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If you enjoyed the hot dog, there's nothing to be gained by asking how it's made. Be great today, be better tomorrow. he/him
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#MorningGrump

If God didn't want men to scratch their privates, he would've given us shorter arms.
December 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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McLaren ran joint number-1 drivers this year, winning the #F1 drivers’ & constructors’ titles. But running things so fairly risks defeat in the drivers’ championship. That’s what happened in ’73, ’81, ’83, ’86 & 2008. My new #MotorSport column explains.
www.motorsportmagazine.com/articles/sin...
Matt Bishop: McLaren F1 duet played a winning tune — but soloist Max almost made it to No1
A harmonious McLaren beat the brute brilliance of Max Verstappen in 2025, but its collaborative approach hasn't always succeeded against the razor-sharp focus of a one-driver F1 team
www.motorsportmagazine.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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“Violence against women is a toxic online culture that allows young men to feel entitled to women's attention and to react with violence when they don't get it, leading to a 14-year-old girl in NDG recently being stabbed in the face for rejecting a boy's advances.”

#16DaysOfActivism
Gender-based violence is an everyday reality, and it starts with minimizing misogyny
As we highlight 16 Days of Activism Against Gender-Based Violence and the upcoming anniversary of the Montreal massacre, can we take a moment to reflect on all the different forms this violence takes?
cultmtl.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Everybody has a plan until you get punched in the mouth. — Mike Tyson

Canadiens management acknowledged last night this team has been punched in the mouth. The plan changed as a result.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/687...
Canadiens’ loss forces management to acknowledge they’ve been punched in the mouth
Montreal's goaltending took a hit that forced management's hand in Tuesday night's loss to the Lightning.
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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My column on why it’s the right time to see what Jacob Fowler can do at this level👇🏻
www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/...
Canadiens' recall of Jacob Fowler not as risky as it appears
There are no expectations for Jacob Fowler to be the saviour for the Canadiens. He just has to provide some steady play in net to help a Montreal team struggling badly in that department.
www.sportsnet.ca
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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The goals allowed issue continues as the Canadiens fall hard to the Lightning.

Where’s most of this blame lie and what’s the way out of this?

The Call Of The Wilde is written for Global Montreal.

globalnews.ca/news/1157097...
Call of the Wilde: Bad defence, goaltending cost Canadiens with 6-1 loss to Tampa Bay - Montreal | Globalnews.ca
Overall, it’s expected that this is a tough stretch for the Montreal Canadiens, but they have a chance to surge in the new year. Brian Wilde explains.
globalnews.ca
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Whadda ya know!? It's another W⚓ Wednesday; go seize the day or, you know, whatever.

Welcome to Masturbation Anonymous. I see everybody came today. That's disappointing.
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Sextuple fuck with chocolate sauce on top!
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Quintuple fuck with whipped cream on top!
December 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Kappy!
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Well quadruple fuck with sprinkles on top!
December 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Is Cayden Primeau available? Can Randy Apricot unretire?
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Well triple fuck with cherries on top.
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Well double fuck!!!
December 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Well fuck!
December 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Evans, Gallagher, Anderson, Veleno multi-point games incoming.
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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My column on Alexandre Texier looking to make the most of his fresh start with #Habs and showing off his shootout skills: montrealgazette.com/sports/hocke...
Cowan: Alexandre Texier embraces fresh start with Canadiens
"I'm just trying to be myself, work hard on the ice. The thing I like is everyone is making their own opinion right now, not from the past."
montrealgazette.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
What a great article! I love this, "Verstappen chased the McLaren pair like a foxhound trained to scent papaya".
December 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Jasper reflections
December 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Leadership isn’t about barking orders or flexing a title. It’s about the quiet choices you make when no one’s looking. Turns out, the smallest moments reveal the biggest truths. #leadership #growth
The Making of a Good Leader
Leadership isn’t a throne you sit on or a badge you flash around like you’re the sheriff of a small, dusty town. It’s a responsibility. A weight. Sometimes a privilege. And if we’re being honest, it’s also a mirror. A fairly unforgiving one at that. Real leadership shows up in the quiet moments when no one is watching, in the tough conversations you wish you could dodge, and in how you carry yourself when life tosses you a curveball that’s clearly been lifted from a sadistic pitcher’s handbook.
grumpa.ca
December 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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My column wondering why NHL goalies don't play back-to-back games anymore. #Habs Jakub Dobes did it this weekend but only because Samuel Montembeault was sick. No goalie will ever play 79 games again in a season like Grant Fuhr did with St. Louis Blues: montrealgazette.com/sports/hocke...
Cowan: Why have NHL's workhorse goalies gone the way of wooden sticks?
While the Canadiens' Jakub Dobes had his first back-to-back during the weekend, the days of netminders playing 70-plus games are long gone.
montrealgazette.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM