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Drunk History (2013-2019)
bobkopp.net
“A legitimate PhD-level expert in anything,” they said.

“Show me a diagram of the US presidents since FDR, with their names and years in office under their photos,” I said.
A GPT-5 generated diagram of US presidents since Franklin D. “Roesevelt” to “Goorge W Bush”, “Baruck Obama” and Donald Trump. No George HW Bush (though Ronald Reagan looks a fair bit like him), LBJ, or Joe Biden.
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They deleted, but yeah, it was this. Kids! Young boys!
thebulwark.com
Vance on public outrage over the "I love Hitler" group chat: "Grow up! Focus on the real issues. Don't focus on what kids say in group chats... The reality is that kids do stupid things, especially young boys — they tell edgy, offensive jokes. That's what kids do."
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I’m so mad, Patrick. My post was good.
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He really thinks he’s cute, doesn’t he?
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It's never, ever the right move.
The cowardly Rob Lowe wearing an NFL branded hat to an NFL game.
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They won't even put up the plaque, Phil! Refused to do it! 😡
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The heart of Covid occasionally feeling like the good ol’ days really doesn’t speak well for our current situation.
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I’m not defending him, I’m condemning him. It’s worse, not better that he truly knows what a monstrous pig Trump is but follows him anyway.
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He fine with what the admin is doing, but he knows it’s unAmerican.
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He's one of the ones, maybe to a greater extent than any of the others, who knows that what is being done by this admin is deeply wrong. You can see it in his eyes every time he's in public. He's enabling monsters and he knows it.
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It's just these guys but digital.
The cast of VH1's The Pickup Artist, looking extremely unqualified to give dating advice.
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Oh, I saw it. I hated it, but I saw it.
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The fact that he takes one of them right off of the clipper is profoundly disturbing and it’s going to take a while to suppress that image.
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I still remember our family’s phone number from my childhood, but have no idea what their’s are now.
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Bottomless greed. Would step on your granny’s neck for a nickel.
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God forgive us for unleashing this nasty creep on the world (twice).
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If this was happening to republicans there would be blood in the streets every single night. Our country’s stability has always depended on the left never treating conservatives like they routinely treat us. That disparity has been a load-bearing aspect of our society.
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How many car dealerships did Brent’s daddy have?
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Nobody likes a pop-in.
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What do you bet these get banned before balaclavas for LEOs?
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My retirement plan.
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The “so sue me” president.
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He honestly thinks he can show the Nobel to St. Peter like he’s checking in to a Delta lounge.
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That the Great American Experiment might collapse due to FOX News blasting five-year-old Portland protest b-roll on a loop to a creepy decaying old sex pest truly sucks. Not a fan of this outcome, quite frankly!