@completeschmitt.bsky.social
gym rat, gaymer, cat mom, trophy wife 💖
they/he
atx bb
they/he
atx bb
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you look so cute and smol down there 🥰
it’s me hi 💖
November 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
it’s me hi 💖
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and if I said my dream man is a heavily autistic man who loves powerlifting and video games
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
and if I said my dream man is a heavily autistic man who loves powerlifting and video games
becoming a girlie who goes in the morning, yes i am as tired as i look! 💖
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
becoming a girlie who goes in the morning, yes i am as tired as i look! 💖
lil chest day followed by a ten mile cycle around town lake 😌
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
lil chest day followed by a ten mile cycle around town lake 😌
have the hotel gym basically to myself 😌 early bird needs a worm and all that
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
have the hotel gym basically to myself 😌 early bird needs a worm and all that
got in a fender bender on the way out of the gym parking lot 🫠
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
got in a fender bender on the way out of the gym parking lot 🫠
didn’t wanna but i did it anyways 💖
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
didn’t wanna but i did it anyways 💖
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You should always judge a book by its cover. Like, look at a bible. Basic. Boring AF.
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
You should always judge a book by its cover. Like, look at a bible. Basic. Boring AF.
a certified bop
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
a certified bop
took a load from one bb and left my load in the other last night 🙂↕️☺️
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
took a load from one bb and left my load in the other last night 🙂↕️☺️
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well that was a trip (though not as much of a trip as some of Lanthimos' other work) in the best way. I was hooked the entire time. Superb acting and tension throughout.
Heading into Bugonia 🎥 🍿
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
well that was a trip (though not as much of a trip as some of Lanthimos' other work) in the best way. I was hooked the entire time. Superb acting and tension throughout.
douching to LUX this hump day bc my hole is holy 🥰🙂↕️😇
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
douching to LUX this hump day bc my hole is holy 🥰🙂↕️😇
definitely better than tron:ares
Did My Love tonight omg i am so excited! 💖 no bad movies this week bc i didn’t let some man pick!
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
definitely better than tron:ares
did a little back day and hate my back day photos always BUT here we are, she did it, she persisted, and now she’s gonna take a cheeky little edible
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
did a little back day and hate my back day photos always BUT here we are, she did it, she persisted, and now she’s gonna take a cheeky little edible
Did My Love tonight omg i am so excited! 💖 no bad movies this week bc i didn’t let some man pick!
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Did My Love tonight omg i am so excited! 💖 no bad movies this week bc i didn’t let some man pick!
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you look so cute and smol down there 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
you look so cute and smol down there 🥰
did a bit better job today of being meta about describing my emotions to my partner and managing my frustration. minor therapy wins. 😌
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
did a bit better job today of being meta about describing my emotions to my partner and managing my frustration. minor therapy wins. 😌
listening to rosalia and rosalia alone until i too can sing in 14 languages
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
listening to rosalia and rosalia alone until i too can sing in 14 languages
pretty sure half of my daily protein intake is through yogurt of some kind like my god
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
pretty sure half of my daily protein intake is through yogurt of some kind like my god
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🚦 THIS IS A CHECKPOINT 🚦
Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
🚦 THIS IS A CHECKPOINT 🚦
Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
you look so cute and smol down there 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
you look so cute and smol down there 🥰
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ahh monday we meet again u lil bitch
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
ahh monday we meet again u lil bitch
Oldest selfie on your phone.
From 2014, back when I was waiting tables at Olive Garden 😂
From 2014, back when I was waiting tables at Olive Garden 😂
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
From 2014, back when I was waiting tables at Olive Garden 😂
From 2014, back when I was waiting tables at Olive Garden 😂
oh okay so Pluribus is GOOD good
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
oh okay so Pluribus is GOOD good