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comebackhandaxe.bsky.social
🧊K8🗡️
@comebackhandaxe.bsky.social
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insatiable loot goblin. spine removal enthusiast. itty bitty photo committee member. on a danmei bender. 🔞
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those are hands according to the official art but no one can stop me reading them as ghost nips
made a lateral move so it won’t turn into the sperm monster when i forget to feed it and it’s basically already dead
sorry a bunch of people who still have curfews are trying to embroil you in a ship war, are you ok, what overabundance of seasonal produce are you desperately trying to use up and what over-the-counter analgesic do you prefer for when you accidentally sleep at the wrong angle
whenever i see someone 30+ fighting for their lives in a fandom of teenagers i understand intellectually that they must have an arrangement over there that works for them but part of me still wants to take them by the hand and ask their opinions on like area rugs or retirement savings
i love when he shows up to introduce the concept of mountain mama's boyfriend repair shop and then play impromptu uber driver to evacuate an ethically roofied sister from a dubiously consensual larp scenario resulting in experimental wizard surgery
post-donghua thots:
- damn they really went all in on the xiyao agenda 👌
- shuanghua giving your corpse a sparkly little tattoo forever is so ??? ok lmao why not
- xy’s slutty little choker and décolletage are so precious i want to paint his nails i want to get him a job at hot topic
looool the entitlement in that last sentence is WILD. OP needs to log off so bad
me: "time to hit the tbr pile"
me, launching ck3 instead:
between the grandma furniture and the gay vampire jacket it’s apparent my evil influence had been cast upon this house
> nowhere is taking furniture donations
> mother volunteers to put it on fb rather than lug it back to my place
> only time will tell who will win in an overnight battle of Étagère vs Huge Cats
How Many Different Ways Can One Show Subtitle 公子 (The Answer Will Surprise You)
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my nasal spray’s maintaining the “unscented” claim by using “lemon flavour” instead of fragrance, i’m blasting the medicinal bastard son of mr clean and a jolly rancher into the dark afflicted crevices of my head, i’m tasting sweet citrusy relief
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Jarlaxle beating feet after stealing your partner, your pastries, hitting the wrong person with a pie, and lying about that dracolich that somehow escaped their phylactery and is now smashing the Host Tower apart

By @lobtwo.bsky.social 💜

#Jarlaxle #ForgottenRealms #D&D
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not crocodile tears this time 😘🔞 (nsfw + bottom binghe)
#svsss #bingqiu
A+ thread, as a millennial i feel like it's vital to use the internet in Weird Porn Jumpscare Mode regularly to maintain my psychological equilibrium
(it’s cute, it’s fun, i’m watching with someone else and climbing the walls of my enclosure bc honour compels me not to skip ahead to my 义城 babes on my own)
my Not Talking Shit About Fandom In Public policy doesn’t extend to reddit, i’m sorry, elephant graveyard, you must never go there simba, etc etc
gotta be honest the final push to watch the donghua was a reddit thread where half of the commenters were insisting it was truer to the spirit of the book than the other show was and i knew in my bones between the demands of the medium and the target audience that could not possibly be correct
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i love you horny horror i love you exploring sexuality and desire through unsettling means i love you sexual repression manifesting as self destruction i love you intimacy transforming into something grostesque yet beautiful i love you finding comfort and love in the monstrous i love y
a successor showed up this morning and was instantly deposed
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There's something wonderful and funny about having a fandom in law. Like, I don't go here, but my friend does, so now I know random shit about F1 teams or wrestlers or kpop groups

Then you see something about their brainworm and you bring it to them like a crow, like "I saw this and thought of you"