Coffeespots™ 🔜 Howl 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Coffee cheetah on the internet. I'm Coffeespots on most other social media. Possibly NSFW. 🔞 39 🇨🇦 Settler on the unceded traditional territory of the Lheidli T’enneh First Nation. 🏳️‍🌈🚑☕🐆 He/Him #coffeefurs #mealprepfurs #cookingfurs
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simkaye.bsky.social
Re: every headline involving education
A 4 panel comic. 

Panel 1: closeup of a new textbook on a kid's school desk. The cover reads "World Histeries - sponcored bye PragerU + OpenAI"

Panel 2: The kid opens the book. Page titles include "How slavery boosted the enconemy" and "12 reasons hitler wasn't wrong" along with an ad that reads "more with a pragerU subscription and another that says "10% off openAI" with a QR code. 

Panel 3: the kid looks up at the teacher, lifts the book, and says "what the fuck is this"

Panel 4: an exhausted teacher, still passing out a stack of the books, replies "your senator picked it"
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Oh boy. Some law firm is going to make a fortune in the class action suit when people's medications stop working because they drank a smoothie with activated charcoal.

I hope Booster Juice has good lawyers 😂
An ad from Booster Juice for their new Activated Charcoal smoothies.
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Wtf is going on tonight 😂 it's got full moon energy with no full moon.
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marleau.bsky.social
Introducing the best, and most accurate, gift I have ever received!

Anxiety? Check!
Wolf? Check!
Worryingly accurate colours? Check!
Sheath and balls? CHECK!
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Cream and sugar in coffee is an opinion I can respect.

Trans rights are not a matter of opinion and I will not respect people who think it is.
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Like stickier? Or one that creates way more drag so it doesn't go as far?
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krinndnz.bsky.social
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 671: "the real Bill and Ted"
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I'm masking, ofc. But I'm not really coughing or anything. Just still congested.
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Good morning gay animals. If you have today off, I hope you enjoy it.

I came into work because the stat pay is too good and I'm not feeling that sick.
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teejcarlson.bsky.social
Today is Indigenous Peoples’ Day.
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Your portrayal of diverse sexualities, gender presentations, bodies, and romantic and sexual relationships is amazing. It makes me feel seen and safe because I feel like I would fit in in that fantasy world.

As someone who struggles with body image sometimes, fuck the haters, indeed.
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Co-worker: "The new glasses look great. They make you look smart."

Me: "Oh good. I need all the help I can get."

Self-deprecating humour is my defense mechanism.
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Cooking thanksgiving dinner is a huge amount of work for just me. So I pay a restaurant to do it for me. I ordered dinner for two so I can have turkey today and tomorrow.
A plate with turkey, stuffing, potatoes, carrots and broccoli, and cranberry sauce. A bowl with a fucked up piece of apple pie and a little ice cream.
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telekitnetic.bsky.social
Ohhh it’s #internationalwolfday look at all my 🐺🐺🐺 !!! #wolfart #indigenousart
A formline design side view of a wolf parent and a wolf pup sitting facing each other. The pup is pawing at its parent for food and sticking its mouth out. The wolves are coloured muted browns, with the pup having much darker colouring, and the background is a solid light cream colour. A formline design and illustration fusion depicting a rendered foggy, frozen lake, surrounded by snowy pine trees and fog-obscured hills and a mountain. Formline designs of black and white wolves charge out of the fog and across the frozen lake, starkly contrasting against the misty, muted landscape A picture of an acrylic pin on a backing card, placed on a green cutting sheet. The pin depicts a yellow and black rectangular design similar to a warning sign, showing off a monstrous wolf formline design with words reading “CAUTION; BEWARE OF WEREWOLF” A formline design of a wolf head, mirrored and facing forward, coloured in dark blue-teal, pale light blue, and striking copper. The wolf’s blue tongue is stuck out.
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Waow. He's still at it. Got a message today. Immediately clocked it as a scam and blocked.