Jeff Damn Records
@coderan.bsky.social
I answer spam calls and put together the dumbest sentences. Played Blue on Reading Rainbow. Clinically proven to function
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Jeff Damn Records
@coderan.bsky.social
· Feb 17
Mark Cuban: here’s how you get ahead
Everybody: it’s shown to be unreliable
Mark Cuban: so we’ve explored all options for the uneducated it seems
Everybody: it’s shown to be unreliable
Mark Cuban: so we’ve explored all options for the uneducated it seems
When you’re high at your job making the product labels and keep forgetting the right words
if I can survive “rhino dragon” then I’m sure the war on christmas crew can survive “happy holidays”
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
When you’re high at your job making the product labels and keep forgetting the right words
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a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
The Sperm Burglars: get a load of this guy!
December 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The Sperm Burglars: get a load of this guy!
Does anyone know what size toenail clipper sword I need?
December 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Does anyone know what size toenail clipper sword I need?
DANEETA IT’S CHRISTMAS
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
DANEETA IT’S CHRISTMAS
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me scrolling past your low effort humor and silly little jokes
December 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
me scrolling past your low effort humor and silly little jokes
Reminded of this
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Reminded of this
The one thing I want for Christmas I know I can’t get
December 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The one thing I want for Christmas I know I can’t get
Bit on the nose, huh
December 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Bit on the nose, huh
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Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Same way I found out about Epstein
Do we need to say covfefe again? Will that help?
December 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Do we need to say covfefe again? Will that help?
I don’t need anymore of what he’s serving
a man is holding a microphone and saying please shut up .
Alt: a man is holding a microphone and saying please shut up .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I don’t need anymore of what he’s serving
Ready to be hurt again
December 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Ready to be hurt again
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The church bell, she rings, but I have no tacos to call my own
December 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The church bell, she rings, but I have no tacos to call my own
Last full week of the year and I have 3 9am meetings and a 9:30. Santa testing me fr fr
December 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Last full week of the year and I have 3 9am meetings and a 9:30. Santa testing me fr fr
I don’t really have words for the brutal reality we live in. I don’t have anything to add but I miss when things were not so fucking hard to take in on a daily basis
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I don’t really have words for the brutal reality we live in. I don’t have anything to add but I miss when things were not so fucking hard to take in on a daily basis
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This is one of those times when all of the bad news just sucks the air out of your lungs.
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This is one of those times when all of the bad news just sucks the air out of your lungs.
The world is violent and sad and I’d do anything to fight that if I could
December 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The world is violent and sad and I’d do anything to fight that if I could
Stepped out the swamp to the motherfucking… stage
December 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Stepped out the swamp to the motherfucking… stage
This is in no way an emotional response to the game… Dyson Daniels is go into hiding ugly
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This is in no way an emotional response to the game… Dyson Daniels is go into hiding ugly
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Because baseball bluesky NEEDS to see this
December 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Because baseball bluesky NEEDS to see this
The NBA needs the ninja headband back plzzzzz
December 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The NBA needs the ninja headband back plzzzzz
Before impractical jokers you binged 1000 ways to die
December 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Before impractical jokers you binged 1000 ways to die
I don’t care what kind of opponent the Raiders are, having all units feeling like they clicked late in the season is what you hope to capture when you have a division cushion
December 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I don’t care what kind of opponent the Raiders are, having all units feeling like they clicked late in the season is what you hope to capture when you have a division cushion