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key-SCARE 👻 👻 👻 @coeur.bsky.social · 11m

Is it okay if I riff

Edit of a famous dril tweet that says “turning a big dial taht says “helper” on it and constantly looking back at the hamburger for approval like a contestant on the price is right”

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 2h

Outside the Chicago area ICE detention center in Broadview this afternoon, fed caravans are coming and going to drop off captives.

ICE and CBP are kidnapping people all over the city and suburbs today—our new "normal."

As usual, we've seen several vehicles with no license plates enter.

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key-SCARE 👻 👻 👻 @coeur.bsky.social · 5h

Steam receipt for the game “I Have Low Stats But My Class Is “Leader”, So I Recruited Everyone I Know To Fight The Dark Lord”

key-SCARE 👻 👻 👻 @coeur.bsky.social · 1d

KEKU + you're old

label that says Invalid Handle next to Ray's user name

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key-SCARE 👻 👻 👻 @coeur.bsky.social · 1d

marriage is just loveslop

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key-SCARE 👻 👻 👻 @coeur.bsky.social · 2d

HUNGRY NOOO

key-SCARE 👻 👻 👻 @coeur.bsky.social · 2d

On the plus side the bartender who saw me clenching for five straight innings in my mariners hat just bought me a beer lol, Makes up for him wearing a blue jays hat

key-SCARE 👻 👻 👻 @coeur.bsky.social · 2d

A mariners fan’s pain is measured in oceans but their hope is measured in decades

key-SCARE 👻 👻 👻 @coeur.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you ed.

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willow 🐈‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanayanagi.kim · 2d

this has been the most fun it's ever been to be a mariners fan in my entire lifetime. also i wish i were fucking dead.

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 2d

the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life

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Mr. Ghoul and Shriek @shout.rocks · 2d

The image of Cal on the steps of the dugout just praying he gets a chance to swing at it is gonna haunt me until April.

Ah, well. Until next season.

Mr. Ghoul and Shriek @shout.rocks · 2d

Baseball is pain.

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key-SCARE 👻 👻 👻 @coeur.bsky.social · 6d

The M in Mariners stands for Memento Mori

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key-SCARE 👻 👻 👻 @coeur.bsky.social · 2d

Josh Naylor I love you

key-SCARE 👻 👻 👻 @coeur.bsky.social · 2d

baseball is unalike from any other sport. Its closest analogue is Greek tragedy .

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 2d

as an extremely casual baseball fan i love the moment in a playoff game where the starting pitchers get pulled and you get to watch a series of random guys have either the best or worst night of their life

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Roger Cormier: Built for Fall @yayroger.bsky.social · 2d

Pardon me, sir

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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 2d

"Kirby, Woo" is what I yell as I swallow Mr. Game & Watch and jump off the edge of the Final Destination stage

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key-SCARE 👻 👻 👻 @coeur.bsky.social · 2d

Fuckin super Mario brother playing second base for the mariners

key-SCARE 👻 👻 👻 @coeur.bsky.social · 2d

Mariners finally on the right side of a double play

key-SCARE 👻 👻 👻 @coeur.bsky.social · 3d

i've been so beaten down by all the banal, cruel ways that we can hurt each other, that i forget sometimes that crime can fucking rule

Reuters @reuters.com · 4d

Thieves steal jewels from Louvre in Paris, media reports reut.rs/43u2cX1

Thieves steal jewels from Louvre in Paris, media reports

A robbery has taken place at the Louvre museum in Paris early on Sunday, French Culture Minister Rachida Dati said, with the newspaper Le Parisien reporting several thieves have stolen pieces of jewellery from the Napoleon collection.

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key-SCARE 👻 👻 👻 @coeur.bsky.social · 4d

Pilot landed our plane. Passengers clapped but with a smattering of boos.

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Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social · 5d

Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani

chart with title 10/17/25 dodgers-brewers

y-axis is total bases
x-axis is at-bats
shohei ohtani is plotted high and to the left with 12 total bases in 3 at-bats
the brewers (an entire mlb organization) against the opposing starting p;itcher, who happened to be shohei ohtani, are at bottom right with 3 hits in 19 at-bats

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key-SCARE 👻 👻 👻 @coeur.bsky.social · 5d

GENOOOOOOO #mariners

key-SCARE 👻 👻 👻 @coeur.bsky.social · 6d

The M in Mariners stands for Memento Mori

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key-SCARE 👻 👻 👻 @coeur.bsky.social · 7d

Hate it when a vendor you haven’t bought from in months emails you like “heyyy haven’t heard from you in a while.” we are not old friends who lost touch, our relationship is by definition transactional. I would turn you from my front door to leave you in the howling rain.