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Dogs, bikes, and anesthesia
Asked my neighbor if he had a handsaw I could borrow to trim the bottom of our Christmas tree off an he hands me this. My dawg.
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
BREAKING: Lane Kiffin announces he will be the next head coach at Tulane
SOURCE: Florida is set to hire Tulane’s Jon Sumrall as UF’s new coach. He did an amazing job at Tulane and Troy and knows the SEC well.
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Ok we made a pecan pie so things are looking up a little bit
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
No. No. Yes.
is Microsoft Excel a feminist? Is Gemini a queer ally? Is this graphing calculator my friend
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I’m a 39 year old who has been watching college football nearly my entire life. Somehow only today I learned that Ole Miss/Miss St’s rivalry game is called the Egg Bowl???
How have I ever known this game is called the Egg Bowl before?
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I’m so glad I got on a plane yesterday at 7am after working until 11pm the night before to visit my 79 year old father in law, see his favorite right wing memes taped to the wall, and eat Whataburger for Thanksgiving dinner

Facebook finished what Fox News started: destroying old peoples’ brains
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I feel bad that Skee-Lo is self conscious about people laughing at him for driving a hatchback but it’s a skill issue. Station wagons rule, you just gotta own that shit and say f the haters
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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They didn’t even try to name it something less obvious lmao
Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I have finished this paper, and thus my semester, and now have nothing but clinical between now and January 🧘‍♂️
It’s very annoying how many of my graduate school classmates openly use ChatGPT to help them with papers and I’m over here trying really hard not to plagiarize MYSELF from a paper I wrote earlier this semester
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I love wearing new jeans. Your friends will be like “wow what smells like shit” and you get to say “that’s my jeans” and they say “did you shit your pants” and you say “no the smell is formaldehyde” and then everybody still thinks you stink but nobody thinks you shit your pants anymore except Dave
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I think college football conferences should be based on geographic region again
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
wtf appletv why are you forcing an update without asking me in the middle of the damn day
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
What is the point of expiration dates on mustard?

I don’t think I’ve ever used an entire bottle before the date

And I don’t think I’ve ever tasted one well past the date that had turned bad
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Well there goes that idea
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Well there goes that idea
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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"From his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible."
Who Said It: The Hell Priest Pinhead or Olivia Nuzzi?
“Olivia Nuzzi did it all for love. The former political journalist has written a combustive portrait of America, President Trump, and the scandal w...
buff.ly
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It’s very annoying how many of my graduate school classmates openly use ChatGPT to help them with papers and I’m over here trying really hard not to plagiarize MYSELF from a paper I wrote earlier this semester
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
These are VERY blue cheesy, but kind of delicious
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
🎼 as we go on
We remember 🎶
🎵 all the times we
Had together 🎶
“I don't care when the Senate passes the House Bill, whether tonight, or at some other time in the near future, I just don't want Republicans to take their eyes off all of the Victories that we've had…”
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I love getting off shift at 11pm only to have an Amazon delivery come to the door at 5am where the driver slams the gate causing my dog to (rightfully) bark like a ferocious guard dog jolting me awake especially when the package is intended for my neighbor

Good morning
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Texas has as many penalties as it has third down conversions and first downs combined
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I didn’t go look at the aurora borealis last night because I don’t think it’s that impressive (was stuck at the hospital)
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
It is my duty as a father to clean my dog’s eye boogers each and every morning
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM