Comma Suture
@commasuture.bsky.social
We heal the [sic], in the sexiest possible way.
Watch where you put that interrobang.
Words/grammar/symbols/lit/poetry/miscellany.
Watch where you put that interrobang.
Words/grammar/symbols/lit/poetry/miscellany.
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the way my mood lifted on hold at the third pharmacy today trying to fill a paxlovid Rx when this was the hold music
December 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
the way my mood lifted on hold at the third pharmacy today trying to fill a paxlovid Rx when this was the hold music
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It looks as though what was obviously going to happen is happening
December 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It looks as though what was obviously going to happen is happening
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Bari Weiss, man, I just dunno
December 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Bari Weiss, man, I just dunno
Facts
What To Know About ‘Hamnet’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-hamnet/
December 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Facts
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So so so many, but one that comes up more frequently than you might think is
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
So so so many, but one that comes up more frequently than you might think is
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
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NEW — I put together a list of independent journalism subscriptions that would make great holiday gifts. From music to politics, astronomy to alcohol, tech to social justice, there’s something for [almost] everyone. Support indie media *and* surprise and delight your loved ones!
My guide:
My guide:
Giving the gift of independent journalism: a guide
The Handbasket has subscription suggestions for almost everyone on your list.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month.
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month.
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
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"American Cuato," now *there's* a memoir I would buy
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"American Cuato," now *there's* a memoir I would buy
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apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy
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This is a wonderful time to support journalists who do the work, don’t fuck sources, and actually have moral clarity.
i promise i don’t mean to high horse this but if you’re thinking about giving lizza ten bucks there are a lot of good independent journalists whose work you could subscribe to for a month instead
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This is a wonderful time to support journalists who do the work, don’t fuck sources, and actually have moral clarity.
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a good list of people who are better recipients of your money than ryan fucking lizza
i'll add @assignedmedia.org and @autonomynews.co and @lawdorknews.bsky.social
i'll add @assignedmedia.org and @autonomynews.co and @lawdorknews.bsky.social
My current list includes @marisakabas.bsky.social @katelynburns.com @swordsjew.bsky.social @flaminghydra.com @theflytrapmedia.com @hellgatenyc.com @thecity.nyc @19thnews.org and I’m sure I’m forgetting others! So many to choose from
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
a good list of people who are better recipients of your money than ryan fucking lizza
i'll add @assignedmedia.org and @autonomynews.co and @lawdorknews.bsky.social
i'll add @assignedmedia.org and @autonomynews.co and @lawdorknews.bsky.social
Life is stranger than fiction, complete with banger final sentences
I really wanted to be above all this, but I can't stop laughing and gasping, so you can call me part of the problem and give me a stern talking-to but OH MY GOD.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Life is stranger than fiction, complete with banger final sentences
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Important takeaway: I'm never going to apologize for a typo in an email again.
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Important takeaway: I'm never going to apologize for a typo in an email again.
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You must not put another scandal on him,
That he is open to incontinency—
That’s not my meaning.
That he is open to incontinency—
That’s not my meaning.
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You must not put another scandal on him,
That he is open to incontinency—
That’s not my meaning.
That he is open to incontinency—
That’s not my meaning.
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Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.
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it is almost as if someone was promoted beyond their ability
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
it is almost as if someone was promoted beyond their ability
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I am so grateful for every week I get to work in this terrible profession and I also feel constant heartburn about what a mess it is. Strong statement from the News Guild on the absurd firings at Conde: www.nyguild.org/post/stateme...
Statement from The NewsGuild of New York and Condé United on illegal firing of four union leaders who demanded answers about this week’s layoffs at Teen Vogue, other brands
Late Wednesday night, Condé Nast’s VP of Labor Relations notified the Guild that the Company was immediately terminating four Condé United leaders for engaging …
www.nyguild.org
November 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I am so grateful for every week I get to work in this terrible profession and I also feel constant heartburn about what a mess it is. Strong statement from the News Guild on the absurd firings at Conde: www.nyguild.org/post/stateme...
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I keep hearing about “meritocracy” but the editor in chief of CBS News suggested a post-Louvre heist interview with….novelist Dan Brown
www.breakermedia.com/p/air-mail-s...
www.breakermedia.com/p/air-mail-s...
October 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I keep hearing about “meritocracy” but the editor in chief of CBS News suggested a post-Louvre heist interview with….novelist Dan Brown
www.breakermedia.com/p/air-mail-s...
www.breakermedia.com/p/air-mail-s...
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God this dude fucking sucks so bad. Stop crying jesus christ. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVJl...
Bill Burr - I Can't Wait To Run Into Them
YouTube video by BB Animations
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
God this dude fucking sucks so bad. Stop crying jesus christ. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVJl...
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Nice detective work by WaPo, finding that DHS viral videos are full of false imagery. www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...
We checked DHS’s videos of chaos and protests. Here’s what they leave out.
Official videos purporting to show the triumph of recent immigration operations used footage that was months old or recorded thousands of miles away, a Washington Post analysis found.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Nice detective work by WaPo, finding that DHS viral videos are full of false imagery. www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...
the plural of y’all is shush now
October 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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People kvetch about the chaos-inducing serial comma, but you can also do a lot with a colon! Beware, biographers!!
October 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
People kvetch about the chaos-inducing serial comma, but you can also do a lot with a colon! Beware, biographers!!