Abzan Death and Taxes
@coburnsdivine.bsky.social
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Enforcer, Chicago Fan, aspiring T1 MtG judge. Lover of all things Abzan.
Enforcer, Chicago Fan, aspiring T1 MtG judge. Lover of all things Abzan.
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I said I'd post my current decks, and I'll start with my recently tweaked Karador: tinyurl.com/2p923tnc
I'll post more decks as I upload them.
I'll post more decks as I upload them.
The Dead deny your strength. - Commander (Karador, Ghost Chieftain)
A deck created using the deck building website, Moxfield.
tinyurl.com
Well, it's been a year. And I've only now posted two more decks, with a third being edited. Also been some tweaks to the old postings, but very minor.
I am exhausted, my budget is trashed rn, and I can't muster the energy to engage in a bunch of stuff outside of work, but at least the Bears are having a good season.
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I am exhausted, my budget is trashed rn, and I can't muster the energy to engage in a bunch of stuff outside of work, but at least the Bears are having a good season.
ngl, that score probably won't climb for a long time unless certain things change in a hurry.
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
ngl, that score probably won't climb for a long time unless certain things change in a hurry.
I know it has been glaringly obvious for a while, but the only way the could be more obvious now that they are fucking Nazis is if they start changing policy for march and salutes to goosestepping and seig heils.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but there's actually no need to tolerate swastikas in our military ever. We don't need policy papers on this. We don't need long discussions and to "better understand" those who wear them. We can just ban all Nazi imagery and call it a day.
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I know it has been glaringly obvious for a while, but the only way the could be more obvious now that they are fucking Nazis is if they start changing policy for march and salutes to goosestepping and seig heils.
Oh? Oh-hoh, legal win for protestors that flew under the radar for me, and precedent for picking apart qualified immunity.
Police officers who use excessive force on protesters are not entitled to qualified immunity and cannot use excessive force to prompt compliance, a federal appeals court ruled on Sept. 17.
Federal Court Ruling Limits Police Qualified Immunity in Line 3 Excessive Force Case - UNICORN RIOT
Police officers who use excessive force on protesters are not entitled to qualified immunity and cannot use excessive force to prompt compliance, a federal appeals court ruled on Sept. 17.
unicornriot.ninja
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Oh? Oh-hoh, legal win for protestors that flew under the radar for me, and precedent for picking apart qualified immunity.
We could have had Muppet Knives Out? *sobs at the loss to the world*
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 6:46 AM
We could have had Muppet Knives Out? *sobs at the loss to the world*
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November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
🎁CHICAGO'S ULTIMATE GUIDE TO SHOPPING LOCAL🎁
Block Club highlighted 100+ shops across Chicago where you can get a perfect gift for everyone on your list — while supporting small businesses. Check out our neighborhood gift guides:
blockclubchi.co/4r3hEnd
Block Club highlighted 100+ shops across Chicago where you can get a perfect gift for everyone on your list — while supporting small businesses. Check out our neighborhood gift guides:
blockclubchi.co/4r3hEnd
The plan for today was to go to bed at 09:00, get up at 14:30 to take care of pre-work things, and got to work at 17:00. It is now 12:50, and I could not fall asleep thanks to my sinuses deciding today was a good day to drain poorly whenever I attempt to lay down. *sob*
November 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The plan for today was to go to bed at 09:00, get up at 14:30 to take care of pre-work things, and got to work at 17:00. It is now 12:50, and I could not fall asleep thanks to my sinuses deciding today was a good day to drain poorly whenever I attempt to lay down. *sob*
This week's baking: vegan pumpkin cookies! Aiming for bite-size this year (I made a batch of fist-sized pumpkin cookies around this time last year)
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 PM
This week's baking: vegan pumpkin cookies! Aiming for bite-size this year (I made a batch of fist-sized pumpkin cookies around this time last year)
alright, now I'm laying down.
October 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
alright, now I'm laying down.
I was feeling kinda tired and ready to lay down for a bit (I work overnights, so laying down now is a nap, not sleep), but Game 3 of the World Series is looking like it's gonna go 18 innings and now I must not sleep.
October 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I was feeling kinda tired and ready to lay down for a bit (I work overnights, so laying down now is a nap, not sleep), but Game 3 of the World Series is looking like it's gonna go 18 innings and now I must not sleep.
Making a treat for my coworker's birthday:
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Making a treat for my coworker's birthday:
Ugh. So tired from work last night that I don't even want to get out of my car to go to bed in my apartment. Gonna do it anyway, because it's warm in there.
October 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Ugh. So tired from work last night that I don't even want to get out of my car to go to bed in my apartment. Gonna do it anyway, because it's warm in there.
I love Flavor Text Friday, and here's my contribution, from on of my favorite removal spells during WAR limited.
"Liliana whispered to whatever conciousness Oketra and Bontu had left. 'You are the gods. He is the usurper. You know what to do.'"
"Liliana whispered to whatever conciousness Oketra and Bontu had left. 'You are the gods. He is the usurper. You know what to do.'"
October 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I love Flavor Text Friday, and here's my contribution, from on of my favorite removal spells during WAR limited.
"Liliana whispered to whatever conciousness Oketra and Bontu had left. 'You are the gods. He is the usurper. You know what to do.'"
"Liliana whispered to whatever conciousness Oketra and Bontu had left. 'You are the gods. He is the usurper. You know what to do.'"
