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Cameron Loxdale
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Comedy writer and script editor https://linktr.ee/cloxdale 👴 I made a starter pack full of divorced men named Geoff 📺 Rep: Georgia Kanner @ Independent Talent
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · Nov 15
Good morning Bluesky.

Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.

go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 12h
A new series of the brilliant Radio 4 show Carbon Lifeforms starts today at 6.30pm and I got to write a few little jokes about the death of our planet, you've simply got to laugh haven't you
BBC Radio 4 - Carbon Lifeforms, The Carbon Cost of Tech, The Internet and AI
Jon Long and Dr Tara Shine are joined by Chris McCausland to tackle the topic of Tech.
www.bbc.co.uk
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 1d
Accidentally learned too many platypus facts in a short space of time and had to go stand outside for a few minutes to calm down
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 12h
A new series of the brilliant Radio 4 show Carbon Lifeforms starts today at 6.30pm and I got to write a few little jokes about the death of our planet, you've simply got to laugh haven't you
BBC Radio 4 - Carbon Lifeforms, The Carbon Cost of Tech, The Internet and AI
Jon Long and Dr Tara Shine are joined by Chris McCausland to tackle the topic of Tech.
www.bbc.co.uk
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 21h
Very confused by this. What am I supposedly buying these men for? Who priced them so low? Why is Saka priced the same as Glenn Hoddle when Hoddle is 67 years old?
A list of footballers past and present and their inexplicable prices. 'You have a £10 budget.'
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 21h
Very confused by this. What am I supposedly buying these men for? Who priced them so low? Why is Saka priced the same as Glenn Hoddle when Hoddle is 67 years old?
A list of footballers past and present and their inexplicable prices. 'You have a £10 budget.'
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 1d
Clifford the Big Red Dog isn't that big or red
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Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 2d
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 2d
Franco Baresi
Baresi All I know most surely about morality and obligations I owe to watching Franco Baresi take people down off the ball on Football Italia in the early 1990s. We skipped Sunday School to watch him. What is the chief end of man? Man's chief end is to glorify God, and to enjoy him forever. God is a spirit, infinite, eternal, and unchangeable, in his being, wisdom, power, holiness, justice, goodness and truth. Justification is an act of God's free grace, wherein he pardoneth all our sins, and accepteth us as righteous in his sight, only for the righteousness of Christ imputed to us, and received by faith alone. Instead of these hundreds of answers on our tongue, instead of the freedom of the Free Church, we got Baresi, clipping the heels of a winger faster than him, shrugging about the whims of gravity. Baresi, standing on the number 9's toes at a corner, helping opponents up by their oxter hair, shouting 'Offside' and making the world stop. Baresi, of the devil's party and knowing it. Getting away with it. I was besotted. Football is not about fair play but this - deception, trickery and cheating, taking the piss out of the laws of God, out of Fifa. Nutmegging. Those Corinthian values. The knowledge that the Greek korinthiazesthai, to 'live like a Corinthian', means to 'live with drunken and immoral debauchery'. When I close my eyes and think of football in its purest form, I imagine Baresi no, Baresi with my face standing in a toga at the Acropolis in Corinth, sending hundreds of prostitutes, boys and girls, down to the docks to the waiting sailors. Smiling ambiguously at the world we have created. And that to answer your question is why I think I am suited to a position here in the commodities trading section of the British Linen Company Bank.
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · Mar 16
And on the seventh day, God got the first ever Sunday scaries and abandoned the project forever
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 4d
This week's episode of What Just Happened is on BBC Sounds now and you are well within your rights to listen to it here: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Tudur Owen, James Williams, Robin Morgan, Kiri Pritchard-McLean and Pravanya Pillay
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 5d
I love stand-up comedians going, "Hey, it's cheaper than therapy!" Falling off a ski lift is cheaper than going to the gym, but they are also not the same.
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Christy Coysh @christycoysh.bsky.social · 15d
If you like my videos then why not support me so i can make even more stupid content.

Sign up to Patreon for exclusive content, early access to videos and even Patreon only live streams where I will make a new song with your help that will then go on my socials as one of my videos
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Christy Coysh @christycoysh.bsky.social · 5d
I auditioned for celebrity @thetraitors.bsky.social but I didn’t get it for some reason, so thought I’d share my audition.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 6d
Why does this look like a poster for a Disney film where Tom York is the new principal in school for gifted loners? #straighttodisneyadd
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 8d
Screenshot moments before I was suspended from LinkedIn
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tobias @saboborke.bsky.social · 8d
ROSS WILL NOT BE THE ONE DOING THE ASSASSINATIONS HIMSELF
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Little Wander @littlewander.bsky.social · 9d
🎙️ What Just Happened? 🎙️

Get your free tickets for the live recording of What Just Happened? in Monmouth on Wed 8 Oct!

🎧 https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/little-wander-ltd/what-just-happened-bbc-radio-wales-live-record/e-gpogrd
Graphic promoting What Just Happened radio show. Accompanying image of Ignacio Lopez, Mel Owen, Robin Morgan, Kiri Pritchard-McLean and Anna Thomas. Full details in caption. New episodes available on BBC Sounds now! Free tickets are still available for the live recording in Monmouth on Wed 8 Oct!
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Ruth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 9d
Don’t normally rate Taylor Swift but this new one’s alright
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Christy Coysh @christycoysh.bsky.social · 12d
This is why you never outsource your videos to my Uncle Kev.
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Toby Ellmers @tobyellmers.bsky.social · 12d
@cloxdale.bsky.social told me bread only had 4G. Please help me solve this discrepancy. I want to feed ducks.
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 12d
Pretty spicy episode from Aberystwyth this week, some jokes that I thought were just for the room made the edit, we simply love to hear it 🌶️🌶️🌶️
What Just Happened? - Series 3 - with Anna Thomas, Ignacio Lopez, Mel Owen and Kiri Pritchard-McLean - BBC Sounds
Robin Morgan, Kiri Pritchard-McLean and guests take a look back at the week's news.
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Anna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 12d
Had such a lovely time being on the panel for the radio show ‘What Just Happened’ in Aberystwyth last night!

If you’d like to give it a listen, it’s available now via BBC Sounds. Gather thy ears! 📻🦡
A group of comedians stood on a stage in front of a lovely velvet blue curtain. From left to right, it’s Ignacio Lopez, Mel Owen, Robin Morgan, Kiri Pritchard-McLean and then me.
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 15d
Christy is one of the funniest people on the planet.

If you've ever liked one of his videos you can now support him at Diet, Full Fat or Mexican tier.

You'll also be supporting me - we've been writing together for years and we're psyched for the silly plans ahead.

www.patreon.com/cw/christyco...
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · Mar 23
I Trapped Two People in a Loveless Marriage for 45 Years. If they stay in it until death, I add $10 million to their estates!
Mr Beast and an elderly couple
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 17d
You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.
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⚡️SIÂN DOCKSEY⚡️ @siandocksey.bsky.social · 20d
📻 Tonight 6.30pm on BBC Radio Wales! Comedy 🔥sizzle🔥 of this week’s news with a Welsh twist, loved writing on this show & would love you to listen: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 20d
What Just Happened is BACK for a brand new series. It's a topical comedy panel show (remember them?) and last night's recording in Milford Haven was a treat. Get it down you, 6.30pm on BBC Sounds. 👂 📻 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Will Hayward, Mel Owen, Robin Morgan, Kiri Pritchard-McLean, Paul Hilleard
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