dude, where's my bark?
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Maple | 25 | known for not shutting up about sports🏒 or food or survivor or underwear | 🇨🇦 Fox from BC, living in Alberta! | Pan/Demi | 🦊 by Desert Fizz | he/they | comms/digital info | sometimes a pup
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Everything just makes sense up here ⭐
Might be one of my favourite photos I've ever taken honestly. What a view.
Might be one of my favourite photos I've ever taken honestly. What a view.
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November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
So I looked, and turns out I had the wrong dates in my head regarding VF this whole time. Huh. It's the weekend before I'm booked up for a month.
...should I go?
...should I go?
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
So I looked, and turns out I had the wrong dates in my head regarding VF this whole time. Huh. It's the weekend before I'm booked up for a month.
...should I go?
...should I go?
The Blues are 3-7-2, I can't even lock in on hockey right now 🫠
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The Blues are 3-7-2, I can't even lock in on hockey right now 🫠
i feel nothing. it was right there. it was right fucking there and we blew it
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
i feel nothing. it was right there. it was right fucking there and we blew it
You threw at Gimenez up high three fucking times what did you think was gonna happen
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You threw at Gimenez up high three fucking times what did you think was gonna happen
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#nsfw
The werefox must be tamed this halloween...can you help him before he becomes fully insatiable? 🦊🌕
Final day of #jocktober
The werefox must be tamed this halloween...can you help him before he becomes fully insatiable? 🦊🌕
Final day of #jocktober
October 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
#nsfw
The werefox must be tamed this halloween...can you help him before he becomes fully insatiable? 🦊🌕
Final day of #jocktober
The werefox must be tamed this halloween...can you help him before he becomes fully insatiable? 🦊🌕
Final day of #jocktober
Why did it have to end in the most flaccid way possible man
Blue Jays in 7
Blue Jays in 7
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Why did it have to end in the most flaccid way possible man
Blue Jays in 7
Blue Jays in 7
#nsfw
The werefox must be tamed this halloween...can you help him before he becomes fully insatiable? 🦊🌕
Final day of #jocktober
The werefox must be tamed this halloween...can you help him before he becomes fully insatiable? 🦊🌕
Final day of #jocktober
October 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
#nsfw
The werefox must be tamed this halloween...can you help him before he becomes fully insatiable? 🦊🌕
Final day of #jocktober
The werefox must be tamed this halloween...can you help him before he becomes fully insatiable? 🦊🌕
Final day of #jocktober
I realize now that Halloween fucking sucks when you have no one to hang out with in your vicinity during it 🥲
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I realize now that Halloween fucking sucks when you have no one to hang out with in your vicinity during it 🥲
I'm gonna do this again with more and nobody can stop me
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I'm gonna do this again with more and nobody can stop me
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October 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
It was delayed, but I am feeling the full-blown punch of PCD. This is really bad 🥲
October 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It was delayed, but I am feeling the full-blown punch of PCD. This is really bad 🥲
ONE.
MORE.
WIN.
WE WANT IT ALL BABY LET'S GO BLUE JAYS
MORE.
WIN.
WE WANT IT ALL BABY LET'S GO BLUE JAYS
October 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
ONE.
MORE.
WIN.
WE WANT IT ALL BABY LET'S GO BLUE JAYS
MORE.
WIN.
WE WANT IT ALL BABY LET'S GO BLUE JAYS
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October 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Trey Yesavage is my GOAT i will not be taking any questions
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Trey Yesavage is my GOAT i will not be taking any questions
October 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Feel free to ask me/tell me stuff tonight as a distraction.
SFW and NSFW fine. 🦊
Feel free to ask me/tell me stuff tonight as a distraction.
SFW and NSFW fine. 🦊
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October 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Feel free to ask me/tell me stuff tonight as a distraction.
SFW and NSFW fine. 🦊
Feel free to ask me/tell me stuff tonight as a distraction.
SFW and NSFW fine. 🦊
If only it was on a more entertaining season 😭😭 #Survivor
In 25 years, #Survivor49 marks the first time that a season has swapped from 3 tribes to 2 tribes BACK to 3 tribes
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If only it was on a more entertaining season 😭😭 #Survivor
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Hey
If you like #Survivor and wanna play an online version of it you should check out the Survivor ORG I'm hosting! It's season 95 and we're casting until November! Come check it out and ask questions if you want 🦊
discord.gg/5bDMFAWZcV
survivor-org.fandom.com/wiki/Survivo...
If you like #Survivor and wanna play an online version of it you should check out the Survivor ORG I'm hosting! It's season 95 and we're casting until November! Come check it out and ask questions if you want 🦊
discord.gg/5bDMFAWZcV
survivor-org.fandom.com/wiki/Survivo...
October 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Hey
If you like #Survivor and wanna play an online version of it you should check out the Survivor ORG I'm hosting! It's season 95 and we're casting until November! Come check it out and ask questions if you want 🦊
discord.gg/5bDMFAWZcV
survivor-org.fandom.com/wiki/Survivo...
If you like #Survivor and wanna play an online version of it you should check out the Survivor ORG I'm hosting! It's season 95 and we're casting until November! Come check it out and ask questions if you want 🦊
discord.gg/5bDMFAWZcV
survivor-org.fandom.com/wiki/Survivo...
Success, even if I have to fly with Flair on the way back 😅
Holiday flight planning is an actual nightmare because of course all the cheaper flights are two days before I leave 🫠
October 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Success, even if I have to fly with Flair on the way back 😅