truly nothing makes me wanna suck my man’s dick more than waking up to the coffee machine already prepped and waiting for me 🥰😌

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completeschmitt.bsky.social @completeschmitt.bsky.social · 7d

pretty sure i disowned my own mother solely so that my parasocial relationship with mother keri russell could be a little fuller