keyair
@coeur.bsky.social
lord, the white boys you made to say inshallah are now saying i've met them at a very chinese point in their life
December 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
lord, the white boys you made to say inshallah are now saying i've met them at a very chinese point in their life
"it's the world we live in, guys" -geoff keighley
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"it's the world we live in, guys" -geoff keighley
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(punching a meek guy in the stomach) inherit this asshole
December 28, 2024 at 6:04 AM
(punching a meek guy in the stomach) inherit this asshole
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huge thank you to our brave resistance democrats for throwing away all their leverage during the shutdown in exchange for this vote they knew would fail, heckuva job guys!
JUST IN: The US Senate has rejected the both of the proposed healthcare bills, which likely will now cause Obamacare subsidies to lapse for over 20 million Americans.
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
huge thank you to our brave resistance democrats for throwing away all their leverage during the shutdown in exchange for this vote they knew would fail, heckuva job guys!
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google maps (punching me in the stomach): fastest route is uber
me: but i want to take the subway
google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes
me: i like subway
google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster
me: underground choo-choo
me: but i want to take the subway
google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes
me: i like subway
google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster
me: underground choo-choo
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
google maps (punching me in the stomach): fastest route is uber
me: but i want to take the subway
google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes
me: i like subway
google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster
me: underground choo-choo
me: but i want to take the subway
google maps (throwing me across the room): 2 buses and a transfer would save 4 minutes
me: i like subway
google maps (kicking me in the head): biking is 45 seconds faster
me: underground choo-choo
Thinking about a big bowl of soup
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Thinking about a big bowl of soup
brushing my teeth for 30 minutes before a dentist's appointment like i'm cramming for a test
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
brushing my teeth for 30 minutes before a dentist's appointment like i'm cramming for a test
Subway sandwiches used to be five dollars for a foot-long. Now a six-inch is $120 and they punch you in the mouth too!
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Subway sandwiches used to be five dollars for a foot-long. Now a six-inch is $120 and they punch you in the mouth too!
Isn’t laufey that dude from one piece
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Isn’t laufey that dude from one piece
Me except having the first 8 bars of my WIP music tracks looping endlessly
December 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Me except having the first 8 bars of my WIP music tracks looping endlessly
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Mountain Dew Blahaj Blast
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Mountain Dew Blahaj Blast
My most authoritarian belief is that bicyclists who bike at speed on the sidewalk should be put in reeducation camps
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My most authoritarian belief is that bicyclists who bike at speed on the sidewalk should be put in reeducation camps
Bus driver kicked me off the bus because he “had a dorcter’s appoinrment,” he left me by the side of the road and drove straight into the fens
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Bus driver kicked me off the bus because he “had a dorcter’s appoinrment,” he left me by the side of the road and drove straight into the fens
Cover band of The Cardigans called the Sex Cardigans and their hit parody song, Fuckfool
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Cover band of The Cardigans called the Sex Cardigans and their hit parody song, Fuckfool
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
@lilalienz4ever.bsky.social check out this little guy
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
@lilalienz4ever.bsky.social check out this little guy
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when people say friendslop they mean the game de-emphasises itself to facilitate better functioning as social space. which ironically usually means having way less slop (progression systems and live service bullshit)
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
when people say friendslop they mean the game de-emphasises itself to facilitate better functioning as social space. which ironically usually means having way less slop (progression systems and live service bullshit)
“Im here for a good time, not a long time” I say, gazing at the 880 calorie 7 eleven cheesecake
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“Im here for a good time, not a long time” I say, gazing at the 880 calorie 7 eleven cheesecake
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we must abolish ICE
NEWSWEEK: “Chinese immigrant found hanging in ICE detention with his hands and feet tied behind him… Chaofeng Ge died 4 days after entering ICE custody in Pennsylvania… deaths in ICE custody have gone up under Trump…”
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
we must abolish ICE
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wtf is wrong with my yt algo
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
wtf is wrong with my yt algo
hell yeah i love Case of the Golden Idol
got my hands on the first page of the newly released Epstein files. lots to dig into here.
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
hell yeah i love Case of the Golden Idol
If we’re sitting next to each other on a crowded bus and an empty bench opens up and you don’t immediately move over to it I’m going to assume you want to kiss me on the mouth
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If we’re sitting next to each other on a crowded bus and an empty bench opens up and you don’t immediately move over to it I’m going to assume you want to kiss me on the mouth