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CB
@christopherburns.bsky.social
Writer for games.
It was nice to have that little respite between the Covid/supply chain/crypto shortages and whatever this will be. Love to enjoy my hobby when market forces allow.
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It’s becoming pretty obvious that this shit is the only subject matter that can prop his eyes open during a meeting. They’ll want to trigger a racist rant every 20 mins or so during those marathon “cabinet meetings” from here on out to keep the Big Man engaged.
December 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
He can’t make his point without lying about Van Hollen sharing margaritas with Abrego Garcia (it was an AI fake) during their meeting in El Salvador. More than anything, it’s just plain insulting to be expected to treat this little man seriously. He’s trash.
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Here’s hoping Jimmy’s still got the magic touch. 🤞🤞
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Every billionaire except MacKensey Scott appears to be locked into a pretty obvious Kanye West trajectory of madness. They are somehow the most fortunate and the most miserable people on Earth simultaneously. Far from a problem for them, they are making it a problem instead for all of us.
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
And it’s about creating more people that owe him favors. If they are rich, powerful or violent, all the better. All of those can be of use to a mob boss like him.
December 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
There’s a lot more here than Aaron could fit in a caption, and it’s all bad. It’s hard to imagine there’s ever been a darker, more shameful statement uttered by any President throughout the entirety of US history.

And they pounded the table like seals.
December 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Is it like a bodega cat situation or are they coming and going all day?
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
2014? Great year. 2015? Loved it.

Then things started to get hinky.
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
She’s been a US citizen for six years longer than Melania Trump.
December 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Hypothetically, I wonder if an aging executive that was known to work while seated next to a desk drawer stuffed with Sudafed, if that guy got elected President and was later asked by doctors to stop abusing those stimulants for some medical reason, what that would look like? Hypothetically.
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“These people are so black, have you seen them? Like blackety black black black. Nobody has ever seen anything like it. So we’ll be moving them out very strongly…”
December 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
100% proof that he understands it was a war crime.
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Trump shrieking at St. Peter that he aced the cognitive test as they drag him to hell…
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Shiny things in every room to keep him pacified. We’re being ruled by a rabid raccoon.
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
After he gutted FEMA, NOAA and the NWS. He remains the luckiest mfer alive.
December 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
“More lethality, less [sic] lawyers.“ — Whiskey Pete
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
One of their most hated facets of the ACA — “Forcing us all” to have covered preventative care.
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The “Who, me?” administration.
December 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The most ironic (and crazy-making) part — killing of shipwrecked survivors isn’t some hypothetical that we have to interpret here. In fact it’s the exact example used in the US military regulation:
Senator Kelly is correct.

Plus a Public Service Announcement:

KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.

The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
These screenings sound important. Maybe it should be written into a law that every healthcare plan needs to cover them at no extra charge to the patient.
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
We’re 7 for 7 by my count. (Any two-term President that has already produced 2028 merch gets presumptive credit for “ignores term limits” in my book)
December 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Saying absolutely everything and anything she can think of to deflect from those withered crescent rolls.
December 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
With this decision many people around the world are learning a lesson about how much to trust and assist the USA when war comes to their country. Not that there’s a war of choice right around the corner or anything.
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM