@completeschmitt.bsky.social
gym rat, gaymer, cat mom, trophy wife 💖
they/he
atx bb
they/he
atx bb
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you look so cute and smol down there 🥰
day after my bday and i think i should take a 60 mg edible and finally watch One Battle After Another
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
day after my bday and i think i should take a 60 mg edible and finally watch One Battle After Another
mildly amusing to me that the guy who made the blue sky wrapped thing is an AI stan
December 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
mildly amusing to me that the guy who made the blue sky wrapped thing is an AI stan
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Constantly torn between the gay desire to have abs and my one true love, carbs
December 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Constantly torn between the gay desire to have abs and my one true love, carbs
back day and a little extra because i thought the side angle was cute 💖
December 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
back day and a little extra because i thought the side angle was cute 💖
maybe not my best pics of 2025 but my faves
December 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
maybe not my best pics of 2025 but my faves
cannot believe that these tig ole bitties are almost thirty five 😌
December 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
cannot believe that these tig ole bitties are almost thirty five 😌
got bred by both my bbs today and got to top em both 🙂↕️😌 bday week starting right
December 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
got bred by both my bbs today and got to top em both 🙂↕️😌 bday week starting right
fiiiinally about to watch the latest episode of Pluribus and i am sooooo ready 🙂↕️
December 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
fiiiinally about to watch the latest episode of Pluribus and i am sooooo ready 🙂↕️
aunt who i haven’t heard from in a year just tried to wish me a happy birthday six days early then asked for legal help 💀
December 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
aunt who i haven’t heard from in a year just tried to wish me a happy birthday six days early then asked for legal help 💀
controversial but if she’s changing lyrics than she should bring back “spelling is fun!” let bad things be bad!
December 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
controversial but if she’s changing lyrics than she should bring back “spelling is fun!” let bad things be bad!
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I’m gonna be really comfy, have dorm room nostalgia, and get a show? Don’t threaten me with a good time
take the humiliation to new extremes by making your husband sit in one of these the next time you cuck him
December 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’m gonna be really comfy, have dorm room nostalgia, and get a show? Don’t threaten me with a good time
there is this thicc hairy muscle daddy that follows me on Hevy and hypes me up, and i regret to say that he has truly taught me what yearning is 🙂↕️😩
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
there is this thicc hairy muscle daddy that follows me on Hevy and hypes me up, and i regret to say that he has truly taught me what yearning is 🙂↕️😩
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5 years ago today, Taylor Swift released ‘evermore.’
December 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
5 years ago today, Taylor Swift released ‘evermore.’
someone at naked yoga tonight told me my hair is beautiful 🥰🥰
December 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
someone at naked yoga tonight told me my hair is beautiful 🥰🥰
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I’m not trying to be rude, but when I see someone using ChatGPT, it’s just a boner killer 😬. Killing the planet gives me the ick
December 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’m not trying to be rude, but when I see someone using ChatGPT, it’s just a boner killer 😬. Killing the planet gives me the ick
neeeeeeeeed somebody to sit on my face tbh
December 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
neeeeeeeeed somebody to sit on my face tbh
lil bench press day
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
lil bench press day
have finally decided to finally finish the last couple seasons of broad city a decade late bc i need some joy 😌
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
have finally decided to finally finish the last couple seasons of broad city a decade late bc i need some joy 😌
first leg day in like two weeks, i have MISSED her 😩🙂↕️
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
first leg day in like two weeks, i have MISSED her 😩🙂↕️
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Being the better photographer in a relationship while simultaneously being the person who wants your picture taken more frequently is annoying
December 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Being the better photographer in a relationship while simultaneously being the person who wants your picture taken more frequently is annoying
tbh my not that unpopular opinion is that mergers & acquisitions are evil and i side eye all lawyers who do them, and yes i do apologize that this is an opinion and not a pic of my tits
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
tbh my not that unpopular opinion is that mergers & acquisitions are evil and i side eye all lawyers who do them, and yes i do apologize that this is an opinion and not a pic of my tits
loaded up x2 🙂↕️
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
loaded up x2 🙂↕️