Thanks to my recent trip across the country with the family, I was mildly reinspired to get back into making food for myself. Behold, my lunch for the next two days (recipe in alt text):
October 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Thanks to my recent trip across the country with the family, I was mildly reinspired to get back into making food for myself. Behold, my lunch for the next two days (recipe in alt text):
Had a disappointing conversation with my favourite aunt last night, where apparently using my preferred pronouns is 'crossing a red line' for her. I thought I handled the conversation well, but now I'm curled up with the family dog in tears because the person whom I thought the best of in my family-
September 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Had a disappointing conversation with my favourite aunt last night, where apparently using my preferred pronouns is 'crossing a red line' for her. I thought I handled the conversation well, but now I'm curled up with the family dog in tears because the person whom I thought the best of in my family-
I have nothing nice to say about the life of the manchild who was killed today, so I will opt to say only that. Thumper's mom was a real one.
September 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I have nothing nice to say about the life of the manchild who was killed today, so I will opt to say only that. Thumper's mom was a real one.
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Trying to see something
❤️ if you like Loot better
🔁 if you like Fleem better
Both if you just want to see results and still want to see this later😉
#MTG
❤️ if you like Loot better
🔁 if you like Fleem better
Both if you just want to see results and still want to see this later😉
#MTG
Rp if you love Fleem
September 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Trying to see something
❤️ if you like Loot better
🔁 if you like Fleem better
Both if you just want to see results and still want to see this later😉
#MTG
❤️ if you like Loot better
🔁 if you like Fleem better
Both if you just want to see results and still want to see this later😉
#MTG
I started with one among 1, 2, and 3, but I'm not 100% sure which. The first system I played at home was the Genesis, but my cousins had an Atari 2600 (which I later learned that my mother had one stashed away as well, now in my possession) and a NES hookup in their basement.
Which controller did you start with?
See the full discussion in our Gamer Community newegg.io/776a47e
See the full discussion in our Gamer Community newegg.io/776a47e
September 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I started with one among 1, 2, and 3, but I'm not 100% sure which. The first system I played at home was the Genesis, but my cousins had an Atari 2600 (which I later learned that my mother had one stashed away as well, now in my possession) and a NES hookup in their basement.
This is... good news? On my feed? Amazing.
The party's over: Tesla's EV dominance takes a nosedive. "The competition isn't just nipping at Tesla's heels — they're taking whole chunks out of its backside." boingboing.net/2025/09/08/t...
The party's over: Tesla's EV dominance takes a nosedive
Tesla's U.S. market share has fallen below 40% for the first time since 2017. Competitors like Volkswagen (with 450% sales growth in July) are finally cracking the code on making desirable EVs with be...
boingboing.net
September 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
This is... good news? On my feed? Amazing.
Strongly resisting the urge to ask a random rich puke the question "...did you drown?" a day after they deflected a pointed observation if them being a conservative coward by saying they'd cry themselves to sleep in their heated pool.
September 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Strongly resisting the urge to ask a random rich puke the question "...did you drown?" a day after they deflected a pointed observation if them being a conservative coward by saying they'd cry themselves to sleep in their heated pool.
Hope this also makes Wendy's rethink their AI drivethrus.
checking in after the taco bell ceo said they were becoming an "AI first" company www.bbc.com/news/article...
Taco Bell rethinks AI drive-through after man orders 18,000 waters
The fast food chain is reassessing its use of the tech after a number of errors were shared widely online.
www.bbc.com
August 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Hope this also makes Wendy's rethink their AI drivethrus.
Bacon burger (no cheese, 'cause I genuinely despise American cheese, and they don't have alternatives)
Lettuce
Tomato
Grilled onion
Grilled mushroom
Mustard
Mayo
A1
Lettuce
Tomato
Grilled onion
Grilled mushroom
Mustard
Mayo
A1
What's your burger order at Five Guys?
August 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Bacon burger (no cheese, 'cause I genuinely despise American cheese, and they don't have alternatives)
Lettuce
Tomato
Grilled onion
Grilled mushroom
Mustard
Mayo
A1
Lettuce
Tomato
Grilled onion
Grilled mushroom
Mustard
Mayo
A1
This is the best news I've heard in... quite a while. I'm only sad I haven't made a contribution that would enjoin me to file a claim.
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
August 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This is the best news I've heard in... quite a while. I'm only sad I haven't made a contribution that would enjoin me to file a claim.
It's apparently @hobbesq.bolasgang.com's birthday, so I am obligated to say nice things about him today. Not to say that I wouldn't normally, ofc. Most of the time. He knows what he did.
August 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It's apparently @hobbesq.bolasgang.com's birthday, so I am obligated to say nice things about him today. Not to say that I wouldn't normally, ofc. Most of the time. He knows what he did.
Hey, @moderation.bsky.app, this suspension of BugsMatrix is sketch af. Banning high profile trans posters because they express distaste for one of the richest TERFs on the planet is a pretty bad look when those same trans people helped build your site up to where it is now.
#freethebugs
#freethebugs
August 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Hey, @moderation.bsky.app, this suspension of BugsMatrix is sketch af. Banning high profile trans posters because they express distaste for one of the richest TERFs on the planet is a pretty bad look when those same trans people helped build your site up to where it is now.
#freethebugs
#freethebugs