Class President of Yotei
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I answer spam calls and put together the dumbest sentences. Played Blue on Reading Rainbow. Clinically proven to function
Pinned
Mark Cuban: here’s how you get ahead
Everybody: it’s shown to be unreliable
Mark Cuban: so we’ve explored all options for the uneducated it seems
Everybody: it’s shown to be unreliable
Mark Cuban: so we’ve explored all options for the uneducated it seems
Sixers and Eagles hate me. Phillies letting the cuties sit in FA. Flyers… don’t make me bet on you
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Sixers and Eagles hate me. Phillies letting the cuties sit in FA. Flyers… don’t make me bet on you
Ok how bad does a sporting event have to be before I’m owed a refund re: Sixers
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Ok how bad does a sporting event have to be before I’m owed a refund re: Sixers
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OK. Let’s workshop this name
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
OK. Let’s workshop this name
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me when i’m asked who marvin the martian is:
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
me when i’m asked who marvin the martian is:
Ho Ho Hoalrighty then
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Ho Ho Hoalrighty then
We’re not debating this. The funniest thing you can say to serious news is “oh word?”
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We’re not debating this. The funniest thing you can say to serious news is “oh word?”
Wanted to watch a gruesome movie so I watched you eating a pizza by yourself
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wanted to watch a gruesome movie so I watched you eating a pizza by yourself
Pauly Shore in Casino: Aww not his beak, bro. Come on buddy. He’s still WHEEZZZZZING
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Pauly Shore in Casino: Aww not his beak, bro. Come on buddy. He’s still WHEEZZZZZING
This is the tasteful nude we were promised
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This is the tasteful nude we were promised
Dude next to me complained he had been at Labcorp for 30 minutes and they immediately called him back…
Ah man my wallet should be overflowing!
Ah man my wallet should be overflowing!
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Dude next to me complained he had been at Labcorp for 30 minutes and they immediately called him back…
Ah man my wallet should be overflowing!
Ah man my wallet should be overflowing!
I just forgot what made me so angry and now I’m more angry as I think about angry things to remember said angry thing
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I just forgot what made me so angry and now I’m more angry as I think about angry things to remember said angry thing
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man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
When they going to put a sale on utilities
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
When they going to put a sale on utilities
Randomly flip on Colbert and a pundit Jonathan Karl shared that democrats who “opposed” the shutdown ending really didn’t because they were tired of it
Fucking cool ya losers
Fucking cool ya losers
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Randomly flip on Colbert and a pundit Jonathan Karl shared that democrats who “opposed” the shutdown ending really didn’t because they were tired of it
Fucking cool ya losers
Fucking cool ya losers
I hate the new calendar year because I accidentally write 9/11/01 on all my checks
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I hate the new calendar year because I accidentally write 9/11/01 on all my checks
Give it to me straight doc… what are the symptoms of “shit your pants” disease?
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Give it to me straight doc… what are the symptoms of “shit your pants” disease?
Crossing people up at the grocery story pt. 17 ft burnt face
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Crossing people up at the grocery story pt. 17 ft burnt face
“ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS” -Donald Trump pardoning a Turkey
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
“ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS” -Donald Trump pardoning a Turkey
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this is the optimal explanation, because anyone losing money on THE NEW YORK YANKEES shouldn’t be allowed to run a paper route, let alone a Major League Baseball franchise
Hearing Hal Steinbrenner on a Zoom that the Yankees didn't make a profit this year. He's hard to hear, because he's conducting the Zoom on a 200-foot megayacht in the Seychelles smoking what appears to be a new Trump $200 bill.
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
this is the optimal explanation, because anyone losing money on THE NEW YORK YANKEES shouldn’t be allowed to run a paper route, let alone a Major League Baseball franchise
Me: hyper-critical of myself, especially regarding interpersonal relationships that I believe I poison with my abrasive attitude above and beyond any tolerable personality quirks
Also me: why no one like my post about seeing new Madea
Also me: why no one like my post about seeing new Madea
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Me: hyper-critical of myself, especially regarding interpersonal relationships that I believe I poison with my abrasive attitude above and beyond any tolerable personality quirks
Also me: why no one like my post about seeing new Madea
Also me: why no one like my post about seeing new Madea
But… Lisa needs braces
prepare to be shocked:
*WHITE HOUSE TO DELAY HEALTHCARE PROPOSAL
*WHITE HOUSE TO DELAY HEALTHCARE PROPOSAL
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
But… Lisa needs braces
Jalen Hurts walking into the offensive game plan meetings every week
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Jalen Hurts walking into the offensive game plan meetings every week
You’ll never believe what else can affect that. Rhymes with buhpression
Setting aside any merits, boy oh boy, the timing on this NYTImesMag cover piece in the midst of:
-RFK Jr.'s wildly conspiracist campaign against SSRIs
-the RW pro-natalist push
-the escalating hideousness of the Epstein story
-an unabated youth mental health crisis
#GiftLink #GiftArticle
-RFK Jr.'s wildly conspiracist campaign against SSRIs
-the RW pro-natalist push
-the escalating hideousness of the Epstein story
-an unabated youth mental health crisis
#GiftLink #GiftArticle
More Teens Are Taking Antidepressants. It Could Disrupt Their Sex Lives for Years.
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
You’ll never believe what else can affect that. Rhymes with buhpression
No you said snack Friday and now my clothes are 50% off
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
No you said snack Friday and now my clothes are 50% off