Pluribusta Rhymes
@coderan.bsky.social
Yankee Candle employee/influencer double wick nominee. Clinically proven to function.
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I’m not crying I got uhhhh eyearrhea
February 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I’m not crying I got uhhhh eyearrhea
Get your jokes in now but first game Wheeler struggles we’re getting hoagie mouth anatomy lessons
February 11, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Get your jokes in now but first game Wheeler struggles we’re getting hoagie mouth anatomy lessons
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Joe Dirt 3: Unmasking Epstein
February 11, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Joe Dirt 3: Unmasking Epstein
Oh shit we got drafts now this is gonna be fun
February 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Oh shit we got drafts now this is gonna be fun
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
You mean the Dave Double Down Technique?
February 10, 2026 at 6:59 PM
You mean the Dave Double Down Technique?
Looking at NFL Mock Drafts like sheesh the cowboys hate super bowls. Only semi related but forever funny
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Looking at NFL Mock Drafts like sheesh the cowboys hate super bowls. Only semi related but forever funny
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[discussing a sensitive private issue between you and another person in public for like the third time] why won’t dis guy have me over for dinner anymore
Bill Maher is discussing his falling out with Jimmy Kimmel, saying he fears the two late-night hosts may never speak again.
Bill Maher Bemoans Jimmy Kimmel Rift: ‘We May Never Talk Again’
Bill Maher is discussing his falling out with Jimmy Kimmel, saying he fears the two late-night hosts may never speak again.
dlvr.it
February 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
[discussing a sensitive private issue between you and another person in public for like the third time] why won’t dis guy have me over for dinner anymore
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It’s giving tonka truck
February 10, 2026 at 12:36 AM
It’s giving tonka truck
Opening my emails and getting afraid it’s from a sick rich bastard who can’t spell
February 9, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Opening my emails and getting afraid it’s from a sick rich bastard who can’t spell
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BREAKING NEWS: the New York Jets have just been eliminated from the 2026 NFL playoffs
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
BREAKING NEWS: the New York Jets have just been eliminated from the 2026 NFL playoffs
At Home Depot wondering where a shitty dude can find a toilet seat
February 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
At Home Depot wondering where a shitty dude can find a toilet seat
I don’t like talking to my friends anyway
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...
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February 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I don’t like talking to my friends anyway
Myers: 17 points
Rest of Seahawks: 12 points
Patriots: 13 points
Rest of Seahawks: 12 points
Patriots: 13 points
🏈 In Seattle’s Super Bowl LX victory, Jason Myers set two Super Bowl records: most field goals made (5) and most kicking points scored (17). Additionally, he set an NFL record for most points scored in an entire season (playoffs included), with 206.
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February 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Myers: 17 points
Rest of Seahawks: 12 points
Patriots: 13 points
Rest of Seahawks: 12 points
Patriots: 13 points
Portnoy def crashing out hell yeah
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Portnoy def crashing out hell yeah
Can you be absolutely furious while your team is cruising to a Super Bowl victory lol
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Can you be absolutely furious while your team is cruising to a Super Bowl victory lol
Mike Tyson ate ice cream every hour and I need to stop eating processed food?
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Mike Tyson ate ice cream every hour and I need to stop eating processed food?
That is 100% the only song for the US World Cup
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
That is 100% the only song for the US World Cup
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VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
VC, founder, dumbass
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.