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@colin1.bsky.social
Dog dad, bike rider, CRNA school goer - I already know how to put people to sleep with bad jokes, now I’m learning to use drugs.
Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long long time
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I thought the blood oath was broken as soon as I stopped bleeding
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I can verify that earlier this week I caught a glimpse of a post that Jerry deleted.

Meaning Jerry Jerry No’d himself
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Great now I want to be buried in pie even more than I already did
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A few months ago bought an entire sheet cake at the grocery store just because. We ate off that sucker for days
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I was a late-comer having just bought mine in 2023, but I swear that’s the identical article that I read when I was shopping
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Wait are they just changing the year and leaving this article otherwise unchanged lol
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
But this you’d miss this masterpiece that @caulimovirus.bsky.social brought to our attention

The little band from Texas you know I'm a ZZ Top ass Kickin music wigs well Dressed Man sleeping bag and 100 more just like this Kid Rock and ZZ Top cuz l'll keep listening rock on brother
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I feel like they used to be bad/inaccurate/late but then it got better for a good few years and now are really bad again
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Maybe they meant q4min?
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
There’s absolutely no rational reason for this to happen, but it would be very Aggie of them to come in way too hype and blow it after winning big against Samford.

Also it’s a rivalry game so all bets are off

(Hook em 🤘)
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
As a high schooler in Austin in the early aughts, I remember local news doing stories about “this Austin High grad is going to be staring in a new tv show” which I thought was pretty darn cool.

Watching you rail on crypto is pretty darn cool too 🫡
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Yes I believe we are all in fact this pumpkin
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The people in charge of our government like chiropractors berceuse they’re grifters
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM