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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 14h

I skate by wearing a ghost costume and accidentally fall out an open window; it's not clear what I was trying to do

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 15h

bsky.app/profile/joel...

Joe Ruthvennryte @joelastname.bsky.social · Apr 21

incredible YouTube comment found under the trailer for 1996's Eraser

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 15h

Anyone listening in 2023??

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 17h

He would say that

Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 17h

If you tried Bluesky a year or so ago and dipped out because you’re addicted to conflict and asymmetrical quote tweet wars I’ve got good news about the trajectory of Bluesky in that time

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 18h

Legit lol

🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 20h

"I don't need this shit" -- me, when there's shit going on that I don't need

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 20h

If we had simply labeled them "tactical respiratory filters" they would've embraced them from the start

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 21h

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 22h

I get that. Sade, Erykah Badu, D'Angelo (RIP), Chico DeBarge. It was a whole vibe.

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 22h

Damn that takes me back

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 22h

I hate that I have to clarify I'm not listening to artificial intelligence slop

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 22h

I'm listening to "Weird Al" Yankovic

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 1d

Cha ching 🤑

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Evil Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 1d

oh you asked AI? I asked Al Swearengen and he said youre a cocksucker.

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 1d

youtu.be/g8VduT7aR2c?...

Led Zeppelin - The Rain Song (Official Audio)

YouTube video by Led Zeppelin

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 2d

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 3d

Raining and pouring? I can see it. The old man snoring? I'm not so credulous.

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 3d

LOLOL SICKOS YES YES

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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 3d

By popular request, the ending of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre rescored with Meredith Wilson's "Chicken Fat."

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 3d

Oh shit I forgot Durant is in Houston now

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 3d

Ham fisted #terrifyingifliteral

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 3d

Please. Accept the mystery.

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 4d

🎶 I guess this is growing up 🎶

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 4d

Okay honestly me too, I got friends who know em, but I only ever knew of them from those metal magazine pages where you could order band shirts because I saw them and had no idea how to say it, still don't really

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🎃 @clutchbucket.bsky.social · 4d

What about (hed)PE

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