Cameron Loxdale
@cloxdale.bsky.social
🏴 Comedy writer and script editor https://linktr.ee/cloxdale
👴 I made a starter pack full of divorced men named Geoff
📺 Rep: Georgia Kanner @ Independent Talent
👴 I made a starter pack full of divorced men named Geoff
📺 Rep: Georgia Kanner @ Independent Talent
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Cameron Loxdale
@cloxdale.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Good morning Bluesky.
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
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Surely they can't do this?
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Surely they can't do this?
Surely they can't do this?
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Surely they can't do this?
Begging my Wrapped to be better than last year
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Begging my Wrapped to be better than last year
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Playing chess in a beautifully rendered park with an AI reconstruction of my deceased grandfather. I think of all the things I never got to say to him, and also review the DLC hat options
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Playing chess in a beautifully rendered park with an AI reconstruction of my deceased grandfather. I think of all the things I never got to say to him, and also review the DLC hat options
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Still thinking about them.
As it's December, please enjoy this haunted Christmas window display I saw that instantly sucked all festive spirit from my soul. Whoever devised this has divorced parents, I've never been so sure about anything. 🎄
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Still thinking about them.
Still thinking about them.
As it's December, please enjoy this haunted Christmas window display I saw that instantly sucked all festive spirit from my soul. Whoever devised this has divorced parents, I've never been so sure about anything. 🎄
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Still thinking about them.
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I realised that, in keeping with his icy persona, a better name for Stone Cold Steve Austin’s finishing move would’ve been “The Frosty Reception”. Probably too late to fix this but I’ve emailed WWE about it anyway
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I realised that, in keeping with his icy persona, a better name for Stone Cold Steve Austin’s finishing move would’ve been “The Frosty Reception”. Probably too late to fix this but I’ve emailed WWE about it anyway
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Sketchburn is back on December 4th at the all-new Free Association theatre in Southwark 🥳
www.sketchburn.com
www.sketchburn.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Sketchburn is back on December 4th at the all-new Free Association theatre in Southwark 🥳
www.sketchburn.com
www.sketchburn.com
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November 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Not sure Olly Murs should be making any more predictions
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Not sure Olly Murs should be making any more predictions
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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Fun prank: Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 into a supermarket. Then when everyone's busy looking for pig 3, release pigs 5 to 807
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Fun prank: Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 into a supermarket. Then when everyone's busy looking for pig 3, release pigs 5 to 807
Lost the Euromillions yet again last night so I've called an emergency team meeting with the syndicate to analyse where exactly we're going wrong
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Lost the Euromillions yet again last night so I've called an emergency team meeting with the syndicate to analyse where exactly we're going wrong
It’s been a year since I anxiously messaged Bluesky veteran @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social to please share this post, terrified that I’d put a stupid amount of effort into something that was going to get no engagement whatsoever.
Good morning Bluesky.
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 AM
It’s been a year since I anxiously messaged Bluesky veteran @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social to please share this post, terrified that I’d put a stupid amount of effort into something that was going to get no engagement whatsoever.
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I think it's really nice that Mario, Bowser, et al can take a break from trying to kill each other to play a friendly game of tennis or golf
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I think it's really nice that Mario, Bowser, et al can take a break from trying to kill each other to play a friendly game of tennis or golf
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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If like me you’re suffering seasonal affective disorder, here are my top tips:
1) Get as much Vitamin D as you can
2) Try to stay active
3) Join me tomorrow at 3pm, I am building a ladder to the sun and together we will NOT let that shy bastard set again, so help me God
1) Get as much Vitamin D as you can
2) Try to stay active
3) Join me tomorrow at 3pm, I am building a ladder to the sun and together we will NOT let that shy bastard set again, so help me God
November 29, 2024 at 4:30 PM
If like me you’re suffering seasonal affective disorder, here are my top tips:
1) Get as much Vitamin D as you can
2) Try to stay active
3) Join me tomorrow at 3pm, I am building a ladder to the sun and together we will NOT let that shy bastard set again, so help me God
1) Get as much Vitamin D as you can
2) Try to stay active
3) Join me tomorrow at 3pm, I am building a ladder to the sun and together we will NOT let that shy bastard set again, so help me God
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Not sure on these new rule ideas
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Not sure on these new rule ideas
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I also agree about the old hard bread
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I also agree about the old hard bread
Not sure on these new rule ideas
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Not sure on these new rule ideas
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It would take 1.4 billion cats stacked on top of each other to reach the moon. But I've never been able to stack more than 3 or 4 cats so I just don't see it happening
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
It would take 1.4 billion cats stacked on top of each other to reach the moon. But I've never been able to stack more than 3 or 4 cats so I just don't see it happening
Just realised why I've been getting limited interaction on here recently. If you've had the same problem, go into your settings and toggle this to 'Everybody.'
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Just realised why I've been getting limited interaction on here recently. If you've had the same problem, go into your settings and toggle this to 'Everybody.'