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they say im lazy but it takes all my time
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You know.. Quasimodo predicted all this
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
Imagine driving your Chevy across town all the way to the levy, only to find that the levy was dry smh smdh
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Imagine driving your Chevy across town all the way to the levy, only to find that the levy was dry smh smdh
You guys ever run through caverns measureless to man, down a sunless sea?
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You guys ever run through caverns measureless to man, down a sunless sea?
I'm listening to Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I'm listening to Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats
I'm listening to Soundgarden
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I'm listening to Soundgarden
Staying hydrated and moisturized, because I care about me
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Staying hydrated and moisturized, because I care about me
My quintessential The Onion headline?
The girl reading this :^)
The girl reading this :^)
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My quintessential The Onion headline?
The girl reading this :^)
The girl reading this :^)
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Behold, my personality laid bare
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Behold, my personality laid bare
I'm listening to MF DOOM
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'm listening to MF DOOM
Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find himself in bed transformed into the lead singer for Papa Roach
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find himself in bed transformed into the lead singer for Papa Roach
@ilikemints.bsky.social Happy birthday, mints appreciator
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 AM
@ilikemints.bsky.social Happy birthday, mints appreciator
@talkinghat.bsky.social Happy birthday, loquacious headwear
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
@talkinghat.bsky.social Happy birthday, loquacious headwear
I'm listening to Bob Dylan
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I'm listening to Bob Dylan
I cannot believe there's no ham hock emoji
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I cannot believe there's no ham hock emoji
I saw the best minds of my generation driven to madness by spam bot faves
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I saw the best minds of my generation driven to madness by spam bot faves
Actually it's pronounced "Mil-you wah-kay", it's Algonquin for "the good land"
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Actually it's pronounced "Mil-you wah-kay", it's Algonquin for "the good land"
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huge news. got a paper shredder at an estate sale. having the time of my life. shredding documents. i’m gonna write my SSN on a sheet of paper then put it in there just for fun.
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
huge news. got a paper shredder at an estate sale. having the time of my life. shredding documents. i’m gonna write my SSN on a sheet of paper then put it in there just for fun.
I won't say Planes, Trains and Automobiles is the best comedy, but it's definitely one of my favorite
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I won't say Planes, Trains and Automobiles is the best comedy, but it's definitely one of my favorite
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Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
I have been Covid and flu boosted, please clap
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I have been Covid and flu boosted, please clap
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appreciating the commercial grade crapper at the office today
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
appreciating the commercial grade crapper at the office today
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[crawls out from mountainous pile of empty Juicero bags]
Wh-- where am I...
Wh-- where am I...
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
[crawls out from mountainous pile of empty Juicero bags]
Wh-- where am I...
Wh-- where am I...