Cognoscente
@cognoscente.bsky.social
Sr SRE | former disability ERG lead, neurodiversity advocate | postmormon and antifascist | enthusiastic about pop music and Star Trek | gringuito q habla español
Bout to get pulled out of line and interrogated by TSA for having 30 lbs of pure uncut DeCecco in my carry-on. I will *give up carbs completely* before I settle for disgusting American pasta.
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Bout to get pulled out of line and interrogated by TSA for having 30 lbs of pure uncut DeCecco in my carry-on. I will *give up carbs completely* before I settle for disgusting American pasta.
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
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Trump when a journalist ever asks him a real question:
May 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Trump when a journalist ever asks him a real question:
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Hey Wikipedia, do we really need *5* different citations to prove that Blur is Britpop?
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Hey Wikipedia, do we really need *5* different citations to prove that Blur is Britpop?
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Honestly, one of the great American poems. Arguably the great American poem.
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Honestly, one of the great American poems. Arguably the great American poem.
As they should
Scots have queued for 18 hours in Edinburgh at the opening of a new Popeyes store 👀
Scots queue for 18 hours for Scotland's newest Popeyes
www.thenational.scot
November 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
As they should
Apparently the baby didn’t get the memo about the time change
November 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Apparently the baby didn’t get the memo about the time change
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and be sure to hit that “like” and “subscribe” button.
October 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and be sure to hit that “like” and “subscribe” button.
the best year for music is whatever year you lost your virginity
October 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
the best year for music is whatever year you lost your virginity
When you lose religion and work to get rid of "magical thinking" you develop a weird and often cynical relationship to things like "thoughts and prayers."
But sometimes, the only thing in your power to do is yearn for an outcome, no matter how powerless it feels.
I'm praying for Jamaica today. 🇯🇲
But sometimes, the only thing in your power to do is yearn for an outcome, no matter how powerless it feels.
I'm praying for Jamaica today. 🇯🇲
October 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
When you lose religion and work to get rid of "magical thinking" you develop a weird and often cynical relationship to things like "thoughts and prayers."
But sometimes, the only thing in your power to do is yearn for an outcome, no matter how powerless it feels.
I'm praying for Jamaica today. 🇯🇲
But sometimes, the only thing in your power to do is yearn for an outcome, no matter how powerless it feels.
I'm praying for Jamaica today. 🇯🇲
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Being an atheist armchair Bible scholarship fan is an exhausting headspace to be in
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Being an atheist armchair Bible scholarship fan is an exhausting headspace to be in
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I don’t even follow baseball I’m just a huge fan of absurdity
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I don’t even follow baseball I’m just a huge fan of absurdity
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Nothing but respect for my president 🫡
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Nothing but respect for my president 🫡
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My wife and I have been on a Mormon and Exmormon swinger discord server for the last 3 years (mostly for the community, haven’t even done any swinging!).
One thing I’ve learned over and over is that you can take the swinger out of the Church but you can’t take the Church out of the swinger.
One thing I’ve learned over and over is that you can take the swinger out of the Church but you can’t take the Church out of the swinger.
October 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My wife and I have been on a Mormon and Exmormon swinger discord server for the last 3 years (mostly for the community, haven’t even done any swinging!).
One thing I’ve learned over and over is that you can take the swinger out of the Church but you can’t take the Church out of the swinger.
One thing I’ve learned over and over is that you can take the swinger out of the Church but you can’t take the Church out of the swinger.
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Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
October 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
Oh my god 😭😭😭
October 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Oh my god 😭😭😭
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Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
October 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
David Byrne has always been so fucking cool.
October 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
David Byrne has always been so fucking cool.
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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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happy carly rae jepsen emotion 10th anniversary ✨
October 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
happy carly rae jepsen emotion 10th anniversary ✨